Pulse Report: Chris Brown & Waka Nude Pics Flame, B.I.G. Can't R.I.P., Lil Wayne Steals The Spotlight
Friday, Mar 11, 2011 12:10PM
In this week's Pulse Report, doggies, we take a look at why sexting with Chris Brown is bad but Waka Flocka Flame's nude PETA campaign is worse, admit that Notorious B.I.G. will never rest in peace, respect Lil Wayne's fresh over the past week and oh SOHH much more!
1. Adam & Adam
I don't get it doggies. Seriously. What the h*ll is going on with doggies thinking that girls want to see their sh*t? Matter of fact, after dumb a** Greg Oden got clowned for putting his sh*t out in the open, how in the world do we get doggies like Kanye West and motherf*cking Chris Brown following suit? SMFH. I'll give Kanye a pass because he thinks he's on some artistic sh*t but as far as Chris Brown? SMFH. I can't even call it doggies. And just like I said a few weeks back, give it up to World Star Hip Hop for always being on top of the leaked nude pics. LOL.
Chris Brown leaked photos are nothing new. But in this case, the Chris Brown leaked photos are in a far different context. Once again, a celebrity has taken a nude picture of himself and wrongfully thought that it would stay private. In this case, an ex-girlfriend found the image and posted it on the Internet. It was posted as part of a video, hosted by World Star Uncut. The photos are recent since they show him with his new dyed blonde hair. He is posing naked in the bathroom, likely as part of a "sexting" session. However, one of his ex-girlfriends took the image and exposed him to the online world. (Associated Content)
^ SMFH. Sorry doggies, but this is the closest you're gonna get to seeing Chris Brown's "package" in Pulse Report. I just don't understand it. Sure, he's a young doggy and he can get away with some silly sh*t but this is just too much. Y'all can't even blame this on him being "too young" or even this being some outdated sh*t b/c he's wearing that horrible a** blond mop on his head. LOL. Now just when I thought Brown was the worst of the worst, Waka Flocka shuts the sh*t down. SMFH. Doggies, caution your eyes.
Wearing nothing but strategically placed teddy bear and cameranecklaces, Waka Flocka Flame is the first rapper to star in PETA's Ink, Not Mink ad campaign. He shows off his tattoos, and a lot of skin, in the new ad, which urges, "Ink, Not Mink. Be Comfortable in Your Own Skin and Let Animals Keep Theirs. (USA Today)
^ LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My sister even thinks this sh*t is stupid bad! LOL. There is such a thing as doing a clothed PETA campaign, doggies. LOL. I f*ck with Waka Flocka on the low but I don't even know what to make of this. Doggies, if there are a few lessons we can take from these two it's one, stop f*cking sexting with ANYONE. There is no acceptable time to be sharing your sh*t unless you're doing some premium porn auditions, otherwise, you're gonna end up getting busted in the end. There are more bad b*tches than good ones, and we've all heard that "Good Girl Gone Bad," just ask Rihanna. Now as far as Waka. SMFH. No comment. LOL.
2. The Saga Continues
Doggies, I know this is going to sound f*cked up and some of y'all will stop f*cking with me, some of y'all will probably blame SOHH for hiring me but I gotta get this off my chest. 14 years. It's been 14 d*mn years of B.I.G. tributes and "REST IN PEACE" shout-outs and now with this murder case and these conspiracies, I can't take this sh*t anymore. F*ck it! LOL. Not literally, but at least to extent. It was cool for maybe the first 10, 11 years but now it's just irritating. Either we say rest in peace or we go all out and solve this mystery. And we know this happens every year. There's some untold B.I.G. story, some new evidence comes out, some BASKETBALL DOGGY claiming he could have saved B.I.G.'s life, more conspiracies being chalked out and then, of course, the crying. Yes doggies, we will always remember March 9th as B.I.G.'s anniversary but the extent we go almost makes it suffocating. Now look, I'm from the Bronx and even though I think Big Pun is probably the best Latin rapper of all-time, I'm not gonna sh*t on the fact that B.I.G. "IS" the best rapper of all time. Yeah, the "G.O.A.T.," and I don't care what AZ, Twista or Kool G Rap think. But d*mn, not even Tupac gets this much attention and they are almost head-to-head in greatness. So doggies, peep why I am "done" with co-signing this B.I.G. non-stop fanatics.
