Caption Diss: DJ Pauly D To 50 Cent: "GGG-GGG-GG-*ido!?"

Tuesday, Apr 19, 2011 12:10AM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss title for a week and win a pair of iFrogz headphones. Who run it?

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SMFH. LOL. I give up doggies! Has 5-0 Cent really reached an all-time low? I mean, it was bad enough Snooki got paid over $32,000 to appear at Rutgers University, which was more than Toni Morrison got for a commencement speech, but has it come down to this? Doggies, I already can hear it in the back of my head. "GG-GGG-GG*iiiido! GGGG-GGG-GGG-Unit!" SMFH. Where does this silly f*cky end? LOL. All respect to DJ Pauly D allegedly in talks to get some $$$ from 5-0 with a three-album deal. Still doesn't make sense to me, doggies. Anyways, y'all watch more TV than me, so let it be known, what in the h*ll is going on in this Pauly D shot? LFMAO?! Hhhmmmm......................

Shout-outs to @mo! LMFAO!!!! Doggies went in on Ashley Judd/Common! LOL. Glad y'all held it down and made sure to have her fall on that flat a** of hers. Don't forget doggies, I love her knockers but the sh*t she popped out, wack a** apology or not, was inexcusable. This had me laughing doggies!


Aight, so it took a minute but we got another contest going on, doggies! Now I know doggies stay on their iPods, Nintendo DS/PSPs, SOHH linked with iFrogz to offer the doggy with the best Cap Diss for DJ Pauly D a set of, what else, HEADPHONES!? LMFAO. Perfect promotion, huh doggies? Now here are the specifics about the prize:

The new Ronin on-ear DJ-style headphone from iFrogz is a part of the EarPollution headphone line and delivers extreme comfort and beautiful bass. Each pair features a padded mesh headband designed for ultimate comfort and rotational cups for the full DJ experience. The Ronins are available in black and white and retail for $49.99. To learn more, click here.

Here is SOHH's review of a pair of iFrogz too, doggies:

So y'all know the routine doggies, there can "be only one" doggy that wins the headphones, so all doggies looking to be the next DJ Pauly D, LMFAO, just submit your Cap Disses into: [email protected]. Remember doggies, no limit to how many times you can submit but there will only be one winner. More entries, better your chances. LOL! G'luck doggies, y'all got until Monday, April 25th.

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