Pulse Report: Slaughterhouse's Record Deal Gets Shady, Amber Rose Shadows Kat Stacks, Kanye West Rages Against The Machine

Friday, Jan 21, 2011 12:55PM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

In this week's Pulse Report, doggies, we take a close look to see what Slaughterhouse really has to be happy about, notice how close Amber Rose is to becoming the new Kat Stacks, applaud Kanye West's "Doggy" award and oh SOHH much more!

[Editor's Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]

1. Who's Your Daddy

SMFH. Sorry doggies but this Slaughterhouse/Shady Records deal is bullsh*t in my opinion. I kept quiet about it last week but after seeing how gassed up everyone is about what this means, I gotta put some sh*t into perspective for y'all. Now don't get me wrong, I f*ck with Joell Ortiz, Crooked I, Royce Da 5'9 and punk a** Joe Buddens hard. Their sh*t is really on that lyrical level that would make a DJ Premier or even a KRS-One give props to. With that being said, actually, you know what, let's keep sh*t business as usual and I'll clear up what's what, doggies. LOL.

Royce Da 5'9:

"It'll be an honor to get Dre production, to get right to that," Royce said in an interview. "That's definitely somebody I want to try to work with if that's possible. Our goal is to try to have [the album] out [in] 2011. We also want to take our time on it and get it right. The last album we did in six days...Em told me 'Just do exactly what ya'll did on the first album, and ya'll [will] be fine.' I'm sure at some point I'm gonna feel like 'Yo, we need either a hit or something radio will get behind."

Joell Ortiz:

"It just feels good to put lyricism in the forefront again, in my eyes," Ortiz explains within the feature. "Some of my heroes, when I came up rhymin', were Biggie Smalls, Big L--rest in peace to all these--Big Pun. Dudes who were passionate about the way they put words together, the message they sent when they rhymed, and just bein' ill with the pen. And I feel like this group, and Yelawolf and [Eminem], are dudes who stand for that. And it's good to see the pure form gettin' shine again."

Joe Budden:

Crooked I:

^ Got it? Got it. Gone. Now doggies, it sounds hot as h*ll. We all knew it would come down to this but there are a few things doggies are forgetting. First off, NO DOGGIES copped that Slaughterhouse LP. Sorry doggies. It was hot as h*ll but stayed on shelves. Second, these doggies are too f*cking old. I know, this sh*t is coming off pretty disrespectful and I hope that I'm proven wrong. The longest career these doggies could have is maybe 36 more months, tops. Royce is coming in on 40, Crooked is right behind him and Joe Budden/Joell Ortiz are hanging in there. But the really big problem rests in:

D12Cashis

^ Doggies. Eminem is a couple years from 40. He can't even get D12 and Cashis out. No disrespect to Slaughterhouse, but doggies care more about some corny a** D12 LP instead of what they are doing. Y'all can make the argument that since Em is getting older, he's gonna do the executive sh*t. Bullsh*t. He's coming off the hottest year of his career from the past nine years. He's got too many obligations to himself rather than his artists. Need a clearance signature? F*ck you doggies. Need that guest feature? F*ck you and wait doggies. And if those reasons aren't enough for y'all to believe that this Slaughterhouse/Shady Records deal is a lot worst than better, then look no further than:

Obie TriceStat Quo

Bobby CreekwaterGreen Lantern

2. All About U

WTF, doggie? Is Amber Rose now the biggest sl*t in hip-hop? This sh*t isn't even funny any more! Let's just take a quick glimpse. She went from starring in Ludacris' "What Them Girls Like" music video to getting hooked up with Kanye West. STOP. Fast-forward a couple years and she gets dumped, had her modeling contract torn up, and starts pulling a Ginger on the rap game? Ah nah, I mean, pulling a Kat Stacks? Chris Brown. Reggie Bush. Fabolous. Amar'e Stoudemire. Motherf*cking Wiz Khalifa? Rosa Acosta!?!?! LMFAO!!!! I couldn't even make this sh*t up doggies! Let's just jump to the "goods".