New York celebrated the life and music of Biggie Smalls, aka The Notorious B.I.G., in a big way at Santos Party House on March 9, 2011, the 14-year anniversary of the late rapper's untimely death. Several hip hop luminaries turned out to attend, and performed, in his honor. (Birthplace Mag)
I'm not too tight about this other than the fact there's a tribute every year. I'm not saying there shouldn't be a tribute, but to make it out like it's necessary to listen to every single B.I.G. record and play all of B.I.G.'s verses all on one night? It's too much sh*t. Just do one final VH1 "B.I.G. Tribute: The Final Chapter" and be done with it. Can't we mourn the B.I.G. G.O.A.T. without having to jump up and dance every year? SMH.
"I will say this though, I will say that I always felt like Biggie and Tupac's deaths were bigger than how they tried to make it out to believe it to be," Kim explained in an interview. "It's bigger than [former Death Row Records owner] Suge Knight being involved. I think it was even over his head. Them two were very powerful guys. They both could have ran for mayor just like Arnold Schwarzenegger and probably [have] won. You know, I think the government was looking at it like, 'We could not have these two hood dudes with this much power running for mayor and something like that and winning.' They would have lost control I think. I think it was way deeper than what people would like it to be." (Lady T Video)
Doggies. Have we really gotten to the point where it's no longer fun to blame Suge Knight? Yeah, I know, Kim is saying this sh*t but at the same time, where does it stop? For the past 12-13 years, it's been Suge Knight, Suge Knight, Suge Knight. Now, it was a government conspiracy? SMFH. This is a d*mn shame that we can't just take responsibility and admit it was some bullsh*t beef that left two great doggies' laid to rest. I mean, d*mn, then I guess the government infected Eazy-E with AIDS, added extra calories to Big Pun's food and hired a hitman for Big L. Just stop it doggies. It's been 14 years. No more bullsh*t.
If O'Neal had been with Biggie, he believes that with his bodyguard, Uncle Jerome, the two could have made a difference. "I've always been a person that's always been aware of my surroundings," Shaq explained. "Thank God for Uncle Jerome from law enforcement. He sees everything. He sees everything. He taught me that. He's always taught me that." (NESN)
I quit doggies. Shaq just now reveals that he could have saved Biggie's life? If this isn't reason enough for y'all to at least understand, not necessarily agree, with me, then y'all are just missing this whole entire argument.
3. Doggy of the Week: Lil Wayne
Come the h*ll on doggies, did y'all think we would really go face-first into 2011 without Lil Wayne getting some "Doggy of the Week" recognition? LOL. I mean, sh*t, even Rick Ross and Nicki Minaj have gotten that spotlight, so y'all know it was only a matter of time. I know SOHH stays talking about Lil Wayne, Drake, Nicki Minaj and every other doggy that's on Young Money, but f*ck it. Where do we even begin with this
Weasel doggy? LOL. His new album is dropping soon, he's got Drake on a leash, a washed up doggy is co-signing the sh*t out of him, Nicki Minaj names doggy her favorite of favorites and oh yeah, he's got top billing from Young Money/Cash Money. Doggies, applaud the latest "Doggy of the Week" addition, Lil Wayne.
"Its been one h*ll of a week ...we spent the week recording and working in miami at the hit factory studios..lots of great work and things happened ..we ran into frankie j and slim from 112 the first nite and were asked to write a song for enrique iglesiaswhich came out amazing then the next few days we ran into tpain and played him some beats and our new album and he was really digging it he told us we had hits which is big comin from him and then told us he wants to be a part of it so he is gonna do a hook for us.. The icing on the cake besides the car show outside of the studio with birdman and waynes bugatti and timbalands maybach was the hook tpain did over one of our beats for lil wayne'scarter 4...and the last nite we got to do some work with the latino legend tego calderon for his album ..here is some pics of the week ..we will keep everyone updated as much as we can" (G4 Muzik)
^ SMFH. I always laugh at this sh*t. Doggies who have big a** problems with rappers and then end up working with them a few months later. Play-N-Skillz can make a got d*mn hot beat, and looks like we're gonna be seeing them on Carter IV. Doggies, this sh*t is gonna be intense. No further questions.
