Pulse Report: G-Unit Pity Game's Crying, Jay-Z & Pusha T Trim Bush, Rihanna's Priceless Knockers

Friday, Nov 19, 2010 12:40PM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

In this week's Pulse Report, doggies, we roll with G-Unit as they wave good-bye to Game's career, co-sign Jay-Z and Pusha T putting George W. Bush on blast, question Rihanna's Playboy quest, and oh SOHH much more!

1. Kiss My A** Good-Bye

SMFH. Doggies, y'all know I f*ck with Game and really don't ride that G-Unit sh*t at all (even THOUGH Lloyd Banks' sh*t is gonna be straight fire) but he has officially reached the end of his career if y'all ask me. It's one thing to be bi-polar with an album out, but when you can't even get your sh*t together to the point where you got a hot a** single out and start begging to get back into G-Unit? SMFH. No bullsh*t, this is a FAIL in its purest form for Game b/c at this point, it ain't about a reunion or just making some hot songs together, it's DESPERATION. How many times now has Game either apologized or said he wanted to squash the bullsh*t and make a truce? SMFH. And how many times days/weeks afterward did he go in concert and say "F*CK G-UNIT!!!!"? Doggies, WTF?

"G-unit reunion might not EVER HAPPEN but NOBODY will EVER be able 2 say "GAME" didnt MAN UP when he had 2 & GO HARD when it was MY TIME !!! I KILLED A BRAND, A CLOTHING LINE & WENT AGAINST MY OWN RECORD LABEL & STILL WENT 5 TIMES PLATINUM !!! More FAMILY orientated now.... Got awoman, 3 beautiful kids... couple houses.. drove EVERY car & been around the world 5 times..."NOT BAD FOR A COMPTON N*GGA" & #ONMYMAMA G-UNIT will NEVER be the same unless its: @50cent @thegame @tonyyayo @youngbuckmarley & @lloydbanks ! #evenCurtisKNOWdat. & you can "RUN & TELL THAT, HOMEBOY & we'll see who's WHO & what's WHAT after the R.E.D. album drop."

^ SMFH. And here's another thing, how many more times is Game gonna say he destroyed the G-Unit brand? It's kinda like when Playaz Circle dropped that "Duffle Bag Boy" record and that's the only sh*t they get associated with. How many more references to that sh*t does Game gotta make? We get the point, Game. SMFH. Well, turns out we weren't the only ones thinking he was running his mouth:

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"I always catch wind of what's going on and somebody brought my attention to it, I saw it on Twitter but I don't really got too much negative to say about the situation because I've dedicated so much time to myself, to get somebody else attention due to negativity but what I can say is we did that dance already," Banks said in an interview with radio host Suava. "We did that dance where we formed the group G-Unit to establish ourselves as solo artists and I think it's time for us to pay 50 [Cent] back. It's reverse now. I'm out here trying to better myself as an individual so that when we do form the monster known as the group G-Unit, it'll be that much easier on us. So, if anything, that situation would be going backwards. It's too late to cry over spilled milk. I would be interested to see if those same attempts to reach out to 50 Cent would be happening if he had a number one record on the radio."

^ SMFH. Before we even get a chance to ignore all this sh*t, Game responds:

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"I saw what he said & it is what it is.. but I kno da REAL @lloydbanks , a kool n!gga.. who loyalty is wit 50 so I respect it. @50cent was a kool n*gga 2 but sh!t changes sometimes, I was put in a position & I chose 2 ride wit what I BELIEVED IN, don't REGRET SH*T !! TRUST and BELIEVE that @50cent @tonyyayo & @lloydbanks felt my WRATH when it was ON !!! If they say any different it aint REAL !!! But that sh!t was 2005 & now we comin up on 2011....... I'm GROWN, EGO out the doe & I'm 100% gone keep it REAL with YALL & MYSELF !!! G-unit reunion might not EVER HAPPEN but NOBODY will EVER be able 2 say "GAME" didnt MAN UP when he had 2 & GO HARD when it was MY TIME !!! I KILLED A BRAND, A CLOTHING LINE & WENT AGAINST MY OWN RECORD LABEL & STILL WENT 5 TIMES PLATINUM !!! More FAMILY orientated now.... Got a woman, 3 beautiful kids... couple houses.. drove EVERY car & been around the world 5 times..."NOT BAD FOR A COMPTON N*GGA" & #ONMYMAMA G-UNIT will NEVER be the same unless its: @50cent @thegame @tonyyayo @youngbuckmarley & @lloydbanks ! #evenCurtisKNOWdat. & you can "RUN & TELL THAT, HOMEBOY & we'll see who's WHO & what's WHAT after the R.E.D. album drop."