Amber Rose & Rosa AcostaAmber Rose & Rosa Acosta

Amber Rose stopped by Beso restaurant in West Hollywood for dinner with video vixen Rosa Acosta and the two parted ways with a goodbye kiss. Amber Rose was rocking her a fresh cut caesar, and shades, while Rosa Acosta wore a dress with newspaper print. Rosa, who was on set with Snoop Dogg recently tweeted the following message leading to many rumors "All I can say is ???" This surely throws a curve ball for the budding "friendship" between Wiz Khalifa and Amber. The "Behind Her Shades" star tweeted I missed you with the "Black and Yellow" rapper. Amber Rose is in love, "I need my baby...I'm so in LOVE I don't care what anyone says..." Who knows what to think anymore. One thing is certain, Amber Rose reality show "Behind Her Shades" is shaping up to be one hell of a show.

The blond bombshell and Acosta were seen leaving Eva Longoria's trendy restaurant Beso, which fittingly means kiss in Spanish, where they shared a quick peck before hopping into an awaiting white SUV. While Amber Rose has admitted to being bisexual in the past, her curvy companion says there was nothing behind the smooch as the two are "just friends". Rosa added on her website, "Can't two beautiful friends go out to dinner without having every camera in LA show up?" (Uh, no! Come on Rosa, you are talking about Hollywood).

^ SMFH!!! Now these are two bad bald b*tches if I might say so myself. LOL. But d*mn, Amber. I can understand Rosa looking at you like you're crazy tonguing her down but for you to really pull this sh*t in front of the paps? Nah, you're beyond pitiful.

But the funniest sh*t of the week HAS to be this lame "Bad Girls Club" "actress" Natalie Nunn. LMFAO!!!!! I don't know who the h*ll she is but the way she was talking at Amber/Wiz? LMFAO!!! This sh*t needs to be archived somewhere.

"With all due respect, I give a b*tch credit when credits deserved -- you a paid h*e be a paid h*e. You want to compare me to these other little b*tches that have no, f*cking honor sh*t like me?! ... When the next b*tch comes up and she's done sh*t that I've done without coat tail riding on me or these b*tches out here who haven't sucked n*ggas d*ck to be put on. I didn't suck no motherf*cking d*ck to get into no motherf*cking USC. Two degress from USC -- I still have two degrees that you can not take from me. Okay, not a degree as a stripper, you feel me?! Not a degree as a stripper, a f*cking degree. One of the best soccer players in the f*cking country, ran on the junior Olympic track team. So with all due respect, I'm not trying to take nothing from the next b*tch but y'all motherf*ckers is gonna stop comparing me to these wack a** wannabe 'Bad Girls.' 'Cause a 'Bad' b*tch got a f*cking degree! So see me when you got a f*cking piece of paper that says something on it! How I want to end this story is -- I wish the best of luck to Amber Rose, I wish the best of luck to Wiz. I don't wish bad on nobody," Nunn added. "I don't have a heart like that, I just don't give a f*ck. [He] was hawking me! At the end of the day, I'm just a bad b*tch. I'm grinding -- I got some sh*t coming out, I got another show about to air. We didn't tape a pilot, we taped the show and it's not behind my green money eyes. It's about Natalie being a bad b*tch. At the end of the day, I respect everything, I respect everybody. If you disrespect me, I'm going to get all in your motherf*cking a**. So if there is a retaliation video just make sure you understand what you are saying before you say anything because I got dirt and I don't like to throw dirt, I like to bury b*tchies in f*cking dirt -- At the end of the day if you have something to say -- all due respect, say what you got to say. But at the end of the day, your new sh*t was my sloppy seconds."

SMFH. D*mn. One thing I will give Amber Rose credit for is not taking the time to fully address a lot of the sh*t she gets tossed in to. But at this rate, she is looking extra h*e 'ish, doggies. Right? SMFH. How the h*ll do you go from Kanye West to Wiz Khalifa? That sh*t just don't add up no matter which way you look at it. "Black & Yellow" < any song Kanye West has ever made. (And that's not because my Jets are gonna whup that Pittsburgh a** either!).

