Caption Diss: Kanye West Flashes "Drunk & Hot Girls"?
Tuesday, Nov 2, 2010 2:30PM
For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, the loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to rock that Cap Diss crown AND wins a prize. Who run it?
[Editor Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]
LMFAO!!! WTF, doggies? Just when we thought Cassie and Rihanna were the best at snapping naked shots of themselves, turns out Kanye West caught feelings and decided to take in on the fun? SMFH. D*mn, to have seen Kanye West's manhood exposed BY HIMSELF actually sheltered me in last week (hence, the absence in Pulse Report comments). LOL. Well doggies, maybe this shot right here was his "training," huh? SMFH. I can't call it, what's this doggy doing/thinking? Hhmmmmm.....................?
LMFAO @IWishAN*ggaWould for making Mase a shook one last week. LOL. That sh*t was hard body funny. LOL. D*mn, everybody seemed to be taking a shot at the pastor, reverend or whatever you wanna call "Murda Mase." At the end of the day, doggy got plastered. LOL.
Doggies! Very proud to announce the first-ever (at least since the big "Bull" has been in here) contest for Caption Diss. Now, from what I've been told, this won't be a weekly thing right now, but SOHH looked out for us and got Mark Batty Publishers to agree to offer their Mike Schreiber book, "True Hip-Hop," to the winning Cap Diss participant. Take a peek at the prize:
Schreiber's world is one of randomly running into Redman on the street, going grocery shopping with Styles P, and inviting Slick Rick over to his apartment. Captured largely in black and white, True Hip-Hop spans over a decade of working with legendary names like Biz Markie, the Beastie Boys, Snoop Dogg, Nas, Lil Wayne, Young Jeezy and M.I.A. Many of the photographs are accompanied with Schreiber's stories about the shoots, revealing how he infuses the images with intimacy and integrity, sharing an aesthetic viewpoint that is refined yet undeniably honest in its raw and gritty tone. (Click here to read Schreiber's five reasons why consumers should go out and support the book).
^ Forget blogs doggies, this is the real deal. Now here's how to win, submit your Caption Diss in the comments AND send it in an e-mail to firstname.lastname@example.org Nothing more, nothing less. Just a suggestion, if you're gonna have 20 disses, just put them all in one e-mail. That's it, doggies. Submit your disses in the comments and via an e-mail and good luck. Y'all know the deadline, submit 'em by Monday, November 8th.
[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]