Pulse Report: Fox News Loses Common Sense, Amber Rose Shows Skin To Win, 50 Cent's Doing GG-GG-Greeat
Friday, May 13, 2011 12:35PM
In this week's Pulse Report, Fox News rallies up the troops without Common Sense, Amber Rose's KING interview leaks but the photos truly reign supreme, 50 Cent has the world on his finger and oh SOHH much more!
1. Sly Fox
Now doggies, I have seen some f*ckery in my day but just a week after FOX NEWS f*cked up by saying "Obama Bin Laden Killed," they're already back on some bullsh*t. Shouts to Busta Rhymes! LOL. Seriously though doggies, WTF? I mean, it's one thing to slam Ludacris for calling Hilary Clinton a b*tch and then making President Barack Obama have to distance himself from doggy, but to turn some petty sh*t into a full blown campaign? SMFH. Doggies, if I asked y'all to name the Top 50 doggies who rapped about killing cops and dropping gangster bars, how many of y'all would have nominated Common for that honor? SMFH... Bullsh*t doggies. Peep the math:
First Lady Michelle Obama has scheduled a poetry evening for Wednesday, and she's invited several poets, including a successful Chicago poet and rapper, Lonnie Rashid Lynn, Jr., AKA "Common." However, Lynn is quite controversial, in part because his poetry includes threats to shoot police and at least one passage calling for the "burn[ing]" of then-President George W. Bush. (Fox News)
"Oh lovely, White House... http://dailycaller.com/2011/05/09/burn-a-bush-michelle-obama-invites-rapper-common-to-a-poetry-reading/," she Tweeted Tuesday (May 9). (Sarah Palin's Twitter)
^ SMFH. Doggies, are y'all f*cking kidding me? Fox might have had a lame a** argument over Ludacris doing those bogus a** Pepsi commercials but thinking Common is a doggy that's about busting guns and murking doggies? SMFH. WTF!?!?!??!!?! Of course Common kicked some Sense into these doggies. LOL.
"LOL! send me the link of what Palin said. RT @emokidsloveme: So @common woke up to find he was on Sarah Palin's shit-list?#JokesForMiles," Common tweeted Tuesday (May 10).
"So apparently Sarah Palin and Fox News doesn't like me. @rolandsmartin http://fb.me/wtbMKgKO"
"LOL! RT @Duplaix: in today's "stupid" news, @Common is the new Sista Soulja http://bit.ly/k8uNan LOL!"
"You aint scared of me? RT @questlove: Lol Fox News called @common a "vile rapper" eh? #grasping" (Common's Twitter)
^ SMFH. Doggies, are we really so caught up in bullsh*t that we really lose our senses? I mean, I know it sounds like I'm b*tching about Fox News but this sh*t has always gone on. It's really f*cked up b/c I should have kept sh*t moving and switched to a topic like Game getting his music video banned from TV, SMFH, or something else rather than to feed into the bullsh*t Fox keeps serving. SMFH. Even though the White House kept it gully by allowing Common to come and do his thing, it was cool as sh*t to see Jon Stewart rep for the doggy too.
In last night's 'The Daily Show' (May 11), Jon Stewart spoke on Fox News' outrage against Common's invitation to the White House. Stewart expressed his disappointment towards Fox News and Sean Hannity's criticism, towards Common and his artistry, by displaying clips of Fox News and Hannity that highlight their "hypocrisy." "Are we really doing this again? For this guy, Common? The guy from the Gap ads? The guy from the Queen Latifah rom-coms? Elmo's friend?"
^ LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doggies, no further statements! Stewart always come through and even showed that Fox News featured Common on their broadcast. What the h*ll, doggies? Isn't that more than just a contradiction? Isn't that being bias as h*ll against their own selves!?! Any doggies starting to smell f*ckery going on? SMFH...
2. Put It Down On Me
SMFH. D*mn, I really miss the days when KING used to by bi-monthly. SMFH. D*mn, y'all doggies better already know, May 31st!!! But on some serious sh*t, I'm gonna say this. Y'all know I'm a doggy who loves a nice a** and round chest, but from what I read about Amber Rose in the interview, she actually seems like a pretty down a** b*tch. I keep thinking she must have f*cked up and it's her loss that she's not with Kanye West, but doggies, she sounds like she's in a good "space" right now, as 5-0 would say. LOL. The images are what I cared about the most, but after y'all
rub a few out get down admiring the shots, read about what she has to say. I think even y'all doggies could respect the sh*t she dropped with KING.