3. Doggy of the Week: Kanye West

Y'all already know this week's "Doggy" was official by Saturday! LOL. Kanye West. Period. No doubt about this one doggies. And when you look at the past seven days, sh*t really popped off hours after the weekly notorious Pulse Report went up. LOL. First Drake tries to sh*t talk at Kanye West. Shots fired. Then Kanye gets at Britney Spears' a**. Shots fired. Platinum status? Shots fired at the hating anti-Ye doggies. Fast-forward to the week and you got 5-0 Cent kissing a** on two doggies he's publicly dissed in the past. Shots NOT fired. And then we get the Kanye we all love and remember popping sh*t off at the media. Of course. Shots fired. Doggies, strap up, Kanye ain't f*cking around this week.

1. You Mad, Doggy?

DrakeJay-Z & Kanye West

"I'll be on [Tha Carter IV] -- we've done a great song...We're going to do another one... and another one. We still got to do that [collaboration] album. I heard two other guys are coming out with an album together, too. There's two other rappers [that] are coming out with an album together. I don't know where they got that idea but -- I caught wind of it through the grapevine that there's some other album with two guys rapping on it. [laughs]"

^ I know this sh*t was all giggles but when you got Drake's punk a** getting tight and angry over Kanye and Jay-Z putting out that Watch the Throne joint album when he can't even get Lil Wayne in the studio to record their mystery duet LP? LOL. Kanye got doggies resorting to subliminals that ain't even good.

2. I'ma Clown My Own A** & Still Be Hot Doggies

Kanye WestTwitter

Oops! He's done it again! Kanye West took to his Twitter today to interrupt Britney Spears just like he did Taylor Swift at the VMAs. "Yo Britney, I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you be #1, but me and Jay-Z single is one of the best songs of all time! LOL" Kanye Tweeted. Glad to see Kanye can joke about it! Just before that he Tweeted, "H*A*M #2 on Itunes...THANK YOU!!!" Britney has taken the top with her new single, "Hold It Against Me," but it seems like Kanye is still proud of second place since he did say he'd let her finish!

^ LOL. FUNNY! For Kanye to take a situation that even had Barack Obama calling him a jacka** and flip it is funny as h*ll. Even though "H.A.M." is straight a** in my opinion, I can't front, Ye got that sh*t up on iTunes, at No. 2?!?!!? WTF??!?!!? D*mn.

3. I Got Plaques, What You Got Doggies?

Kanye West (Dark Twisted Fantasy)Kanye West

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy received platinum certification. This gives him a handful of successful platinum LP's, The College Dropout, Late Registration, Graduation and 808s & Heartbreak. Five straight certifications, with his collaboration project Watch The Throne with Jay-Z on the way. Hats off to Kanye West this album is a certified 5-mic as well!

^ SMFH. Even though we think about his past sh*ts going platinum in days, the fact that doggies counted on Ye after Taylor Swift and said his career was over are now kicking their own a**es left and right b/c he's platinum? LOL. F*cking classic doggies. Unless your favorite doggy is in that one million or more sold category, "STFU"!!!!!! No Honors, either!!

4. You Dissed Me Before, Now You Kissed My A**, Doggy

50 CentKanye West And Jay-Z

MTV News caught up with fellow rap superstar 50 Cent at the Weinstein Golden Globes afterparty on Sunday, and we asked him his thoughts on the big team-up. "It should be interesting," he said. "When you've got two artists, it's a good combination, good collaborations should come out of it."

^ Say what y'all want, doggies but 5-0 kissing a** and giving this politically correct answer is funny as h*ll to me.

