Pulse Report: Wiz Khalifa's P.I.M.P. Status Upgraded, Game Can't Protect His Neck From RZA, Nicki Minaj Creeps To The Top

Friday, Feb 4, 2011 12:20PM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

In this week's Pulse Report, doggies, we admire Wiz Khalifa for going from limp to pimp, peep Game dodging liquid swords straight out of Shaolin, applaud Nicki Minaj's latest accomplishments, and oh SOHH much more!

1. P.I.M.P.O.L.O.G.Y.

Doggies, if there is any doggy that can talk about being pimp or at least having pimp status, you're looking at him. Well, not really, but y'all smart a**es know what I mean. I have seen the best of them, the worst of them and just some girls that fall in-between but that you still can't bring back home. Anyway, I gotta tell y'all something. When I heard that Wiz Khalifa snagged up Amber Rose, I laughed my a** off and thought, "This doggy is on some sloppy seconds sh*t?" But nah, quite the contrary. He's been running down girls like it's nobody's business, doggies and Amber is getting used more than he is. Quite frankly. But it's not just the fact that he's got Amber's a** in both his hands, it's the fact that his d*ck game must have been intense b/c Jay Leno-chin Natalie Nunn hasn't stopped b*tching about him these past few weeks. It's due to these simple facts, doggies, that we got to take a moment and acknowledge the pimp game that Wiz is showing off.

"The reason I went so hard at Amber is because on Thanksgiving, I hosted a party with her in Texas and we were talking, hanging out and we exchanged phone numbers. She had been nonstop text messaging me since November 25. All of a sudden when she was in Wiz's face and exchanging information with Wiz at that party, three weeks ago, I have not heard from her since! ... She sat up there text messaging me and I have all the text messages. All of her conversations, all of her trying to be, 'Let's go workout together; let's train.' Then all of a sudden you don't want to be woman enough to get on the phone and talk to me about the situation. Yeah, I got a problem with you, straight up. Amber needed to be a grown a** woman 'cause we all know the b*tch is like 35 years-old. She's been in the game for a cool minute. She's d*mn near pushing a whole decade of Wiz and I."

^ Excuse my language, doggies, but that's a jealous b*tch. I actually read that sh*t she was talking about with VIBE and it's clear. Wiz d*cked her up and out and left her in a daze b/c the amount of bullsh*t she's talking is beyond comprehension. She actually had the nerve to say Wiz wanted them to be something serious and she wasn't with it. LMFAO!!!! F*ck outta here with your cotton candy a**! LMFAO!!!! Now peep how G my doggy Wiz keeps this sh*t with Funkmaster Flex:

"She was considered cool," Wiz said about his past fling with Natalie Nunn. "I met her in Pittsburgh, she came to my city. She wasn't lying about that -- I came to check her out at her job. She was way cooler than she seemed on TV -- I was nothing but nice to her. It was a good first meeting. She left a good impression, it wasn't nothing I was mad about. And she wasn't mad at me -- but down the line, I don't know where it got mixed up at. The [bird] feed ran short. And this was a short amount of time we're talking about too -- it's just real unfortunate, because I'm such a positive person."

^ That's pimp right there doggies. Not only does Wiz basically call her the h*ll out, but he says all that with style. LOL. Come on, "the bird feed ran short"? LMFAO!!! And oh yeah, he made sure to let doggies know him and Rose ain't f*cking around on the PG-13 tip either.

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"She was dying to come to a show, I was dying to have her at a show, it was a good opportunity," Wiz added speaking of Amber Rose. "[She met my mom], that was actually at Pittsburgh, at the AFC Championship. That was like a pretty big moment. People don't know. We both travel a lot...She was close. Like I said, I was on tour at the time, we're both really, really busy. It was convenient...I'm working hard as h*ll man."

^ LOL. I applaud this doggy, even though his punk a** Steelers beat my Jets. But f*ck it, y'all can't hate on a young doggy getting his pimp on. He's got the hottest sh*t on the radio playing, the baddest b*tch coming out to his shows and he hasn't dumbed sh*t down. Taylor Gang, doggies.

