Pulse Report: Gucci Mane, Charles Hamilton & G-Dep Go Cuckoo, Game Kisses Ras Kass' A**, Nas Rings In 2011

Friday, Jan 7, 2011 12:05PM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

In this week's Pulse Report, doggies, we examine Gucci Mane, Charles Hamilton and G-Dep's mental stability, catch Game puckering up to Ras Kass' a**, give props to Nas for being that "Doggy" and oh SOHH much more!

1. Mental Asylum Records

Welcome to 2011, doggies. D*mn, it must be something in the air b/c I have no idea what's going on in this crazy world of ours just seven days into the new year. SMFH. Y'all thought those dead birds and floating fish were scary, just take a look at what's what with these rappers. Gucci Mane admitting, yes doggies, ADMITTING, that he's not all there in the head. (Isn't this the same doggy that was smooching Mya in the club a year or two ago?). I don't get this at all. OK, it's one thing to be a little strung out on drugs but y'all can't tell me Gucci is up on DMX's level of craziness this early in his career, right? I mean, d*mn, he ain't even touched platinum yet. WTF?

The rapper (real name Radric Davis) filed a "Special Plea of Mental Incompetency" in a Georgia courtroom Monday, claiming he was in no state to fight prosecutors' efforts to revoke his probation. According to court documents, the 30-year-old explained he was unable to "intelligently participate in the probation revocation hearing." Gucci Mane was reportedly ordered into custody and immediately committed into a mental health treatment facility, where his mental condition is currently being evaluated.

SMFH. Scoot over X, turns out Gucci might just be ready to share a holding block with you. SMFH. Well, if that wasn't enough, turns out Charles Hamilton is up in there as well. OK, so if Gucci Mane was a shocker, this one is kinda, a, well, semi-shocker to say the least. I mean, let's be honest. Chucky ain't been right since he took that face shot from his old wifey a few years ago. SMFH. But the fact that he's camped out in f*cking Cleveland for knocking out a police officer? WTF? Where's Kid Cudi to the rescue? On the moon???

Hamilton is still in Cleveland county jail for a felony assault charge from last month, but today (January 4) the troubled rapper was in court, where he was referred to a psychiatric clinic. A clerk for the Cayuga County Court of Common Pleas confirmed with XXLMag.com that Hamilton will be evaluated by the court's psychiatric facility to see if he is competent to stand trial in the case. He will not receive another court date until the report comes back. The clerk says that usually doesn't come for a couple of weeks.

Strike one, strike two. But the cream (PAUSE) of all this has to be G-Dep. SMFH. The most sad part about this is there is really nothing "mental" about what went down this week. I just think it's one of those things where you're wondering what the h*ll is going on in his head. And for that simple matter, we look at this weak a** plea for doggies to show their support and say the rapper is POSITIVE? WTF? Don't take this wrong doggies, but I wouldn't leave my niece around him to babysit and expect she'd be in safe hands. Sorry, Dep, but I don't know what you're about these days.

G. Dep is currently in Manhattan's Detention Complex as he awaits legal action in his murder case, but in the meantime, his lawyer and support system is asking people to help them build their case. "To those whom have had any contact with Trevell "G. Dep" Coleman; relatives friends, neighbors music industry representatives and artists, we ask that you consider writing a letter describing his positive character," said the Deputy's DJ/producer/co-manager Justin "DJ M-80" Bryd. "Typed letters can be emailed to Dj_M-80@live.com- fans we also need your support!! This would be a vital and positive influence on his case. Thank You."

^ I can't call it doggies, maybe it's just one of those "start of the year" sh*ts, right? Seems like last year there was things going on like this. The emergence of wild a** Kat Stacks, Waka Flocka Flame took a few shots and walked away as 2010's break-out doggy, if y'all ask me. Ehhh, who the h*ll knows, but watch out for rappers in 2011. Some sh*t just ain't adding up right.

