Caption Diss: 50 Cent's P.I.M.P. Status Reaches All-Time Low

Tuesday, Feb 1, 2011 12:05AM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, the loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to rock that Cap Diss crown. Who's got next?

[Editor Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]

SMFH. SMFH. SMFH. Now? LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO! I swear to God doggies, I can't call it with 5-0 Cent these days. For all of y'all who f*ck with me in Pulse Report, this is a topic we already discussed. The lack of "b*tches" 5-0 has these days. I mean, d*mn. Sure, he might get some sl*tty sounding girls talking to him on Twitter that he might re-tweet, but he's not bagging b*tches like Diddy or even Kanye West. WTF? 5-0? What happened to all that "P.I.M.P." talk? Now it's "Down On Me?" LOL. You get ditched by Ciara b/c you're f*cking Chelsea Handler. OK. But when it turns out Chelsea ain't even f*cking with your begging a**? Mannnnn, doggies, what the h*ll is Tyra Banks doing to 5-0 right here? I can only imagine. LOL. Hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....................

LMFAO! I thought the Rosa Acosta and Amber Rose sh*t was hard a couple weeks ago but y'all really had me stumped with Rihanna and that skull. Yeah, sh*t was kind of a head scratcher but.......:

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^ LMFAO!!!!! No offense @TheBeautiOfHate, but WTF?!?!!?!? LMFAO!!!!! That sh*t went over my head, but eh, that's why my vote doesn't mean sh*t. I guess this was one of those ones you don't get until you "get" it. SMFH. Good job? LOL.

Aight doggies, by the time the next Cap Diss goes up, if I'm not covered in snow, them Pittsburgh Steelers will have beat those Packers' a**es down and won another championship. But until then, y'all know the routine. Think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, February 7th.

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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