What do you think is the perception of Amber Rose?
I spoke to people, asking why do I constantly get ridiculed. Is it because I was a stripper?
Well that doesn't help that perception much.
But they said, "No, people don't care about that, it's that they think that you're with all these men, when you're not." I'm only taking that from certain people that I spoke to. Maybe it's that too, or that I'm very comfortable with my body. I can be topless on Miami Beach, that doesn't make me a whore. That's an everyday thing on Miami Beach. It's just such a big deal because I'm in the public eye.
If you're cognizant of these things, why go from one public relationship into another one with Wiz Khalifa?
Let's put it like this, I promised myself that I would never in my life ever again deal with a man in the music industry...ever!
I met him to give him a pair of sunglasses from my company. You know, he's from PA, I'm from PA--I wanted to look out for him. We exchanged numbers over Twitter...
There's something to be said about Twitter hookups. Continue.
[Laughs] Yeah, but it was strictly business for me to give him the shades. He calls and tells me he's in LA and can he come and get the shades. I told him I'm about to go to Runyon and work out and I'll contact him after. He says he has the day off and I told him he could come to Runyon with me because I'm going by myself. It would be cool to have some company. He said, cool.
You guys connected during that workout session, then?
We hung out, we were friends. That's when I posted that picture [on Twitter] saying, "me and my little brother Wiz." 'Cause I was like, "I'm not dealing with no young rapper."
So when did that relationship turn into incest?
[Laughs] I chilled with him for two weeks. We didn't kiss or nothing. Then he left for Pittsburgh and when he left I was so lost without him. He has to come back, I just miss him, and I don't look at him like a little brother.
Why is that?
He's just so positive. He's one of those people that in any situation he can always see the brighter side to something. And he always has a smile on his face, he's never in a bad mood, he's super talented and smart, he's a boss. Just being around him I realized he's not no little boy like I thought he was. He's a grown man about his business. His music alone, he's not in the same circle as those other dudes, he's on some other shit. So when he left we just talked on the phone constantly and that's when we realized we were really falling for each other. And I was like when this young boy gets back from Pittsburgh; he is definitely getting some...definitely [laughs].
Points awarded for honesty. Does it make sense to ask who made the first move?
[Laughs] Ah shit, it was mutual. It was that energy and that feeling, we really fell for each other really hard really fast.
What's the difference between this relationship with Wiz and your last with Kanye?
The thing of it is...how can I say this without sounding crazy or mean? I'm sorry.
No need to apologize, the floor is yours.
There's no comparison in personalities. You know when people say how do you go from Kanye to Wiz Khalifa, that's a downgrade. But the only question I can ask them is: have you ever dated Kanye? Because I have, and believe me, I did not downgrade at all. Not in any aspect, at all.
3. Doggy of the Week: 5-0 Cent
Yeah doggies, see, I really don't play favorites when it comes to doggies. LOL. Well, at least not in the "Doggy of Week" section. It's all about making the headlines and saying some sh*t that'll hold a doggy's interest and so 5-0 Cent has to get that recognition again b/c you would have thought he had a new LP ready to flop the way he did promo these past seven days. LOL. He was throwing out subliminal and direct shots, got confirmation that he was really getting a** from you know who, showed that his a** didn't get let go but that HE deaded the headphones gig, etc. Doggies, let's stop bullsh*tting and give a round of
boo's applause to that doggy I call 5-0 Cent.
"We don't have those kinds of relationships. These people are people I associate with. We are in the same business. We are not necessarily friends. We don't call each other for no reason," he explained. "It's not like we have something against each other to make us enemies," Fiddy continued. "Me and Jay[-Z] will use each other. Repeatedly. For energy." 50 Cent, real name Curtis Jackson III, added that he was always open to doing collaborations but there was a simple reason why he hadn't done more. "They don't pick up the phone and call me," he revealed. (MTV UK)
^ LMFAO. Say what y'all want but that sh*t was tough. I f*ck with 5-0 b/c even though the truth of the matter is doggies aren't really trying to f*ck WITH HIM, he can make it any doggy feel dumb at any given moment. Think about it, Jay-Z only f*cks with a few doggies and the fact that 5-0 is being asked about how close they are shows he's still somewhat relevant. But d*mmmmmmn, saying he straight up uses him like a low down dirty b*tch? LMFAO!!!!!! 5-0 might be winning, doggies. LMFAO.