2. Kiss My Kass

LMFAO!!!!! Doggies, on some real sh*t, WHERE THE H*LL IS "THE RED ALBUM?" LMFAO!!!! Sorry, had to type that sh*t in all-caps right there. LOL. Seriously, it's funny that Game can be vocal as h*ll about other doggies' flops, G-Unit reunions, smoking "Kush" and other sh*t but can't even stick a d*mn album release date or single to this album that's been on hold since 2009. Aight, let me step back a few drops like Peyton Manning is gonna do before getting stomped by my New York Jets this weekend. Ras Kass put Game out on blast. Game waited 3 days and then responded. Ras calls him out. Ras gives the whole story. Ras...wins?

Ras Kass Says...

Ras Kass

"2011 starts out right !!! Me & Gayme had a rumble Dude waaay p*ssy. Don't punch & run. We got pic f*ggot!! Happy New," Ras tweeted January 1st.

Game Waits 3 Days & Says...

Game

"Gave Rass Kass a 2-piece nugget meal in da club da otha night. He went down n da 1st round like last time. Same soft chin, Different clothes," Game tweeted January 3.
"When will they learn. Game: goodlookin right hook, u dazed dat n!gga. Right hook: it wasnt nuttin blood, he soft ! Left hook: what about me ? Game: we aint need u."

Ras Kass "LOL's" & Says...

Ras Kass

"Lmao!! Gayme waits 3 days to get his lie str8. He's a track star, ran behind the pool table & called the police on me & Weez...," Ras tweeted Tuesday (December 4) morning.
"I was just on TinyChat last night so where's the broke jaw, where's the scars. N*gga we socked ya n*ggas up & u ran.#1trackStar"
"Oh & the Homegirl got picks of u running....coming soon... A pictures worth a thousand @Game lies"
"keep it 100...I ain't call police about Stripper the 1st time he lied, why would I callem now? Ya sh*t don't add up cuz YOU called Police"

The Truth...According To Ras Kass:

Game & Ras Kass

Apparently, the two spitters ran into each other in the bathroom prior to the scuffle. Says Ras Kass, "He was saying, 'Hey, what's up?' and kissing my a**. If he had a problem with me, he could have talked to me in the bathroom. Game's stories never add up. When you cross-examine him just ask him, didn't ya'll see each other in the bathroom?" The tension escalated in the club when allegedly Game had an issue with a friend of Ras Kass. "I was telling my boy like, 'not in here, let's not do this here,'" he said. "I'm not going to be responsible for f*cking up a New Years Eve's party. I already told him I'm not trippin' off you in here. Then I said you lied the first time." Ras Kass was referring to the last time the rappers clashed back in September, which resulted in a few diss tracks. After a few words, Ras Kass says Game threw a punch and ran. "He's stuck on stupid," Kass said. "He knows we have pictures. He punched and then ran behind a pool table. You don't call the police. There was no knockout. No one even got a bruise. He came around through the back and he called the police. He got me in the nose. Then he ran and I socked his friend. Game is about 6'4". I'm 5'6". Throw a punch and fight me. Don't throw a punch and run. He's a runner. He's a trackstar."

^ SMFH. Hate to say it doggies, but I put my vote on Game. Game might be bi-polar but I don't think he's really b*tch-made. And if I recall correctly, this is either the second or third time Ras Kass got snuffed and b*tched about it afterward. Yeah, doggies, real doggies don't gotta talk that silly sh*t. I think Game whooped that a**.

3. Doggy of the Week: Nas

Doggies, it's a new year and why not start things off with a new Doggy of the Week, huh? LOL. If y'all remember, last week we had Jay-Z ending the year off strong for us so how fitting is it that bogus a** Nas keeps the torch blowing, huh? LOL. On some real sh*t though, doggies, we gotta give it up to the homie Na-s. He's pushing 40 and is still doing something with his career. D*mn, most doggies would have offed themselves if their hot a** R&B wife cut them off, got 18 years insurance that they'll be caking up and can now just kick back and bullsh*t with rap. Not Nasty. Turns out doggy is on his New York sh*t and he's ready to prove it:

1. Rage Against That Def Jam Machine Doggy

NasDef Jam

"Because I kind of lost time, I really wanted to release [the album] in December," Nas explained in an interview reflecting on his aim to drop Lost Tapes 2 last month. "But I'm starting my next album. So I feel like I'll probably give The Lost Tapes as a deluxe, maybe, on the next album for free. I'm trying to figure that out now. It's not safe to say that it's gonna be on Def Jam. You know, news at 11. We coming with the information on that soon."

