Caption Diss: 50 Cent Is A Gray-Haired, Grumpy Old Man

Tuesday, Aug 31, 2010 12:05PM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, the loyal doggies, a chance to capture the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to rock that Cap Diss crown for seven days. Who's got next?

[Editor Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]

LMFAO. 5-0 Cent does not even know when to stop, doggies, does he? SMFH. Turns out in addition to posting a G-Unit Clothing Clearance Sale amount of Twitter disses on his account, 5-0 is now getting into the spirit of taking more photos? From a cracked, smoked-out dope fiend look to him rocking dreads for that Things Fall Apart flick, looks like the former Forbes Cash King is trying his hand at seniority, literally. Old, gray-haired and looking grumpy as h*ll, huh doggies? D*mn, I can't call it, what's going on with this doggy? Hhhmmm...............

On a lighter note, LMFAO @xxplosive1, guess the powers that be @sohhdotcom got the Blu-Rays of Last Dragon on LOCK b/c I had to YouTube this Cap Diss to get the joke. LOL. Sure enough, I feel like a dumb a** for not catching on, which in turn, ended up with my "Lights Out" getting snubbed for the winning Cap. So congrats @xxplosive. On a side note doggies, word is @sohhdotcom is going to start putting Cap Diss and winning Cap Disses on the homepage sooner than later. So stay tuned for that.

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Aight doggies, looks like 5-0 already beat us to the punch with this photo but it's never too late to get our own disses on doggy. 5-0 creating Formula Viagra? What about this being 5-0's long-lost father? LOL. Y'all know the routine, think 'em, ink 'em and post 'em in the comments section by Monday, September 6th.

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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