Pulse Report: 50 Cent Angers Many Men, Game Cuts Family Ties, Rick Ross & Young Jeezy Are Phoney-Baloney
Friday, Aug 13, 2010 11:30AM
In this week's Pulse Report, doggies, we're gonna find out why 50 Cent may not be selling records but is stirring up comedy, analyze why Game, Gucci Mane and Nelly are cutting loose family ties, see how come Def Jam's producing phoney-baloney stunts and oh SOHH much more!
1. Comedy Central
5-0 Cent has done the unthinkable, doggies. It's true. This "G-Unit Soldier" has actually won my attention in a positive way this week and it was for something that I normally clown him for: DISSING. Now don't get it twisted doggies, I ain't gonna be going to any Ecko Clearance Deal events this summer trying to get 75 percent off G-Unit gear, but I am gonna let my slick talk rest for Pulse Report this week and highlight why 5-0 might actually be rap's Eddie Murphy, tranny accusations and all. While most doggies were unaware of this, seems like 5-0's latest "victim" had some choice words for him. Could Fat Joe really be ready to squash his problems with this doggy and do something positive for rap?
"When he did that first interview dissing Fat Joe with you [Sway], with the candlelights and all that, he lied," Joe said in an interview. "When he said no one knows Fat Joe in Africa, I saw that interview from Africa and I had 70,000 people out there. There isn't a country I ain't touch in Africa...You talk about album sales -- he went from selling 10 million albums to not even going gold this last album. So, he lost nine-and-a-half-million fans in four years. I don't really trip off him...The latest one he's going at: Puff Daddy. He has beef with Jadakiss, he has beef with Cam'ron. Anybody we consider dope in New York, he has went at them. There ain't nobody he ain't touch. Fat Joe ain't out here trying to battle-rap everybody in the world."
Even though Joe is probably over-hyping things up a bit, you can't fake, this doggy is dead on point with the accusations he's making. The deflation of 5-0's sales? How he really started all the New York beefs, minus Jay-Z and Nas, and got beef to become something that should be marketed and promoted like Def Jam is doing right now with Young Jeezy and Rick Ross? SMFH. Whether y'all mess with him or not, 5-0 has gone over-the-top in trying to cash-in on something bogus like beefing with Jay-Z and Diddy. But that wasn't the best part from Joe's interview. Turns out Joe wants to lock himself in a bathroom with 5-0? LMFAO!!!
"The day 50 Cent want to lock up with me in a bathroom and do this like men, we can hug each other and keep it moving the day after that," Joe said. The MC later mused, "I would love to be in an airport, we bump into each other, we go in the men's room, best man wins, that's it."
LMFAO!!! ".....lock up with me in a bathroom and do this like men.....best man wins..." LMFAO!!! Listen doggies, as someone from the Bronx, New York, let me say this, there was NOTHING gangster about what Joe said right there. No matter how much of that grown man bullsh*t he wants to try and convey to y'all, that was suspect as h*ll. The fact that 5-0 ruffled his feathers THAT much makes me respect doggy's beef-motivated games. His best game this week though?
"I'd like to speak with Shyne," Fif said while recording the session from an office desk. "My name is Sean, I'm right out on Radio One. I called right after Tim Westwood. I'd like to speak with Shyne. Yeah my question, is this Shyne? What's up, man. Everything's good. I was just wondering what is your real issue with 50? ... The 50 sh*t with Shyne, I think that sh*t is a hoax! I think it's the way you try to gain attention in some ways because the n*gga ain't been f*cking with you for 15 years. You've been gone for 10 years so you couldn't have had no issues. Shut up n*gga! Shut up n*gga! Shut up, you're on a f*cking island! You can't go to war from a f*cking island! Shut the f*ck up! Shut up! F*ck Shyne! F*ck Def Jam! F*ck everybody! I don't care you went to jail! I hope you got raped by a pack of n*ggas!"
^ For all y'all doggies who can't watch the video, turns out 5-0 decided to call-in to Shyne's Def Jam conference meeting on Wednesday and he went OFF on him. Now y'all remember what I said about believing Shyne is the "realest rapper alive" right now, right? LMFAO. Well, 5-0 really sonned this doggy and made him look like a sucker. Say what y'all want, but that sh*t was HILARIOUS! Not only did 5-0 make Shyne look like a chump, but he d*mn near had doggy more confused than virgins on prom night. LOL. It doesn't look like 5-0 is planning on stopping these types of sh*ts either, kinda funny though that after Ross' Teflon Don hit No. 2 on the Sound Scan that 5-0 was quiet as h*ll, right doggies? Whatever y'all want to say, say it, b/c for this week, 5-0 has earned my attention and actually held sh*t down. Making Fat Joe get suspect in an interview? Confusing Shyne's dumb a** during his own conference call? LMFAO. Moving on, doggies.