"Jay will write a song for [Diddy]. The hit record he got right now, Jay did for him," 50 explained in the interview. "I'm not doing that. I got my a** kicked writing hit records for Game. I'm not doing that anymore. I've already exhausted myself in that area. I don't have anything against them. I've had issues with both of them at different points. When you go down a dark avenue with me, then we go headfirst. They understand who i am. This is why when I run into Jay or Puff it's not an issue. It's always like 'Why can't you do it like that? You could have said this.'" (VIBE)
^ LMFAO. Come the h*ll on doggies, don't y'all see what I don't try to f*ck with 5-0? This is a straight b*tch move. LOL!!!! Like, him even having to say Jay-Z wrote Diddy's sh*t and then taking a shot at Game is just f*cked up. LOL. If y'all can't see that, then I don't know what the h*ll is wrong with y'all. I just give 5-0 props for basically sh*tting on three dogies in about two sentences. LOL. D*mmmmn.
"We dated, very casually," Chelsea told television host Piers Morgan. "He was, nothing happened, you know, he's a very sweet, nice guy, but obviously, I was just sampling, kind of, the atmosphere and seeing what was out there. And I'm satiated. He's fun. He's a great guy. [He's not what I expected], not at all. He's the complete antithesis of what you would imagine. He's a sweetheart, he's sweet, funny, he's got a great sense of humor. I don't really like gifts from rappers in general since I'm not a hooker. I don't like when men buy me ridiculous gifts especially when I don't know them well. I can buy my own gifts." ("Piers Morgan")
SMFH. D*mn, Chelsea Handler. Even though she doesn't say what we hope, it's the fact that all those intimate photos and hugging/kissing were real. SMFH. Doggy really gave her that magic stick!!! SMFH!!!!! Doggies, this alone makes 5-0 "that" doggy. D*mn.
"I'm not upset with him at all," 50 told Funkmaster Flex when asked about his current relationship with Diddy. "He'll call and say, 'What's up playboy? What's the next move? Why I feel like it's you doing this?' And I'm like, 'Nah, nah. it ain't nothing.' Then he goes, 'Oh, all right. I knew you weren't going to tell me anyway. But just lay up off me.'" (Full Throttle)
^ LMFAO. Am I the only doggy who sees how much 5-0 sh*ts on every doggy in the game? Even with him saying he's not having any issues with Puffles, 5-0 still makes you feel like there's some under-the-table sh*t going down. LMFAO @ "What's up playboy?" LMFAO!!!!
"The usual suspects. I want to get with kanye on this album. See if we can come up with something," 50 revealed in an interview. "I didn't work with [Dr.] Dre yet. I wouldn't hold my project up for [Dre production], but I want to get in to do it. It's always a process. I also worked with Swizz Beatz on this one." (VIBE)
^ FINALLY. This doggy has come to his senses! Even though this sh*t looks like a copout, I respect it. F*ck the petty bullsh*t, 5-0 and Kanye doing some sh*t together might actually be just half-a** good. Way better than what he's put out since 2007. LOL.
4. Mrs. Butterworth: Jennifer Skye
Doggies, there are so many Jennifer's in my life. From Aunt Jennie to Jenny Diaz who makes the best Cuban sandwiches in the Bronx right near my corner bodega, I had to do it big with something big this week. LOL. Think about how many Jennifer's there are doggies. Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Love-Hewitt. Jennifer Hudson. Jennifer Aniston. And with all the respect from me, none of them are f*cking with this week's Mrs. Butterworth. I had to do it, doggies. Shout-outs to @DynastySeries and @King-Mag b/c I straight lifted these from them. LMFAO. Doggies, tell Jenny from the Block to move out the way, we're headed to the "Skye" this week, Jennifer Skye that is.
^ SMFH. She's still pretty new to the game, so don't come screaming at me doggies. No videos with this Mrs. Butterworth. SMFH. D*mn. Not even a bio but y'all know what they said, a photo is worth a thousand words. So start talking! LOL. But for all y'all doggies looking for some more juicyness, just click on through over here.