^ F*ck Def Jam! LOL. Nah, j/k but d*mn. Seemed like things were all peachy when Nas was dropping that Hip-Hop Is Dead sh*t and then the N-Bomb with his Def Jam contract back in 2005/2006. Well, as it turns out, Nas ain't sweating Def Jam anymore. Remember how I called him out for b*tching at the company? Nah, he straigtened that sh*t up and kept it gully right here. Instead of whining, he kept it a 100. "It's not safe to say that it's gonna be on Def Jam." D*MN! Your move, Def Jam!!!! LOL

2. Revolutionary Warfare Doggy

Nas & GameNas And Damian Marley

"Sometimes, you can approach a record and can think, I got to take care of this person and I got to take care of that person, but you really got to take care of you," Nas explained in an interview. "I look at Michael Jackson, and before he passed away, I can only imagine the pressure he had to live up to for the next Moonwalk. And the reality is physically, he wasn't able to live up to that. I would have loved to see him come up with the next level, without even dancing, just using his creativity. It's all about evolving and that's what I want to do, evolve. I been so caught up into me and [Damian's] thing that I started to get used to it. Like, I didn't want to do the solo thing for a while. Me and D have just been doing our thing, reaching millions of people, but it's that time."

^ At first I was a bit skeptical about this. Nas acting like he's semi-retiring? WTF? But then I figured it all out. Doggy wants to follow in Jay-Z's footsteps and continue making those Best of Both Word-esque albums. LOL. J/K. Rarely do you see this though in rap. Doggies try to go to their deathbeds with solo sh*ts. Just look at Too Short. SMFH. I applaud doggy for wanting to take sh*t up a notch and award doggies with his talents instead of just keeping them all for himself. Evolutionize yourselves, doggies!

3. Respect Me Doggy

NasDJ Whoo Kid

"I don't know if this is really huge, but I would say me dissing Nas was probably one of my biggest regrets. But you want to know what it is, this guy really can't take a joke. I think he thinks I'm serious but I was really joking and society made it serious [when I said him declining to appear on my Shade 45 show was 'p*ssy.'] I mostly regret not calling him and letting him know that it was a joke. But at the end of the day, he got me pissed off too because I went through a lot. I get hooked up on everything I do and I've been in this game for so many years, so when you get a close connect to him to ask a question and he still says no, it's just mind-boggling.

4. Mrs. Butterworth: Emmaly Lugo

Welcome to 2011, doggies, and what better way to pop the top (pun intended) off Mrs. Butterworth than to get a little Butterican Pecan delight as our first lovely lady to set things straight. Doggies, I introduce y'all to possibly one of the most eye-catching but cool a** ladies in this bogus a** industry that's filled with short-lived dreams, bad pay and extreme dieting plans. Emmaly Lugo. Aight, so maybe her industry name is kinda corny as h*ll but she's good money in my books if y'all really must know. Clean your glasses doggies, b/c Emmaly Lugo be killin' 'em.

Emmaly LugoEmmaly Lugo

Emmaly LugoEmmaly Lugo

Emmaly LugoEmmaly Lugo

D*mn, d*mn, double d*mn. Now if that sh*t ain't caliente, then you're just thirsty and should spend some time on WSHH Uncut with some of those cut-up looking girls. But for those tasty and appreciative doggies looking for some moving visuals, feast your eyes on these goodies:

^ LMFAO. Y'all ever notice that those "Chopped & Screwed" records only sound type good on a** shaking videos? LMFAO. I never got down with them on the real but whenever y'all see these kinds of videos, sometimes they just go perfectly. LOL. Emmaly has a few more harder clips, so I might suggest y'all do your homework and lock your room before searching. LOL.

5. "STFU" Honors

The first official "SHUT THE F*CK UP" Honors had to be on point, doggies, so I made sure to look long and hard for some of the funniest sh*t doggies have said in the past seven days. Doggies, how the h*ll do we end up with Shyne actually using Lady Gaga as someone we should compare him too? How the h*ll do we give a fake rapper/poet named Amanda Diva a pass for calling out not only mine but a bunch of other doggies' c*cks? How the h*ll does Ja Rule get SOHH to do a story on him in 2011? SMFH. How the h*ll does Lil Kim think she actually can erase these rap b*tches social security cards when she can't even touch Nicki Minaj? And finally, doggies, how in the h*ll come can't we take Diddy serious when he's really trying to be serious? LMFAO!!! Doggies, welcome to 2011's "SHUT THE F*CK UP" Honors!

1. Shyne

Lady Gaga & Kanye WestShyne

"There's a girl by the name of Lady Gaga and she's the #1 pop artist in the world and she wears outfits that are stitched together with meat... So if millions of people don't have a problem with someone wearing meat as an outfit, how could you imagine they would have a problem with a guy like me who stands for everything that any true man stands for, who has walked through a fire, who is honorable and whose life is based on integrity?"

2. Amanda Diva

Amanda DivaCondoms

"I give Nicki Minaj credit for defining herself, her brand, her style, within this c*ckfest of a music business," Diva told SOHH. "That's a very hard thing to do. I always say it's a c*ckfest but women don't have any voices in it. So it's really hard to do what you have to do to get it cracking. But, she's been able to do that. I can't take that away from her at all. I would just really like to see an 'other.' I would like to see contrasting images other than her own because she's so specific, and that isn't necessarily relative to a lot of sh*t."

3. Ja Rule

Ja RuleJay-Z - Blueprint 3

"It's gonna be called The Renaissance Project," Rule told Mikey T The Movie Star, referring to his upcoming album. "I didn't scrap Venni Vetti Vecci 2. I still got a lot of songs from Venni Vetti Vecci 2 but I'm feeling like everybody's doing the sequel album and you know, I didn't want to keep the cliche sh*t going. I'm dropping. That's what they need to know. I'm coming heavy with records in the next few weeks. I'm about to start dropping some records. 'Man Down' is out right now. It's getting a lot of love, getting a lot of response from a lot of deejays and sh*t. But you know, we about to start dropping records heavy. The game is different, it changed a lot. I understand the game is about dropping music even if it's not good material. So [my record label] MPire's getting ready to drop a lot of material in the next few weeks."

4. Lil' Kim

Lil KimNicki Minaj & Keyshia Cole

"I think this other b*tch got a song with Keyshia Cole, right? Coming at me and the mothaf*cking other queen, Mary J. Blige," Kim told a crowd of fans on New Years. "Me and my girl Mary J. Blige about to eat these b*tches alive where they won't even f*cking exist no more and erase their f*cking social security number! We gon' remind them who the f*ck we are! I'm not playing with this b*tch for 2011. I'm saying, we can rock together but b*tch you ain't taking nothing from me!"

5. Diddy

DiddyNew Orleans Saints

"I never really had aspirations to become a recording artist, or a producer, or a music mogul or anything like that. I loved American football. So throughout grade school and high school I was pursuing a dream to become a professional American football player. My last year of high school, before you go to college, my leg got broke. I had broke my leg right before my most important season when the scouts come to see you. So I entered into a real serious state of depression. That was my dream. I didn't plan on doing anything else. I had no 'Plan B.'"

***LMFAO!!!! Doggies, this has been a h*ll of a 2011 already!!! Foxy Brown spitting hot fire, man? Tiny warming up T.I. in jail? Lil Kim working on some diss sh*ts? WTF? LOL. D*mn, next week 'should' be f*cking crazy! It's too early to be laughing like this but I can't help it. On a serious note, though doggies, quote me, 'Rap-Up 2010' SUCKED! Skillz, WRAP-IT-UP! Other than that, doggies, enjoy all this wild a** weather. Let's go Jets!!!! --BB***

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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