2. For Da Fam
Doggies, call up your mothers, brothers, fathers and sisters right about now and tell them that you love them. Because from the past seven days, I have come to see having friends really doesn't amount to sh*t for rappers. I don't even know where to start to be honest. Seems like everyday had an "ex-associate" or even a family member calling out their former peeps. Game and Big Fase/Taylor Family? D*mn.....
"AYE, i gotta confession to make: F%$K FAMILY !!! from the bottom of my heart. Y'all think yall gone run me dry.... hit ya#brakelights hoe," he wrote Monday (August 9) evening.
"Aint gotta piece of lint for you."
"QUESTION: how many of my "FAMILY" members came to see me when I was in the hospital all shot up ? THE ANSWER: 0."
Game's Half-Brother Fase Says...
"F*CK A N*GGGA WHO DO A SONG ABOUT HIS SISTER LIFE WITHOUT HER BLESSING, BUT WONT HELP HER WHEN SHE REACHES OUT DOIN BAD."
"THIS AINT ABOUT NO F*CKIN 'BRAKELIGHTS"...ITS ABOUT THE TAYLOR FAMILY AND THE FAMILY MEMBER WHO GOT $ AND LEFT EVERYBODY BEHIND..MOM/DAD.ALL."
Waka Flocka Flame Says...
"I don't think it's no split. We couldn't meet each other on a business level -- or a personal level," Flocka told radio host DJ Drama. "Whatever the level is, I don't know. I'm going this way and [he's] going that way and we both killin' these folk. That's just what it is...Ain't no drama. Don't ever think it's just like, 'Ey, let's get [him]' ... Don't ever think I'm [going] to ride on him with another person. Let's make that super clear."
Gucci Mane Does...
"This is what happened," radio host A Plus told listeners. "We're about 30 seconds from going back on the air and what we do behind the scenes, we prep our interviews and let them know, 'Hey this is what we're gonna go over' and I told him what we were going to talk about. One of those topics was Waka Flocka -- mind you people, this is stuff off the air and I asked Gucci if it was cool to talk about it and his immediate manager pulls him out the studio. Mind you, this is ten seconds before we go back on the air. That's unprofessional. You don't yank anybody off the air like that when we're about to go on the air...That's your hero people, that's your guy. I don't know, I don't know how to feel...I'm the nice guy, you stepped on a nice guy, Gucci. Come on man, I don't understand that."
Slo Down Says...
"I might f*ck around and get emotional talkin' about all how that money was getting' split up, sh*t was crazy," he said. "N*ggas was eatin' and I wasn't one of them n*ggas. I was snackin'... I was lunchin', havin' lunch every now and then, and n*ggas was havin' four course meals and ain't have sh*t to do with sh*t...Whatever we did Nelly got half of that sh*t, and the rest of the group split that up...And when it came to splitting the money I wasn't part of the rest of the group...I ain't write no lyrics or nuthin but...I brought more to the stage show, [and] to the image."
Nelly Laughs & Says...
"I wish I could have made ova a half a mill dollars for just wearing a mask on stage!!!!!loldammm," he wrote earlier this week.
"hate ungratefulness pimp!u don't write!don't rap!!u don't even stay in the studio till the song is done!still make a halfmil"
D*mn doggies, sometimes sh*t can get a bit sticky and even though there may be disgruntled persons in your camp/family, you gotta grit down and handle business affairs behind the scenes. In Game's particular case, doggy is right and he shouldn't feel that responsibility to break every last person off in his family. Funny how Game's mother hasn't come out or even his sister that he just found a few years ago on MySpace and have called him out in interviews, but yet it's Big Fase? STFU! Game is a grown man with two, three kids now and has his own responsibilities.
Now as far as Gucci Mane and Waka Flocka? Waka Flocka messed up and he knows it. Even though I'll probably never get the luxury of sitting down and interviewing a doggy I can already tell you that the first thing any blogger/reporter wants to know about is the controversial sh*t. Hands down. Yeah, doggies might try to bury it in their list of questions but when it gets answered? THAT'S THE FOCUS! While some of y'all might call Gucci Mane's runandgotellthat move a b*tch move, well, I beg to differ. Yeah it was done a bit dirty but the fact that the DJ already had it planted in his head, on or off the record, Gucci couldn't take that chance. Don't even allow yourself to get caught up in the bullsh*t.