5. "STFU" Honors
Doggies, this week was special. LMFAO. It was so special, that I had to break my own rule and even add a few doggies from last Thursday. LOL. There just isn't enough doggies each week to fit in the Top 5. LOL. Where do we even begin? How about DJ Khaled trying to get brolic? LOL!!! Doggies, I know I don't leave captions under each "STFU" post but I gotta tell y'all, WATCH DJ KHALED working out. On some throwback a** Fat Boys sh*t! And what's up with Consequence these days? I f*ck with him but the whole tattle telling sh*t is suspect as h*ll. Then take a look at Game who is just lying to himself at this point. SMFH. Doggy, you've been saying R.E.D. was gonna drop since summer 2009, WTF? I even remember when you were on some suspect a** stuff about you dropping it on Kobe Bryant's birthday? SMFH. WTF? Fast-forward and check out Lil B talking some Love & Hip-Hop sh*t. LOL!!! But the topping on the cake is Capone who has turned into the modern-day version of Alfamega. LOL. Doggies, welcome to "SHUT THE F*CK UP" Honors!
"Aight check this out, it's We The Best Forever, it's DJ Khaled, it's going to be a hot summer," Khaled said in a video. "I'm in the gym, gotta stay healthy even though we busy 24 hours getting this money hustling hard. But right now, I'm warning you now, I'm about to drop the biggest record in the country. My second single is going to be a problem. Stay tuned for more updates. In the meantime, I gotta get in this gym because we're gonna shoot the biggest video ever. Video shot be Gil Green, co-directed by Drake aka Drizzy. It's gonna be the biggest record in the country...We ain't trying to slim down, [but] if we do, give thanks. You feel me? I'm a fly brother. Let's go swimming...Aight, check this out. After a hard workout, and some laps in the pool -- order yourself a Pina Colada, get in the jacuzzi, We The Best Forever is coming soon. It's going to be a hot summer. My second single is coming soon."
"Before I go any further, shout out to Amber (Rose)," said a relaxed Consequence. "I relate to who she is. I understand who she is as a woman. I wanna say this it out loud, I don't think any woman ever wants to be in the position where their livelihood is compromised. No woman ever wants to ever have to work in (famed strip bar) Sue's Rendezvous. She navigated herself the best way she could. It was a survival tactic."
Game released "Purp & Patron," a 29-track mixtape, last January, but says that his fans' focus remains on the release of "R.E.D. Album," which has been pushed back for over a year. "I had a meeting with [Interscope head] Jimmy Iovine last week, and he told me the album was slated for the end of the summer, and it will not be pushed back any more than that. So we're looking towards late August," he says.
Lil B, in true Based God fashion, kept the positive vibe going, continuing to downplay any beef with Gibbs or Mysonne when he appeared on MTV's "RapFix Live on Wednesday. "I got love for ... Fred and the other dude. I got love because they dope artists," Lil B said. "This is hip-hop and love; I got respect for both of those cats."
"A n*gga got caught in a situation," Capone explained in a video. "For one, first and foremost, I do these streets. I do these streets all the way. I did my crimes, I did my times -- I got caught in a situation, I gave a false statement. I mean, you get caught in situations, you give false statements, act like you know about something and you lie. I lied. Come to find out, the motherf*cker statement came back, they tried to use mine as a witness. But I lied. I didn't know nothing about the crime. I wasn't [Havoc's brother] Killer [Black's] codefendant, I wasn't there when the crime happened, I ain't speak to him after. I ain't speak to nobody after. But, I gave a fake statement, hey it happens, but I didn't put anything in there to incriminate anybody. But at the end of the day, when it came time to go to trial, they tried to use that sh*t like I gave a statement but go ahead. It's a lie. I don't care because Prodigy said, 'Oh, he gotta take it up with himself.' Some funny sh*t. My man, I'mma G. I bust my gun to the fullest in the hood."
***Doggies, still trying to get my paper up after splurging on moms last weekend. LOL. Oh yeah, any other doggies lose some $$$ f*cking around and betting on the Boston Celtics? WTF!?!?!?!? D*mn. In the meantime, doggies, we got a few more weeks before summer time comes and word is a lot of y'all are graduating. Never trying to be on some corny sh*t, but congrats to all of y'all b/c I know what it's like to put that grind in with work, school and bullsh*tting activities on the side. I see y'all, doggies. It's X-Box 360 time this weekend, sorry about y'all PS3 doggies with your bum a** Playstation Network problems! LOL! Buy an X-Box 360! LOL!!!! See y'all on Tuesday! -BB***
[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]