Caption Diss: Diddy & Jay-Z Count Money But JD Doesn't Think It's Funny

Tuesday, Mar 15, 2011 12:10AM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, my loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down that Cap Diss title for a week. Who run it?

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Doggies, doggies, doggies. Y'all know what the problem is with Top 5 lists? There's always gonna be the doggies that don't make the cut and feel like they got sh*tted on. Even though I still don't understand what the h*ll "Top 5 Wealthiest Rap Doggies" means to Forbes, there's one thing that's certain. Diddy and Jay-Z are in, Jermaine Dupri ain't! LOL. D*mn, I can't even imagine what's going on in doggy's head right about now. Nah, actually, what the h*ll are Diddy and Jay-Z laughing at so hard? SMFH. "Your money ain't tall enough, JD!" LMFAO!!! "Money ain't a thing, huh, JD?" LOL!!!!! Oh sh*t! I might have to break some in-house policy and get in this sh*t! LOL! Doggies, what the h*ll is going on right here???? LMFAO! Hhmmmmmmmmmmm........................

LMFAO!!! Doggies, can I be dead a** honest with y'all? I F*CKING LOVE Y'ALL!!! LMFAO. Not every last one of you doggies, and you know who you are, but the mass majority I f*ck with y'all so hard. LOL. With all that sh*t said, let's give a big a** props shout-out to @LudaVersalStyle!!! Doggy, do you have any f*cking idea how funny your sh*t was?!?!?!!?!? LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean, I gotta give big ups to all the doggies out there. From @LUCIDMUSIC who stays submitting sh*t in to @AbsoluBritt who didn't even put in a Cap Diss but showed some love to the section. I f*ck with y'all to the core, but doggies, @LudaVersalStyle owned this sh*t!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!


Aight doggies. Sponsors are running scared still but word is there might be a Diddy/Dirty Money contest prize coming up soon. Sh*t is in talks says @sohhdotcom but they said be ready to offer something if they can get the green light. Eh, 'til then, y'all know how we roll. Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, March 21st!

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