And the MOST irrelevant move SOHH made this week? SMFH. Asking Cassidy for his opinion on the sh*t. LOL!!!

Cassidy & G-Unit

"At the end of the day, 50 is a good dude and Game is a good dude and the reasons why they're beefing and going through what they're going through, I'm not sure about all the reasons for why they're beefing, but it would be a good thing," Cass added about a G-Unit reunion. "It would be a good thing if they could patch up their relationship, similar to Cam'ron and Jim Jones. You know, they could get back to making good music because they was good with each other. They were beneficial to each other and they sounded good together and it would be great if they could work together again. Even if Game doesn't become G-Unit again, it would be good to hear them on the record together and putting that negativity behind them."

^ Look doggies, here is what it boils down to. Game's career is definitely f*cked up. I have heard about pushbacks but it's looking like he's really in the sh*tter with this R.E.D. Album. It's going on 2011 and we still don't have release date? Y'all thought Young Jeezy's TM103 might be in danger, we've heard GARBAGE in the form of two wack-a** mixtapes Game put out and countless excuses for why the LP hasn't come out. SMFH. F*ck a reunion with 5-0 Cent, Game, you might need to reunite with Jimmy Iovine, doggy.

2. I Love Bush, The P*ssy Not President

F*ck George W. Bush and the horse he rode out on. LOL. Sorry doggies, I just wanted to say that for once in my life. LOL. Aight, so here's the deal. I kinda caught feelings last week over that bullsh*t that went down with Ye and Bush and the whole political sh*t that went with it but I'm more cooled off. Why? Simple, hip-hop SPOKE THE F*CK UP and decided to not let this bullsh*t go unnoticed. Even though my respect is based off what Jay-Z and Pusha T said, the biggest props go to Russell Simmons for keeping sh*t a 100, FIRST:

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"Your life story took a tough turn with the passing of your mother. Although we grieved with you, we never really knew how much pain you were in. We witnessed your moment at the MTV Music Awards and many of us dismissed it as, "oh that is just Kanye being Kanye." The hard part of all of this, is that we have all had moments in our lives that have been challenging, painful and hard to overcome, however most of us just hide our emotions and never deal with that inner struggle that we face on a daily basis. As an artist, Kanye, you have always looked inside for your inspiration... always exuding emotions that are in us, but that we never expose. That is what artistry is about... to look inside for what is unique. With your journey towards a higher level of consciousness, a journey that we all are on, you have shown through your art a commitment to greatness...With this power, as you know, comes great responsibility. I am saying nothing you haven't heard before. When you spoke about President Bush during the Katrina telethon, it was not the particulars of your words that mattered, it was the essence of a feeling of the insensitivity towards our communities that many of us have felt for far too long. It was the image of the president, our president, the President of the United States Of America, peering out the window of an airplane, as the people on the ground were drowning, that hurt us the most. For centuries, our people have relentlessly tread water as hard as they could to stay afloat, and here we were, literally drowning, and it felt like the president was insensitive. There is no need to apologize, Kanye. You spoke from your heart and that is all we will ever ask from you. Don't be afraid of the press, as your art is your blueprint, thanks to Jay-Z, your big brother, we will always carry our destiny in our own hands. You are are an artist whose art is masterful. You are a servant to this world who, no matter how hard it gets, keeps on giving. Giving gifts that inspire us, challenge us and motivate us to be better family and friends."

^ It's the weekend doggies, take a minute away from downloading illegal porn to your flash drives and read. No BOLDS for a reason. Russell pointed out some real sh*t and I agree, Ye doesn't owe anyone a d*mn apology. For the amount of sh*t that gets said and done on television on the regular and goes by without even a single mumble of apology or regret? F*ck out of here. Following Russ, Jigga brought some sh*t to light that we all felt:

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Bush's admission that West's Hurricane Katrina rant was the low point of his presidency struck Jay-Z as odd. "First, I find it strange, like everyone else should, that one of his lowest points was somebody talking about him," Jay-Z said of Kanye's infamous "George Bush doesn't care about black people" comment. "He's the president. People should insult him a lot. That's part of the job description." He went on to reiterate an excerpt from "Decoded" in which he talks about how the mishandling of the rescue/relief efforts after Hurricane Katrina affected him. "It didn't feel like a natural disaster; it felt like it was happening directly to blacks, and immediately those images of people in suits getting beaten, sprayed with hoses, beaten on the bridge at Selma, all these emotions were going on inside of us," Jay said. "Kanye really spoke what everyone else felt."