5. Feel My Wrath Doggies

Kanye West (Nude Photos)Kanye West (WWE)

"Just saw that MSNBC said I tried to start a twitter war with Brittany. This sh*t takes the air out my lungs sometimes from blogs to news reports... enough already!!! All I do is focus on my work. There's a new lie everyday... a new media spin... I never got a watch with my face on it!!! A company tried to give that to me 9 yrs ago! I'm one of the most considerate people in real life. Maybe over considerate. Over caring. Overly real. There is no astronaut training for celebrity... even though this whole life is so outer space! I was actually surprised that a record as raw as H*A*M could make it to #2 on Itunes. How can u 'let' someone be number one??!! That was the whole joke!!! I know intelligent people know this so bear with me. When I said the comment about Brittney I was giving her props for being #1 not dissing her at all! But stop making it seem that my aim is to hurt or down people! That's just not my style! As pop stars we're all in this sh*t together! We on the inside of the TV! If the media wants to make a story ... just say I have atrocious spelling and terrible grammar...If you don't give em a story they just make one up. I'm just trying to focus & stay creative! Keep bringing dope sh*t to the world! Once again thank you to all my fans who made MBDTF certified platinum! You all give me the power and I never take it for granted. I am an extension of my listeners. I won't always say the right thing but my heart is always in the right place. Thinking out loud... Whenever I read press I just need to remind myself that there's people that care about music and don't care about press"

^ And all y'all thought Kanye West had really changed. LOL. This is the same b*tching doggy that we remember during those Grammy concerts, MTV awards shows and in interviews. LOL. Applaud this doggy.

4. Mrs. Butterworth: Giselle Tavarez

Another week, another Mrs. Butterworth, doggies. And I won't lie, I'm a sucker for amateurs. While y'all get all hot and bothered over your typical Amber Rose and Rosa Acosta, I like these girls that got sh*t on smash and that you could take out for a bite to eat without all them paps but still all the attention. LOL. Rookies of the Year! Well, doggies, once again I gotta give props to KING for putting me on to the lovely Giselle Tavarez who is a scoop of thickness and juiciness. Better yet, this is one of the most succulent Mrs. Butterworth's of 2011. Granted, that isn't say much since we're only 21 days into 2011. LOL. Peep the freshness, doggies and wet your whistles. PAUSE.

Giselle TaverezGiselle Taverez

Age: 21 Industry Age [You know everyone has one]: 21 Nationality: Dominican Place of Birth: Manhattan, NY Where do you rep? NYC, DC, Dominican Republic & Miami Height: 5'3" Weight: 115

Giselle TaverezGiselle Taverez

What body part of yours attracts the most attention? My ass...all natural! Now, what would you like people to be attracted to? My everything... McDonald's or Burger King?Neither, Wendy's. Sleep or sex? Sex If you had to sleep with one woman who would it be? Kim Kardashian. Do you own any adult videos? No. Ever had a one-night stand? No. Have you ever told a lie? Yes. Did you just lie about having or not having a one-night stand? Maybe. Doing this will get you cut... getting all up in my face, or grabbing my ass. Lights on or lights off? Off.

Giselle TaverezGiselle Taverez

Preferred type of underwear? Thong or G-string. What is the most creative thing a guy has said or done to approach you? This guy wrote me a full-page poem and gave it to me with a box of Godiva chocolate--mind you, this was in high school. I thought it was the sweetest thing. Guys don't do special things like that anymore. If you don't have a lot of money, you better have... Someone who does[winks]. What's your fetish? I love muscles and a six-pack on a guy, it's one of the first things I check out other that his face. A body that's on point is such a turn on.

^ GOT D*MN! Who want more fire? Blah! Blah! Blah!

5. "STFU" Honors

And once again it's on, doggies. LOL. So here we are, another week down and doggies still wanna talk that silly willy sh*t, huh? LOL. What happens when you get an irrelevant, yeah I said, it, HAS-BEEN irrelevant producer thinking any doggy cares about anytihng coming out from him? What happens when you have a mediocre "hitmaker" gassing up a rapper that sadly but truly fell off after 2004? How about asking yourselves what happens when a tight-faced looking woman tries to make us believe her grill had doggies wagging their tails? Still thinking? Well go ahead and think about and think about a fat doggy just running out of options but before that, I want y'all to dream up a no-name singer thinking she's hot and spicy by doing some bullsh*t stunt and calling out the biggest rapper in rap?

