Caption Diss: Nicki Minaj Pulls Out Her D*ck & P*sses On 'Em... [Flud Watch Contest]

Tuesday, Mar 22, 2011 12:10AM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss title for a week. Who run it?

[Editor Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]

LMFAO!!! Doggies, what in the h*ll can I even say right here? LMFAO! Let's be clear. This Cap Diss has to be one of the FUNNIEST ones that doesn't even need a Cap Diss! LMFAO!!!! Maybe those rumors about Olivia being a man should have been directed at Nicki Minaj? LMFAO. Never before have we seen a female doggy take sh*t to this extreme. I mean, got d*mn doggies, did Lil Kim ever go out to shows and whip out a d*ck. (AND WHY IS IT A WHITE C*CK, TOO? HHmmmmmm). LOL. Just saying doggies, gotta look at things full circle. I can't even begin to describe this. LOL! HELP!!!! What's going on here? Hhhhmmmm...................?

LOL @LUCIDMUSIC. Doggy, doggy, doggy. I gotta give you props for keeping sh*t official and Cap Dissing your f*cking heart out. LOL! Even though I think @sohhdotcom should have chosen a few of your OTHER disses, this one was aiigght. LOL. Not having paper ain't funny and JD ain't tall. Case closed. LOL. Doggy stays coming up short, good looks @LUCIDMUSIC for putting his a** in place! LOL.

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CONTEST TIME, DOGGIES! At the last minute, @sohhdotcom has informed me that there's a contest attached to this now! LOL. Here is the deal, doggies. SOHH and Brooklyn Bodega have teamed up for a contest to promote a "SALUTE THE DJ" event taking place in NYC:

Brooklyn Bodega & SOHH.com Contest for SALUTE THE DJ Event Attention New York City Hip-Hop fans! Brooklyn Bodega, producers of the annual Brooklyn Hip-Hop Festival, is proud to present the return of SALUTE THE DJ. Fans can enter for a chance to win free tickets plus FLUD and Rocksmith gear to wear to the show!

This month, Brooklyn will be rocked with performances by Maseo of De La Soul, Rich Medina, DJ Total Eclipse and special guests on Wednesday, 3/30 at Southpaw. Attendees can expect a night with never before seen combination sets with some of the most influential DJs in the scene.

Contest ends March 28, 2011. Only one entry per person and one winner will be chosen. Buy $10 advance tickets via www.spsounds.com Follow @BrooklynBodega and @BKHipHopFest on Twitter. To enter email [email protected]

Here's an idea of the prize being offered doggies along with some press pics from Brooklyn Bodega:

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^ The two doggies up above are D-stroy of the Arsonist on the left and Grandwizzard Theodore at the first Salute the DJ for the 2010 Brooklyn Hip Hop Festival.

Y'all know the routine doggies. This one has to be a classic! LOL. Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em in the comments section by Monday, March 28th for a chance to win a watch and possible tix to the "Salute the DJ" show!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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