^ Hey Bush, what about 9/11 and your inability to find weapons of mass destruction? Hey Bush, what about that Hurricane Katrina disaster that destroyed New Orleans and the surrounding areas? Hey Bush, how about that 2004 Tsumnai? How about the Iraq war and sending thousands of kids to fight for oil? SMFH. Yeah, a celebrity speaking out against you was your lowest point, huh? SMFH. Pusha, speak for me big homie:

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"Me, I'm Pusha, I don't give a f*ck about what George W. Bush's lowest point was, ever. I don't care what he thinks," Pusha told SOHH. "And if Ye was his lowest point, then that says a lot about him. The president of the United States of America, I don't care how he feels emotionally. Listen man, people be getting it f*cked up, man, a lot of what's said comes from a very honest place and at the end of the day, if anything Ye said made Bush feel some type of way, then you sort of have to look at stuff in its whole perspective. You have to look in the mirror and say, 'What the f*ck was I doing wrong to make this guy say this and so many people agree with it?'"

NO COMMENT.......but I'ma give Bush the same face Jay gave Beyonce:

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^ 48 hours doggies, no prize this week but go in!

3. The Naked Eye

Now doggies, some of y'all might take this as a lead-in to Mrs. Butterworth but I want everybody's undivided attention and seriousness with this sh*t. Rihanna and Playboy Magazine? SMFH. No disrespect to the Rihanna fans out there but why the h*ll is she acting like she's too good for something that could be as artistic and positive than ever? Let's be honest, in these days and times, isn't everything we see in a magazine d*mn near naked if not see-through? For all of y'all that are confused at what I'm getting at right now, let me put y'all on to the business:

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RiRi revealed to Angie Martinez that she's been offered to pose for Playboy several times, but turned the magazine down. "I got a few offers to do Playboy actually. They want to pay you to be naked on the cover," she said. "If I'm gonna take my clothes off, it has to be in a classy way and my will, not a check. I wouldn't take any money to do that." But she does enjoy walking around nude when she's in the privacy of her home.

^ Yes, I know what the argument is, doggies. "She would be downgrading herself, she would being disrespecting her body." Really, doggies? Yeah, she's making hot music again but the fact of the matter is she's knocking something that would be as simple as what she's already done. Does not every little eight-year-old by now know that Rihanna has a nipple ring? Don't we all know she walks around naked with a Nike towel? SMFH. It's really bogus as h*ll that she can snub the art of showing your t*ts and a** in a magazine spread and think that it'll kill your career. WTF? I mean, d*mn, even some of her favorite people have co-signed showing off their naked a**es:

Cassie

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"The recent personal pictures that have been leaked on the internet of me were hacked and stolen out of my computer," a statement read. "These photos were obviously never intended for the world to see and it's sad that people would really take time to steal and post them, it's just evil. At the end of the day breasts are breasts, mine weren't the first you've seen and they won't be the last... people need to grow up. Let's move on."

Kanye West

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"I want the freedom of having less fans. It's like the freedom of having less money. If you have less money, you have less responsibility. It's like Bjork. If she wanted to pose naked, you'd be like, 'Oh, that's Bjork.' But if I wanted to pose naked, people would draw all type of things into it. I definitely feel like, in the next however many years, if I work out for two months, that I'll pose naked. I break every rule and mentality of hip-hop, of black culture, of American culture."

Erykah Badu

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Erykah Badu's official video for "Window Seat" is finally here. And homegirl strips down to nothing. And still kept it creative. Her album leaked as well and folks are loving it. Check out the vid. You feelin' it?

^ And doggies, if Rihanna is really worried about her album sales going in the sh*tter, LOL, peep the math:

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According to Nielsen SoundScan figures, the unwanted publicity served no purpose as far as Rihanna single sales figures are concerned. On the week ending May 3rd, she had 45,000 total downloads on songs by her or with her as a guest. The week ending May 10th, her numbers dropped to 44,000. For Cassie, just two days before the Rihanna pictures appeared, Cassie's own computer was hacked and topless photos of her hit the net. The next day, more explicit photos leaked, this time of Cassie fully unclothed. Still, Cassie's numbers stayed flat with 2,000 downloads both weeks.

^ The verdict? Stop bullsh*tting Rihanna and do the nasty, D*MN!

4. Mrs. Butterworth: Mandi Lynn

SMFH. Doggies, have I ever told y'all how much I love this section? LOL. And even though I don't always win your co-signs and sometimes get sh*tted on for going with chicks with big t*ts but no a** or vice-versa, I still respect everydoggy's thoughts and am glad I can give y'all another fatty girl to wet your whistles about on a weekly basis. LOL. Well, this week is unlike any other as we minimize the screens and/or turn the iPhone away from wifey as we scroll through this Mrs. Butterworth, Mandi Lynn.

