Caption Diss: Soulja Boy To Groupie: "Tell Me How My A** Taste"

Tuesday, Apr 26, 2011 12:15AM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss honor for a week.

[Editor Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]

Doggies, did I miss the Soulja Boy memo after Pulse Report posted up on Friday? SMFH. How many interviews did doggy do in a 72 hour radius? I barely clicked on stories and saw the headlines going from Soulja Boy wanting to quit music to Kat Stacks being a conspirator to 5-0 Cent being his only hope to Interscope Records being the cause of his a** flopping? SMFH. Come on doggies, the more y'all keep lying the longer Natalie Nunn's chin gets. LOL. Seriously though, can Soulja Boy blame anyone but himself? You talk a bunch of sh*t and flop. Y'all should have known it was the end of the line after his sophomore album flopped. You don't bounce back from a sophomore flop especially if your first LP was fire. Just ask Lloyd Banks. LOL. But flops and retirement on hold, looks like there's still at least ONE groupie that's willing to kiss Soulja Boy's a**. SMFH. What in the h*ll is going on here doggies?!?!?!? LOL!!!!

Big props to ### for a funny a** Cap Diss but this is the thing that confuses the h*ll out of me. Why send in a Cap Diss but not put it in the main section? SMFH. F*ck it, I'm rolling with this funny a** diss b/c I just don't know if it's intentional or not. Is doggy talking about Buck's hair cut or his $$$!?!?!? LMFAO!!!!!! I doubt doggy was "that' intelligent but f*ck it, it works over here. Good pick @sohhdotcom. LOL.

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Aight doggies, y'all know how we get down. Stop b*tching in the comments section, too. Y'all know who you are, trying to name drop doggies in here with "bullsh*t" disses. LOL. Y'all know how we roll. Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, May 2nd!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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