Pulse Report: It's A Bird, It's a Plane, It's T.I.!, Kanye West Vs. Best/Worst Leaked Nudie Pics, Shyne's Last Call

Friday, Oct 15, 2010 12:15PM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

In this week's Pulse Report, doggies, we pity T.I.'s last-minute Superman publicity stunt, see how Kanye West's alleged nude pictures landed in the Top 3 Best/Worst celebrity naked leaks, say good-bye to Shyne and oh SOHH much more!

1. Welcome To Oz

Doggies, doggies, doggies. What will it take before we can finally get T.I. to admit that he was wrong and that his a** is going back to jail for another year and some change, minus whatever good behavior and halfway house treatment he can get? I am honestly sick and tired of seeing these situations. Remember Tony Yayo getting out of jail then violating his parole for using a FAKE PASSPORT and having to do another 8 months in the bing? What about Gucci Mane? Say what the h*ll you want, but how do you get out of jail and then end up having to do time on a parole violation too? SMFH. Bottom line, I'm writing this knowing that doggy is due up in court and will probably get punished for getting busted on some parole violations last September. We don't need to get into the specifics right now, but instead, let's take a look at what has to be the single most wack a** publicity stunt I have ever read about in my life, doggies. SMFH. Saving a man from jumping off an Atlanta building 72 hours before you're due in court, T.I., really doggy? Check it out:

Investigators sent in a hostage negotiator to help talk the man down. Atlanta police said T.I., whose real name is Clifford Harris, was in the area and stopped by the scene to see if he could help. Police took a message from T.I. to the man on the roof, saying the rapper was downstairs and wanted to talk to him. According to police, the would-be jumper got down from the roof and walked down to the lobby, where he talked to T.I. for a few minutes.

^ SMFH. Let me get this straight. A doggy wants to off himself, ALLEGEDLY, and goes to the top of a building. T.I. just HAPPENS to be familiar with the situation/around the area and decided to get involved. A trained negotiator does NOT work so T.I. is asked to get involved? SMFH. Not only does he get involved, but he convinces this doggy that he shouldn't jump and is the hero of the day? Let's not bullsh*t doggies, this was a big event if only we could believe it. Bullsh*t is written all over this if y'all ask me. But we can let T.I. explain it:

"I'm not taking any credit," T.I. said in an interview with radio host Ryan Cameron. "It could have been resolved in another way. The fact of the matter is God put me in a position, and put in my spirit to be in the position to help, and I can't take any credit for that...I didn't wake up this morning with the intentions of going down and helping hostage negotiators talk someone down off a ledge. I don't think that could be in anyone's plan of action. I don't expect this to have any different impact on any of my circumstances. That wasn't my motivation."

^ SMFH. Now don't get sh*t twisted doggies. We all still f*ck with T.I. but come the h*ll on, are we supposed to really believe this act of "heroism"? I would LIKE to but in that case, we probably wouldn't have found interest in talking about it in Pulse Report, right? Bottom line? Too d*mn little and too d*mn late. I don't care if he supposedly listened to the radio and felt encouraged to come down and help, this is just too big of a publicity stunt. Sure, T.I. can deny it all he wants and call it an act of God, but just like Eminem got the a** face at the MTV Movie Awards in 2009, T.I. is trying to pull this off. D*mn, T.I., has it really come down to this? We all know what is next, jail bars and nothing/nobody can change that. Now maybe if T.I. teaches classes in jail and mediates some suicide prevention meetings in the pen, well, d*mn, MAYBE his time will lessen. And while we're at it, let me get this straight, if he was arrested in LA on drug charges, violated his Atlanta probation on multiple accounts, isn't his a** going to do time, for certain? SMFH.

2. The Naked Truth

SMFH. Kanye, Kanye, Kanye. What the h*ll, doggy? There are some rumors/gossip that are just too strange to ignore. Granted, I remember when there was that talk about Kanye and Amber Rose getting married and obviously that was a bust but this sh*t right herrrre? LOL!!!