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^ Funny sh*t is that Mandi actually reminds me of my ex-wifey from back in the day. But selfishness aside, the reason why I had to give Mandi the business is b/c she looks like my baby Rocsi Diaz from "106 & Park" ........ BUT with an a** and chest. Nothing spectacular, but enough that I can imagine what Rocsi would look like if she had the proper goods and drank that milk ... LOL ... on a regular basis. Mandi isn't this new age a** and t*ts galore, but just a chick who has enough to keep every doggy happy. Sorry doggies, use your imagination, Mandi ain't got clips for you to bookmark this week.

5. "STFU" Honors

Doggies, we're jumping right into it. LOL. For "Shut The F*ck Up" Honors, we got Yelawolf confusing weed for cigarettes, Nicki Minaj thinking she's been hot for a decade, Jay-Z really clowning himself thinking that "Takeover" defeated Nas' career-stopping response, Redman...SMFH....Redman and DMX just completely losing it on stage. Doggies, y'all already know how we do at this point of Pulse Report! LOL!!!

1. Yelawolf

YelaWolfWiz Khalifa

"It's unfortunate Wiz got locked up," Yelawolf explained to AllHipHop.com. "Its my homie. Its inevitable. That man smokes so much weed, he needs to move to Cali to live where its legal. He definitely shouldn't have been locked up for having weed or smoking weed. I mean he just smokes it, who gives a f**k. They need to let him go and drop that s**t."

2. Nicki Minaj

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"I speak about how the media has attempted to box me in and how that has made me feel suffocated. After years of being dragged thru the mud, I've mustered up the courage to re-define myself. I believe that I represent an entire generation. My fans have become my family and together we have become a movement. Get ready for it. We came to win."

3. Jay-Z

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It's been nine years and the great debate over Jay-Z vs. Nas still isn't over. Earlier today (November 15), Hov appeared on Peter Rosenberg and Cipha Sounds's podcast, "Juan Epstein," and during the interview, the Brooklyn legend said, despite popular opinion, that his 2001 diss record towards God's Son, "The Takeover" is better than Nasir's response track, "Ether." "I think in the history when we look back, and I don't mean no disrespect to Nas, I think when we look back it's not even close," he shared, adding, "I just think it was a better record."

4. Redman

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"I am a Wu-Tang member and Method Man, he been a Def Squad member way before I was a Wu member," Redman said. "I was like a Wu member but I wasn't official. But [Erick] Sermon made Meth a Def Squad member back in the day. I became a Wu member about 5 years ago. I am the 11th member of Wu."

5. DMX

"Y-O, Y-O in this b*tch, n*gga," X told a crowd of Arizona fans. "New York to AZ, New York to AZ, n*ggas must be crazy, f*ck Jay-Z! Ya heard? Ya heard? ... What do y'all think is the state of the rap industry right now? I mean, you know, I'm an artist so I kind of have bias views but I think most these n*ggas suck! I think they not only suck, but they suck d*ck! I mean, correct me if I'm wrong, we're real people. Most of us got jobs -- but you got these n*ggas talking about Bentleys, mansions and pool parties, we don't rock that sh*t son! So my take on it is, you got Patron in your cup? Good for you! You got a b*tch that wanna f*ck? Good for you! You sittin' on 24's? Good for you! You got Lamborghini doors? Good for you! Because at the end of the day? I ain't got that sh*t..."

^ LMFAO!!! Just some reality checks. First, Yela lost all my respect for trying to downplay Wiz's dumb a** tweeting about getting high after the show. Second, Nick hasn't even been around long enough for the "media" to have spent years dragging her through mud. Baby, you're not THAT hot. Third, Jay is my doggy but Nas murdered him with that response. JV to Varsity, big difference Jay. Fourth, Red? SMFH. Five years ago, huh? How come we didn't get the memo? Last, DMX? LMFAO!!!!!!

***Doggies, y'all gotta mind me for that George Bush sh*t, still tight over the bullsh*t agenda the media networks have trying to paint Kanye West as the bad doggy all the d*mn time. Anyway, call me crazy, but even though I went in on G-Unit/Game, I still think that there is going to be a collaboration one day, and I'm not talking Game/Young Buck. Far as Rihanna, yeah, we wanna some t*ts and save what a paint brush could do to your a** while Playboy is at it. LOL. Skipping Mrs. Butterworth and going to DMX.....LMFAO, "GOOD FOR YOUUUUUU!!!!" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Enjoy that turkey next week doggies. -BB***

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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