"I've had ideas to do an album with T-Pain. We've got the T-Wayne situation going, so Drake's a very respectable dude. He's like, 'I don't want to disrespect none of those situations, so I'm just going to wait 'til you have a real good moment to focus on you and I doing an album.' ... And then you know my obligations to the Like Father, Like Son albums with [Birdman aka] Stunna. It's like no disrespect to those. I don't want to clash with nothing." (MTV)
I love it. LMFAO. Why do doggies think there is some type of shared power between Lil Wayne and Drake? LMFAO. I remember my cousin's punk a** told me that Drake was a rapping and singing version of Lil Wayne a couple years ago. SMFH. No, doggies. Lil Wayne's running the sh*t, Drake's just in the gang. Matter of fact, Nicki Minaj's value looks like it's a lot better than Drake's. And actually, Wayne and Minaj have done "SNL," what about Drake? SMFH. Doggy is light work.
"No question, I would definitely produce [Cory Gunz's] single," Bangladesh said in an interview when asked about working with Cory Gunz in the future. "People like [Lil] Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Jay-Z,Kanye [West] and Drake [are] bringing lyrics back to the game. I would love to be a part of their future." (VIBE)
LMFAO!!! Bwhahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!! Refer to No. 1 and then Google, "Bangladesh Lil Wayne Beef." LMFAO!!!!!!!!! This doggy still looks and sounds like he b*tched out and got OWNED by Cash Money/Young Money. LMFAO. Cottage cheese chest doggy. LOL.
"So there ya have it barbz... "Sunshine, Go Hard, Sweet Dreams". All featured weezy. Carter IV will be the next installment of our collabs.," Minaj tweeted Thursday.
"Haha! But then who can 4get my very 1st weezy collab "can't stop, won't stop". *gazes into the sky* sings : memories don't live like ppl do" (Nicki Minaj's Twitter)
^ LOL. Maybe it's just me but something about Nicki Minaj's loyalty to Lil Wayne really impresses me. I just think back to past chicks like Shawnna and Remy Ma who ended up sh*tting on their male bosses. Granted, Minaj is selling a sh*tload of albums but even still, I think even if she flopped, she'd still f*ck around with Weezy.
Get ready to hear a whole lot of Young Money Cash Money Billionaires this summer. YMCMB is readying releases from Wayne, Bow Wow, Lil Twist, G Malone & Brisco, DJ Khaled, Birdman & Jay Sean, and rounding it all out, Drake. Apparently Birdman has officially handed in tentative dates for releases to the CEO of Blu Division Music. Interesting enough the list is titled "YMCMB A Hot Summer." If this holds true this is going to be the hottest summer under the sun! May 24: Lil Wayne. June 7: Bow Wow. June 14: G Malone & Brisco. June 21: Lil Twist. June 28: DJ Khaled. July 5: Birdman & Jay Sean. September 13: Drake. (The Source)
May 24th. I got a $25 GameStop credit that says Wayne does 1.1 million first-week. IN 2011, DOGGIES!
4. Mrs. Butterworth: Miss Faren Williams
Here we go again, doggies. The best part of Pulse Report rests before your eyes. Mrs. Butterworth. A lot of doggies have hit me up, well, fellow doggies of mine, asking how I go about picking these juicy delights and it's quite simple. I ask my pops the ideal woman who would have wanted if he hadn't gotten with mom and take those descriptions and apply a pretty standard a** search. A**. Check. T*ts. Check. Seductive eyes. Check. Then I talk to my brothers and find out what type of bad b*tches they'd take to their 21st b-day parties (they're 19, 20). "Bad a** girl that mom wouldn't approve of." LOL. And the rest just comes down to me searching with those edits for all those characteristics combined. This week's pick? Who else but Miss Faren Williams. She's been in and out of the game for a minute, but she can get it any day. Pay homage later, pay attention now.
Had to take sh*t to the next level since YouTube was type wack. For y'all doggies, appreciate a more visual look of the hottest of the hottest this week. Miss FW, motherthank your mom and pop's genes. Got d*mn!
^ SMFH. This is probably why my a** is single as sh*t. D*MN!