2. RZA Ain't Nuthin' To F*ck With

Game's a b*tch, doggies. Yeah, I said it. I don't know what to think of him anymore. I still remember when I got this gig at SOHH to do Cap Diss and Pulse Report, I made sure to use his punk a** "Change of Heart" photo. LOL. And even though y'all will probably see me shout him out in the future, the fact he went at my doggy RZA just rubs me the f*ck off. Even BX doggies know that Shaolin ain't nothing to f*ck with. Game, you know you done f*cked up, right?

"I think RZA [is] tryin' to sue about ['Heartbreaker'] or somethin'," confirmed Game in an interview. "That's f*ckin' crazy. Like, I don't even know how RZA sues The Game." From Game's understanding, the song was an agreement. "He came to the studio and brought the ['Heartbreaker'] track to me. He's like, 'Yo Game, this is for you. You can have that.' Those are his words." Game also maintains that RZA's company on that day, Rev. Burke, was invited to rhyme on the record. "His boy spit crazy. I [rapped after] him."

The record wasn't even hot, doggies. SMFH. The fact Game literally said, "I don't even know how RZA sue The Game" shows he's a b*tch. What happened to him dropping "The" from his name a couple years back? Matter of fact, doesn't this doggy have a Twitter handle that reads: "www.twitter.com/thegame?" SMFH. Well, didn't take long before RZA called Game out on that simple sh*t and made sure to let every doggy know what's-what.

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"This is Tam, [RZA's] assistant. The issue boils down to we wanted to get the song on the album that was coming out for Game at the time. We went to the studio that night and Game felt the track and it was all good. The issue came about when it did not make it to the album because there was not enough time to clear the track. We spoke with Tony Martin, who informed us that the track would not be used and if it was, we would be notified. Now, that being said, they put it on a mix tape and never said anything to us; and we got an offer to have the tracked purchased by someone else. So this is not anything personal, and RZA has nothing but love for Game, but this is business and in all fairness, it would have been cool if they would have just let us know what the intent was, because we began soliciting the track for purchase and its looks like this was a double sale issue when it wasn't."

SMFH. So the fact that Game is trying to get free sh*t and then act shocked when he gets hit with a cease-and-desist afterward is f*cking ridiculous. At this point, does any doggy even care about the R.E.D. Album ever dropping? SMH. So after all this sh*t, putting your dirty laundry out in the open, Game apologizes sticks to his story:

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"RZA came to the studio, and he said, 'I got a beat for you,' " Game explained in an interview. "I said, 'It's dope.' He said, 'It's you. Use it for whatever.' I thought that meant 'use it for whatever.' I guess when we put it out, his camp or he was upset -- I don't know why -- when it came through like that. But there's no love lost. It's always respect for RZA. I grew up on Wu-Tang. I respect RZA most as a musician and what he's doing in movies and commercials. It's one love."

^ SMFH. Bottom line? Don't f*ck with the Wu, Gayme Game.

3. Doggy of the Week: Nicki Minaj

Doggies, it amazes me every week that Nicki Minaj's a** gets blown up bigger and bigger. LOL. On some real sh*t, doggies, she hadn't gotten "Doggy of the Week" nods at all but she managed to stick around and keep sh*t bubbling on the Internet, magazines, sh*t, even letting that Regis doggy cop a feel, and Rihanna, and, well, y'all get the point. Anyway though, turns out this week is going to mark Nicki Minaj's first "Doggy of the Week" award and her a** earned it. LMFAO. Doggies, peep how she ran sh*t over the past seven days. She got a doggy I can't stand to kiss her a**, she got "SNL" doing big numbers, her own sh*t pushing platinum, Hollywood love and even more co-signs from a doggy I actually "do" respect. Doggies, pay homage.

1. Doggy Got The Game On Smash

50 CentNicki Minaj & Lil Kim

"When I look at them actually competing, I don't see anything," 50 said in an interview with DJ Whoo Kid. "I think it's harmless. It adds an interesting story and other interests to them, 'cause Kim is the original, I believe, and Nicki is the right now -- How do you get in the middle of a girl fight?"