1. Dr. Dre

SOHH's Favorite Things: Favorite Scandals (Dr. Dre)Dr. Dre

Dr. Dre fans can finally exhale. After a decade of waiting for Detox, the hip-hop icon has announced his album's release date in a rather anticlimactic way. Producer Just Blaze posted a video of himself in the studio with the Doc. While Blaze plugged his artist Saigon's project, Dre revealed the date many doubted would ever come. "4/20, baby. 4/20, I'm comin'," said The Chronic rapper, referring to April 20, the pot smokers' holiday. You may notice that 4/20 is a Wednesday, a day later than the traditional Tuesday release in the U.S. When asked why Dre opted to miss a day of the sales week, Just Blaze responded on Twitter, saying, "We talked about that. [I'm] sure the publicity and hype of the date release would make up for the lost day."

2. Lloyd Banks

BangladeshLloyd Banks (Underrated)

"Lloyd's got a talent that he can go far with and he's really a dope rapper. I love all of his music, but I just want to hear him on some other beats sometimes. I want to hear him go outside the box. Lloyd Banks has always been good. I always felt Lloyd Banks was great. Hopefully if he reads this we can get it in and sh*t. I want to get with Banks so we can make some smash hits. I f*ck with Lloyd."

3. Tiny

T.I. And TinyT.I. & Tiny

"T.I. always says I gave him such a hard time when we first met and I did...I stood him up a couple times. When I met him, I was kinda on hiatus, I'd broken from Xscape, but I had co-wrote the song 'No Scrubs' for TLC, so you know, I was living good and doing my thing. I met him in the mall, well, I had met him before in the studio. I was working with Jazzy Pha one time and he came in and I also had heard from a guy, KP, who signed him. He played some of his music for me one time and I was like, 'he's a hot artist, I like him'. Then I saw him in the mall and we conversed a little bit, and I had my daughter with me and somehow we exchanged numbers -- He was calling me and calling me, wanting to come hook up and I'd be like, 'Yeah, we gon...let's hook up, such and such' and then I wouldn't answer the phone and he'd be like, 'You know time after time.'"

4. Beanie Sigel

Beanie SigelBaby & Lil Wayne

"Classic, the date, to be continued," Sigel said in an interview when asked about the name and release date of his upcoming untitled album. "Right now, I wouldn't mind f*cking around with [Cash Money Records co-founder] Baby. Majors? Nah, I'd rather go with an independent. Far as the labels out there, I wouldn't [mind] f*cking with Cash Money. I wouldn't mind f*cking with the Birdman. I wouldn't mind f*cking with 50 [Cent], doing some movies and sh*t. But definitely the Birdman. I f*cks with the Birdman. Shout-out to the Birdman and Lil Wayne. Cash Money."

5. Sabrina

SabrinaJay-Z

"Who is more violent and has had far worse lyrical content throughout his career than Jay-Z? And here he is being celebrated, sitting down with Oprah Winfrey and rubbing elbows with the President of the United States, not to mention all his many worldwide accolades, power and influence. And you're gonna come after me for writing a song that you think could, hypothetically, cause someone to actually try to kill another human being? That is, if someone were crazy enough; if someone were to mistranslate the meaning of the song "I Wanna Shoot Lady Gaga"...and, of course, assuming that person would still be smart enough to actually execute a plan to shoot Lady Gaga. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of. I would think if a person could be set off that easily than they have far worse influences surrounding them then a funny little song called "I Wanna Shoot Lady Gaga."

***Yeah doggies, y'all know I'm still slipping on firing up y'all a**es in the comments section, but let me just say a few things. First, a few doggies are funny as h*ll thinking I don't see them bullsh*tting in SOHH stories. Doggies, I gotta look at their stories for this Pulse Report, so all that sh*t about me digging in 5-0 Cent's a**? SMFH. F*ck outta here with y'all pancake a**es. Next, a few doggies still sh*tting on some of my Mrs. Butterworths. Be easy doggies and appreciate sh*t week for week. It only gets better, y'all know that. Last, JETS! JETS! JETS! Told y'all my Jets had Brady's a** and y'all need to go ahead and drop some $$$ again for this Steelers game. So far 2/2, but we're winning the Super Bowl doggies, so stay tuned. One game at a time, doggies! Y'all know Butters is always y'all's best bet. LOL. -BB***

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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