5. "STFU" Honors
LMFAO!!! Doggies, welcome the h*ll back! Now most of y'all know I don't f*ck around with the social networking sh*t except for Facebook, but rumor has it doggies are giving props to "SHUT THE F*CK UP" Honors on Twitter? LMFAO!!! Oh sh*t! I like that, doggies! Anyway though, never one to get gassed up over the little sh*t, let's look at the victims this week. Turns out we got Lil Kim still being a Queen B*tch by b*tching over how "wrong" Diddy has been these past few years, try to understand a horny singer's horny dreams, look at Fat Joe literally kill himself by the mention of doing a cooking show, WTF?!?!?!, re-enlist Bow Wow to "STFU" Honors and then wrap sh*t up with who else but the naked singing doggy. SMFH. And we ain't talkin' D'Angelo, either, doggies. Get familiar, you're now f*cking with "SHUT THE F*CK UP" Honors! Pay homage
"I'm bothered by his actions, because I rolled with Puffy to the bitter end, and still would have rolled with him," Kim explained in an interview. "Puffy never came to see me in prison, not one time. He didn't write me a letter. He didn't say, 'Here's a number for Kim to call,' not one time...The only problem I had with Puffy is that you see this girl [Nicki Minaj] taking shots at me...Even on your own record she took a shot at me... and you didn't stop that? If this was me years ago, he would have been doing everything if it was somebody he was working with or had a relationship with and he got money with or whatever; he would be like, 'That can't go out!'"
"First question out of the magical box" Aubrey said preparing to answer a mystery question. "'Do you have a recurring dream or nightmare? And if so, describe it.' My dream I constantly keep having, umm, sex dreams with Eminem in a bathtub. I can like, hear his voice. I can hear him talking to me. I can feel him touching me. They're really gnarly."
"I'm working on a cooking show, it's the first time I'm telling the world but who else can you trust other than Fat Joe to tell you whether the food is good or not," Joe explained in an interview with reporter Peter Bailey, revealing his latest venture. "Yeah, me and my guy Chef Mark, he's an incredible chef. We got that studio audience, we got that band, wer're gonna bring guys like Lil Wayne, your favorite rapper, and ask him what's his favorite dish, we're gonna make it for him. Not only do you get to see Fat Joe, you've been seeing him in videos, rap music, you don't really know the true Fat Joe until you really meet him. So once we in front of that camera and we vibing with everybody, we gonna have a lot of fun with that."
"I feel like a lot of dudes who get recognition in the game, I've been doing it longer than them and I think people are stuck in the right now, that they forget about the past and that's one thing that I don't do," Bow Wow explained in an interview referring to his underrated status. "That's a discredit to somebody's past and especially their numbers, because like [Jay-Z] said: 'They don't lie, stats don't lie.' I just get tired of that sometimes, when you work so hard and you're passionate about what you do, you want to get acknowledged for it. Other than Eminem and Jay-Z, I can't tell you another rapper who has sold out Madison Square Garden five times, besides me! I'm in that bracket, but people won't say that because they are so caught up with the past and Lil' Bow Wow and are not focused on the current."
Chris Brown's road to redemption after beating ex-girlfriendRihanna has been lonely. The singer comes clean about being blackballed by fans and industry peers in an interview with Page Six Magazine, out Thursday. "A handful of people stuck by me," Brown said, including fellow artists Pitbull and Pharrell Williams of N.E.R.D. "But when [most] people see certain things happen to somebody, they usually turn away. They don't want to get involved with it because they don't want their name attached to anything negative." Brown, who explained his new album, "F.A.M.E.," stands for 'Forgiving All My Enemies,' is starting to feel welcome again. "They wanna get on the record. They wanna let me back in the door. The last two years, everybody dissed me. But my fans were so dedicated. The way I look at it is, you can't walk around mad, because then you just prove everybody right that you're an angry person."
***It's the end of the week, doggies, and it's still technically "winter." SMFH. A lot is going on in hip-hop that didn't make it into Pulse Report. Word is Bow Wow might be getting exposed by Media Take Out? LMFAO. Yeah right. Young Buck is looking at doing a long-a** ten years in jail? D*mn. Or what about Amber Rose being pregnant with Wiz Khalifa's baby doggy? LOL. Just bullsh*tting on that one, doggies. Keep your a**es in doors this weekend, no use in going out and catching a cold right before the nice a** weather gets here. I'm watching a sh*tload of Netflix flicks and hopping on that X-Box 360, so I'll catch y'all back on Tuesday doggies! Outtie. -BB***
[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]