Kanye West (Nude Photos)Sex, Cameras, And Hip Hop

Kanye West has been embarrassingly caught with his pants down in a nude photo scandal, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned. The self-snapped pictures of the music icon, showing his private parts, were reportedly sent to a number of women, and are now for sale and being shopped to various media outlets. RadarOnline.com has seen the two images - both of which leave little to the imagination. One image shows a nude Kanye from the chest up, wearing sunglasses and a gold chain, while the second photo shows the singer's genitals provocatively exposed from his boxer briefs. "These pics have been floating around since he hit so many girls up on MySpace," according to the source of the images. "He probably sent them to many, many women."

^ LOL. In honor of this disturbing news, I decided to name the Top 3 biggests WINS/FAILS in leaked nude photo history. Enjoy, doggies:

WINS

1. Cassie

Cassie (Stolen Pic)Kanye West

2. Rihanna

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3. Vida Guerra

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FAILS

1. Trina

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2. Benzino

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3. Greg Oden

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^ LMFAO!!! D*mn, that came out better than I thought. And FYI, I had links to the pics and descriptions at first but had to take them out. Politics, doggies.

3. 100 Percent Real...Dumb A**

Doggies, there comes a time in every doggy's life where he/she has to just look at something and admit they were wrong. Even though I'm not gonna take back my stance on Shyne being the "realest" doggy out, I will admit that he has proven to not only us but Def Jam that he's a certified dumb a**. We got behind him when his a** got deported to Belize. Then we kinda tried to deal with his sucky a** voice. We applauded when doggy announced his signing to Def Jam. We laughed at his wack a** diss songs going at 5-0 Cent and Ricky Rossy. But now, after all the bullsh*t, we get...MORE BULLSH*T? WTF??? Y'all break this down for me and good looks @sohh/sohhdotcom for getting the exclusive. Good look.

ShyneDef Jam

"I'm definitely trying to get with Cash Money but the Def Jam thing is a question mark right now," Shyne told SOHH. "I've been fixing to get up out of there for a while now because [Island Def Jam CEO] L.A. Reid don't care about hip-hop. The people up there, they don't know what they're doing. When you don't have a strong leader, where you gonna go? ... They don't care about hip-hop music. You give them a hip-hop record with an R&B singer, you "might" have a chance. They don't care. You got The Roots, Ghostface, Nas, probably the best hip-hop roster you could imagine and they do nothing. L.A. Reid doesn't want nothing to do with rappers -- it's nothing personal, I don't have nothing personal with dude but he makes it known he doesn't care about hip-hop. So I'm really interested in seeing who's gonna replace him. Because I know he's been replaced -- so I wanna find out who's gonna take his spot before I decide what I'm gonna do with Def Jam...The music that we make is responsible for pop, R&B, everything that's jumping right now.........They gotta care about [what we've done] the way Jimmy Iovine cares about that, the way Lyor Cohen cares about that...I'm definitely not gonna scrap everything I recorded. I put in so much, I've come so far. From the first record I did when I got out to the new records I've done while going to all these different countries, I ain't scrapping nothing. I paid for that. I'm not signed to Def Jam anyway, I just need to find another distributor. I might just have Cash Money do everything. Who knows? That's the beauty about being in the business for yourself. You can decide where you want to go and what you want to do."

^ LMFAO!!!! WTF?? Personally, I don't know and have never even met L.A. Reid, but going to the extent that Shyne goes right here? WTF??? What is this doggy talking about, doggies? I mean, the Cash Money Records bullsh*t sounds nothing more than bullsh*t, but b*tching like this? Since when is it cool for grown doggies to b*tch and moan about deals THEY agreed to? If I recall correctly, didn't this doggy say what an honor it was to do the deal with L.A. Reid? SMFH. Shyne has placed himself in a box that, truth be told, he may really be buried alive in. Much like the effect 5-0 Cent had on me over the course of 3 albums, Shyne has done the same in a matter of months. Each month this dumb a** doggy said some sh*t that just had me turned off even more. I can't vouch for him anymore and it's sad. After all this time, no one gives a d*mn about you. Not Def Jam. Not Diddy. Not the fans. No one. Shyne is a lost cause and he has no one to blame but himself. Change your flow up, start dissing/beefing, get clowned by the biggest clown 5-0 on camera and just put out nothing worthy of even belonging in my Deleted Messages folder. SMFH. Shyne is done. Plain and simple.

