Caption Diss: Ja Rule's Final Words...It's Murda? [Contest Prize]

Tuesday, Dec 21, 2010 11:55AM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, the loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to rock that Cap Diss crown and even win a goodie. Who's got next?

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Doggies, it took a minute but the good ol' Bulldog Butterworth managed to get a willing party to offer up a prize for this week's contest. Well, we'll get to that in a minute. This week's Cap Diss is truly special. Ja Rule. SMFH. D*mn, I know it's kinda bad to sh*t on a doggy when he's already in the gutter, but I truly believe this is all a joke. His decision to suddenly turn himself in and plead guilty to a gun charge? WTF? Not even gonna go down that C-Murder route and try to win? SMFH. Anyway, doggies, looks like Ja Rule's time as a free man is running short. Wonder what he could possibly have to say. Hmmmm...........................

LMFAO @Ray Urkel Hill. SMFH. That sh*t was not bananas but I laughed my a** off anyway. Argue it all you want, doggies, but that Thank Me Later is just barely sitting on platinum, and this is the doggy that was supposed to change the game? F*ck outta here. LOL. Can't fake though, he's rubbed up on Nicki Minaj more times than any other doggy I've seen. I guess he and Rihanna got more in common than we thought. LOL.


Aight doggies, so here's the routine. It's been a minute so let me just refreshen your memories. The doggies behind Twista's upcoming Mr. Immortality movie are offering a free copy of the DVD to the winner of this Caption Diss. (Ray Urkel, you in it to win it again, doggy?). Now the DVD comes out January 2011 but they may send out an early copy to the winner, still not sure on that, but bottom line is there's a prize involved. Peep the trailer:

Now, winners will be chosen based off the "best" Cap Diss sent to [email protected], so make sure to send them sh*ts there but also put them in Cap Diss so if I can manage to score some free time, I'll either co-sign or diss y'all's attempts. LOL. Y'all know the routine, think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section AND [email protected] by Monday, December 27th.

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