Even though I hate 5-0 Cent with a passion, you gotta give him credit. He hit the sh*t right on the head. Kim can b*tch and moan (in either order) as much as she wants, but nothing is taking away from what Minaj has going for her right now. No rap b*tch is throwing her off the throne, sorry Jean Grae.

2. Saturday Night Strikes...Gold, Doggies

Nicki Minaj's appearance on 'Saturday Night Live' this past weekend was a major success for the Young Money rapper, boosting the famed sketch comedy show to its second highest ratings of the season. Saturday's show scored an average 3.2 rating with 18-49-year-olds in 25 markets, tying with the Sept. 25 season premiere and coming in second only to the Jan. 8 show, which was hosted by sketch comedy legend Jim Carrey.

^ LMFAO!!!!!!!! Do the "Creep" doggies! LMFAO! I ain't even gonna lie. I don't f*ck with "SNL" at all but Minaj had my a** rolling with the family last week. LMFAO. My sister even had me looking the sh*t up on YouTube the next day. Doggies, not only did we see Minaj is funny as h*ll as an actress, but she can pull some numbers as well. Y'all can say that Facebook host doggy had pulling power as well, but y'all know d*mn well it was Minaj who saved that show's a**.

3. About To Touch Platinum, Doggy

Nicki MinajNicki Minaj (Pink Friday)

Leading the pack this week is Nicki Minaj's Pink Friday, which moved up six slots to No. 3 (38,500), behind Iron & Wine's Kiss Each Other Clean (39,200) and Amos Lee's Mission Bell (40,500). According to Nielsen SoundScan, Minaj's Pink Friday rests at 989,300 sold copies after ten weeks.

^ Doggies, the sh*t dropped in November. NOVEMBER?!!? Matter of fact, the sh*t dropped the same day as Lloyd Banks and Kanye West's new album. How the h*ll is it the top sh*t going into mid-February? SMFH. D*mn. She's out-selling what Drake's sh*t did last summer. D*mn.

4. I Got Hollywood Connects, Doggies

Nicki MinajLindsay Lohan

"Love Nikki Minaj for the shout on her track "im the best" xox so cool! - http://say.ly/APE7yR," Lohan tweeted Monday (January 31). "I heart @nickiminaj - thanks for the shout! "I'm the best" by nicki minaj. Check it. - http://say.ly/don7za"

^ Sorry Kim, but Minaj has Hollywood f*cking with her. You lost.

5. I Like My Girl, But Nicki Minaj Is The Sh*t, Doggy

Nicki MinajTalib Kweli

"Jean -- I feel like Jean is my favorite rapper, over just about everybody," Kweli explained in an interview. "That doesn't take away from the fact that when it comes to those 16 bars, Nicki Minaj spazzes out. Whether people like her metaphors or faces she makes, or all that she does, she makes sure that her verse is the most interesting on everything she's on. Now that's just her phenomenon. Jean has had a different path. Jean and the nature of her music? There's more depth with Jean's music and the subject matter she deals with than on Nicki's commercial level. And so, there's gonna be a slow burn when you're dealing with more depth."

^ LMFAO!!!! How the h*ll do you try to show love to Jean Grae and then kiss Minaj's a**, Talib Kweli? LOL. Anyway, this is a big a** co-sign. So what if he gets his a** kicked by his wife, Kweli told the truth on this and shows that even conscious a** rappers are f*cking with this chick. Doggies, Minaj had sh*t on lock this week.

4. Mrs. Butterworth: Nvus Twins

LMFAO!!! Come the h*ll on doggies, who the h*ll do y'all know that does it better than good ol' Butters? Not a got d*mn doggy, doggy! Y'all know how I get. Every week I wonder how and if I can turn sh*t up a few notches, on some Emeril sh*t. Bam! Bam! Bam! LOL. Well, with all that being said, I would like to introduce y'all to something I would like to call the "Mase Conspiracy" aka "Double Up." LOL. Nah, let me stop f*cking around. Doggies, it brings me great pleasure (no pun intended, you sick a** doggies!) to introduce y'all to a first, twin Mrs. Butterworths, "The Nvus Twins." Enjoy......LMFAO.

