Caption Diss: Lil Kim Needs A Smackin' For So Much Yappin'

Tuesday, Feb 22, 2011 12:05AM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, the loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headlines get to rock that Cap Diss crown AND WIN PRIZES. Who's got next?

[Editor Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]

SMFH. Doggies, let me say this for my sister and a bunch of other Nicki Minaj fans out here. "Hey Lil Kim, SHUT UP B*TCH!" SMFH. If there is one female doggy I used to f*ck with back in the day and cannot look at anymore, it's gotta be Notorious K.I.M. What the h*ll happened? It's like she just lost her appeal and maybe 5-0 Cent said it best, "Something's really wrong with these h*es, I used to think Lil Kim was hot until she started f*cking with her nose." LOL. It's some bullsh*t, that's what it is, doggies. But f*ck it. You know how we do. What the H*LL could possibly be going on down here, doggies? Hhhmmmm............................

SMFH @The2DopeNinja! LMFAO! You're wild for this sh*t right here, doggy! LOL!!! I gotta give it up, with that steel chest and those feathers, you were dead a** on! LOL. Well, some doggies went hard and @LUCIDMUSIC always is on point when it comes to that sleek sh*t, but this week has to go to the ninja doggy. LOL. Good decision, @sohhdotcom. LOL.

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Aight doggies, so here's the deal. For whatever f*cking reason beyond my understanding, turns out there's a sweet a** deal in store for "5" of y'all. Yes, cinco doggies! Turns out Comedy Central is offering five of y'all DVDs of Eddie Griffin's "You Can Tell 'Em I Said It." Now Eddie is my doggy, even back to his earlier stuff. D*mn, he was even in Deuce Bigalow Male Gigalo. LOL. Classic sh*t, doggies. If y'all are thirsty and want an idea of what's in store, peep this:

Aight doggies, for a shot to win, all y'all gotta do is send your funny a** caption to [email protected]. LOL. Got it? Remember, doggies, Comedy Central is giving out 5 DVDs. 5!!!! LOL. So send them Cap Disses to [email protected] and drop them down in here. Good luck doggies!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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