Columns: 5 Reasons Why You Should Buy "Trunk Muzik": "This Album Provokes Excessive Beer Drinking"
Thursday, Nov 25, 2010 3:33PM
[With this week's release of Trunk Muzik 0-60, Yelawolf gives you his Top 5 reasons to get you up and out to the record store.]
1. Lethal Weapon
The first reason you need to buy this album is because there's a sniper right above your house with a 12 gauge and a silencer. If you do not go out and buy this album, he is going to shoot you. So go out and buy this album, now!
2. Don't Drive But Drink
The second biggest reason why you need to go out and buy this is because it provokes crashing, raging and excessive beer drinking. This album can also make you go for a Jack Daniels whiskey, maybe a shot or two, and then you gotta have a six pack of Coors Light. Budweiser is also cool to drink with my music. No foreign beers are allowed.
Third reason why you should go out and buy my album is because if you got somebody you don't like, throw it in their car and it'll blow their speakers so that they have to turn it off. The best song to do this with is "Trunk Muzik," the final song. This is the genius of super hot beats. It's the 808, mad man himself.
4. Return of the Rebel
Fourth biggest reason why you should go and buy this album is simply because you don't give a f*ck what people think. You're a rebel. You go out and play this sh*t with your windows down, you hang out the side of your car, especially ladies and you throw your middle finger out the side of the window. I'm just honest when it comes to what you hear from me. I grew up around rock stars. My mom was 15 when I was born. It's something that's a part of my life. Rebellion, growing up as a skateboarder. When I would do shows in ATL, people would wear helmets. I love the energy of rebel music.
5. My Mama Will Knock You Out
The last reason why you should buy my album is because my mama said so. I'm a mama's boy and so everything I went through was because of her crazy a**. When I say it's because my momma said so, you can follow her on Twitter and see so yourself. I love my mom and I do this for her too.
You Decide. Will you buy Trunk Muzik 0-60?
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Check out some records from the album below: