Caption Diss: Dear Def Jam, How The H*ll Did My Sales Drop 50 Percent?
Tuesday, Aug 3, 2010 12:40PM
For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, the loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to kick back with that SOHH Cap Diss crown for a week. Anybody feeling bullet proof?
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SMFH. I quit, f*ck this rap sales sh*t. No f*cking joke. How the H*LL did Rick Ross' Teflon Don take a 5-0 perCENT drop going into his second week. Has anybody listened to that album? Sh*t has CLASSICS on there. The Kanye West sh*t, the Jay-Z sh*t, f*ck, even T.I. spit some respectable bars on Teflon Don but then d*mn, you drop from 176K to 60K, Rossy?
I'll admit, I might be the first to say that I don't know sh*t about second, third, fourth-week drops in sales, but WTF doggies, is a 50-60 percent drop normal for all albums? I'm starting to wonder if Def Jam may HAVE copped a few thousand copies and wrote them off on their tax returns as giveaways. D*mn, wonder what Ross is jotting down here. Or f*ck it, what about what Gunplay is thinking in the back? Hmmmmmmmm...........
LMFAO!!! Some of y'all doggies went IN on Foxy Brown last week, I saw you @Justice, definitely gotta applaud y'all but it looks like @sohhdotcom went with @TreeBaaBaa for the "W." LMFAO. Sh*t, I can't lie, that is pretty funny. Now all you doggies ice grilling b/c of the simple "Ain't No" substitution, well sh*t, it just goes to show you that some things aren't as complex as they seem, doggies. LOL. No bullsh*t, congrats on that, even though my "F*ck Jay and Russell, I got my own DEAF JAM!" should have won this sh*t by a landslide, I'll pay homage. Respect @TreeBaaBaa. Rep that sh*t hard doggy.
Aight doggies, we go through this week in and week out but before we wrap this sh*t up, let's be clear. Whether y'all f*ck with him or not, Ross' Teflon Don is album of the year right now. Name three contenders besides Recovery and don't even TINK TINK about trying to mention Drake's over-hyped a** Thank Me Later sh*t. LOL. Aight, enough of the bullsh*t, y'all know the routine doggies, think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and post 'em in the comments section by Monday, August 9th.
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