4. Mrs. Butterworth: Lia Cha

Doggies, doggies, doggies. From @xxplosive to @Clo-Fresh, y'all have been tuning in to the Mrs. Butterworth for a minute so I figure we stop going just black, white and latina. I don't know about y'all, but it's time for something that we haven't seen before. Something that will make y'all want to either refresh the page or scroll down two times slower than usual. But what chick could make us do that? Sure, Amber Rose and a few other Dynasty Series girls are hot, but who is on FIRE? F*ck just making it PG-13, we need a woman in here that begs to be Rated-R, and we ain't talking about Rihanna. Doggies, I now present to y'all the hottest thing y'all have seen thus far, Lia Cha.

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^ Hot d*mn!!! Now I DARE any doggy in here to name a former Mrs. Butterworth that can top THIS week. We got a front, back, and side to side that deserves its own place on a KFC menu. LOL. As always, y'all know I gotcha on the moving visual tip. LOL. Enjoy you perverted a** doggies!

Sugababz premiere episode feat: Ashley Logan a.k.a "The Backshot Queen" from Industrymuscle on Vimeo.

SEXY LIA CHA from WEDONTGIVEAWHAT on Vimeo.

^ D*MN!!!

5. "STFU" Honors

LMFAO!!! D*mn doggies, let me see if I can wrap these clowns up in one long a** sentence. Ready? This week, we got problems in ITT, a rapper thinking his platinum-selling boss isn't expecting his a** to sell UNITS, a no-name rapper defending a lame-a** rapper, see why co-signing rappers in the game is not a good look and wonder why the h*ll we don't want an extended drill. LOL.

1. Miami Police

jay-z-miami-poster-2010-10-07-300x300.jpgPolice Tape

"It was something that was inadvertently done," the Miami Police Department's Officer Kenia Reyes tells EW. "It was a mistake." Reyes blamed the mix-up on the Miami PD's computer department and declined to comment further.

2. J. Cole

J. ColeJay-Z

"Nah, they're not the same. I don't have a fear of not delivering, I know I'm going to deliver, and I don't have a fear of sales because - I wouldn't call it a fear of sales because I don't place that much emphasis on the sales, but I definitely have an excitement over the sales. I want to sell a godrillion. But I'm not scared I'm going sell 10,000 records. I'm not afraid of that."

3. Roscoe Dash

Roscoe DashYung Berg

"Yung Berg actually gave me one of the hottest songs I've [ever] recorded. It's called "Put It On You" and it's with Berg and Dawn from Dirty Money. I'm gonna put it on my next album, it's that next level Roscoe Dash." When asked if he felt any skepticism about working with the fail-frequent rapper, Dash showed no doubt. "If somebody makes good music, they make good music. Even if you don't like Yung Berg, you can't deny good music. All that other stuff is nonsense, man. People let the littlest things destroy their perception of somebody and that's not me."

4. Pharrell Williams

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"Game is one of the most underrated emcees in the game," Pharrell said in an interview. "Pun intended. He is, he is. I mean the things that that kid says? [He's a problem,] he really is man. West Coast mentality with an East Coast understanding. He's just, he's a quintessential emcee. I'm sorry, he's one of the best. Just because he is."

5. Nelly

Nelly (Models)Video Vixen

"We talked about doing Tip Drill: The Movie," Nelly revealed in an interview with DJ Vlad. "Who knows. Tip Drill: The Movie. [laughs] We got something, we got something...It's just something along those lines of trying to come up with something that's a little bit creative and like I said again, everybody's not gonna love it. It goes hand in hand, man. You can't tell me I'm like 'this,' when you don't even know me."

***LOL, yeah doggies! Another one and done run down for Pulse Report. Y'all had to hold things down with Berger head in Caption Diss, but d*mn, I got a hunch that there's about to be an overload of wild sh*t going down in hip-hop. We already see Shyne popping off, almost a year since his a** got released and he clearly has done nothing. SMFH. Far as those leaked pics? LOL! Kanye, WTF? By the time this goes up, T.I. will probably have pleaded his innocence and a sentencing date will be announced in December/January, huh? SMFH. Politics as usual doggies. Aight, it's the weekend and y'all already know Lia Cha is in your bookmarks! LOL! Keep it spongy doggies! -BB***

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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