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Big ups to DynastySeries for putting Butters up on these succulent Mrs. Butterworths. Just in case y'all didn't think I provided that hot fire, doggies:

^ Just one video for you doggies. Y'all still owe me for Sheneka Adams. That sh*t was BEYOND NSFW, doggies. I'm taxing that a** for a minute, y'all probably still blown over those pics/vids, huh? LOL.

5. "STFU" Honors

D*mn doggies, I'm still rollling over from last week's "STFU" Honors. I don't know if this week's can f*ck with Nicki Minaj talking about incest and Drake. SMFH. But let's go for it anyway. We got Diddy's punk a** spluring $$$ on Justin's mini-Diddy a**, Lady Luck being allowed to talk greasy at Redman, David Banner comparing Lil Wayne to Kobe motherf*cking Bryant?!?!!, Game thinking anybody will EVER forget about his butterfly and Mike Tyson saying some pause-worthy sh*t about Gucci Mane. Doggies, I welcome y'all back to "SHUT THE F*CK UP" Honors.

1. Diddy

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"Justin has turned himself around and is now an Honors student, which he wasn't before, so I wanted to treat him. It's a collector's car so maybe he will use it for special occasions like on a first date, but like all my kids, he prefers the simpler things than the expensive things. Simple tastes."

2. Lady Luck

Lady LuckRedman

"He's a sucka," Luck told SOHH, referring to Redman's desire for New Jersey rappers to emerge to the hip-hop forefront. "He's a sucka for saying that, man. Yes he could [help other NJ rappers]. I don't know what Doc has [ever] done. You know what I'm saying? And like, I feel whoever's had the platform, they didn't really do nothing. You know what I'm saying? And I say that freely because you could look at what Lil Wayne did, [he] ran with artists. You could look at how many people ran with different artists and put people on. Nelly put his people on and they're not trying to really do that out here [in New Jersey]. I don't see them reaching out to people and doing freestyles."

3. David Banner

David BannerKobe Bryant & Lil Wayne

"Wayne is like Kobe Bryant right now," Banner said in an interview. "You know, as Kobe gets older all he cares about is championships. Wayne is in that zone. He's highly focused and very sharp right now."

4. Game

GameGucci Mane (Concept)

"I seen Gucci's new face tat and as soon I did, I thought 'finally they can get off me about his butterfly/star/LA sh*t.' That's what I thought. But you know what man, I don't give a f*ck about what they say about anybody, a muthaf*cka could tattoo a butterfly, ice cream cone, apple pie on their cheek. Bottom-line, if you know Gucci, you know he's real. He been on trial for his life and all of that. He bodied people. So he could tattoo a f*ckin' tampon on his face for all I care. You can't say he's buster or whatever. And me I done been shot, stole sh*t, robbed people, everyth-f*ckin'-thing you can think of. Tattoos don't mean sh*t, they ain't nothing but good art."

5. Mike Tyson

Mike TysonGucci Mane (Concept)

"I haven't seen Gucci Mane's tat," Tyson told radio host DJ Whoo Kid during an interview. "I like going to war, he likes being licked on. You know what I mean? [laughs] I watch Gucci Mane. Gucci Mane's a player, man. He's got it going on. Gucci Mane."

***Black & Yellow, Black & Yellow, Black & Yellow, Black & Yellow!!!! Steelers, doggies! I'm old-school. If your team gets beat, you gotta go with the winning team all the way. F*ck Aaron Rodgers! Steelers are keeping it in the AFC! Super Bowl is gonna be cool as h*ll doggies, even all y'all non-sports doggies should f*ck around just for the commercials. LOL. Put that $$$ on the Steelers doggies and y'all can thank me in Cap Diss! LOL! --BB***

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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