With Nelly and Slo Down? ..................... LMFAO! Nelly, keep doing your thing derrrrty and tell Slo Down to call up Chingy. LOL!!!
3. Def Comedy Jam
Now what happens when bloggers start saying Def Jam bought a grip of Teflon Don LP's, which might account for that big drop last week in sales, and Young Jeezy is struggling, promoting the same album he was supposed to drop in July 2009? Well, doggies, if you think like a Butterworth, then you must agree that f*ckery lies ahead. In what form? Only the best form that exists in rap.
I gotta tell y'all something, when this stunt came out...well, nah, we'll start from the jump. The beef got started with Jeezy's "Real Blowing Money Fast" record but then got sticky after he put out "Death B4 Dishonor":
"How you blowin' money fast? You don't know the crew / Are you part of the fam? Sh*t, I never knew / Y'all was supposed to make it hard, this is easy, h*e / "Pull up in that triple white," I think I'm Jeezy, h*e." When leaked to media today, Def Jam employees referred to the song as "the most controversial record of this year," although no formal confirmation of the diss has been made. Although Ross' name is never mentioned, many speculate that Jeezy is confronting his Def Jam label-mate.
^ LMFAO!!! The "most controversial record of this year." LMFAO. Yeah, I think Eminem's wack a** "Love the Way You Lie" caught more controversy than that, Def Jam. LOL. Eager and ready to cock back, turns out Rick Ross' boy, Torch, stepped up to get at Jeezy:
"#JeezyWhyUMad GUCCI went in Jail Hotter Than U Kame Home & He Still Hotter Than U & Now His lil Nikka Waka Hotter in the Streetz than U2."
"#JeezyWhyUMad Sneak Dissing the Only way U Kan Be Relevant out here?? #Hating4Sukka's!!!"
^ LMFAO!!!! "Gucci went in jail hotter than you, came home and he's still hotter than you now his little Waka Flocka hotter than you in the streets." LMFAO!!!! D*mmmmmn!!!!!! Call him a hype man or not, doggy went in! LMFAO!!!! Of course, playing the innocent role, Jeezy denies taking part in any beef:
"It's not a dis," Jeezy said in an interview. "First of all, I'm not gonna get nothing out of dissing that guy. That's one. What am I gonna get out of dissing him? I think sometimes people can read into things too deep. They trippin', man. They crazy out there. Basically, if homie takes that as a dis, he's insecure...Subliminals, for what? ... What's understood ain't gotta be said. I didn't think people would take the record like that."
Rick Ross goes at Young Jeezy, or someone from Cleveland, on a new track called "The Summa's Mine." While no direct references to Jeezy are made, it comes right after the Snowman released his supposed diss track "Death B4 Dishonor," later saying it wasn't a shot at his labelmate. Rozay calls his opponent "pathetic," "f**k boy," and "water boy," among other not-so-nice names. "Look what you made me do," he tweeted.
Putting all this to rest, I gotta let y'all in to what my homie Illseed said b/c I heard the same sh*t too...sorry doggies, this beef is FAKE!
Mannnnnnnn! I got some serious intel on this new "beef" with Young Jeezy and Rick Ross! Basically, people are alleging that the whole thing is a very simple fiasco constructed by the POWERS THAT BE. Now, news flash...people inside say its fabricated to create a nice buzz to sell records for both men. Also, this acts as a launch pad for Jeezy's new mixtape, source's say. Who knows, like I said before the last time Jeezy sent a shot towards Rick Ross, Def Jam put the kiBOSH on it. This time, they are saying Def Jam is going to let this go a bit to set Jeezy's album up better. And, on the flip side, they want to try to push Ross to platinum. Who knows? As long as we get some good music, I'm straight. Its not like this going to be a lyrical battle or anything.
SMFH......the only reason why this didn't go into the previous post, doggies, is simply b/c I don't have time for fakeness. The mere fact that Def Jam is trying to cash in on both of their low-buzzes is not only disturbing but makes me wonder what happens from here? Juelz Santana has to Twitter Beef w/ Fabolous? Jadakiss throws a shot at Sheek Louch now that he needs a single for his Def Jam debut? SMFH. It's on y'all doggies, are y'all still falling for this weak attempt or can y'all see past the Matrix?
4. Mrs. Butterworth: Marin Marie Foster
Sometimes doggies, you wish you were single and sometimes you wish you were married to about 10 video vixens all at once. Funny, one of y'all suggested an eye candy for the women readers.........LMFAO!..........sorry, not happening. But to all the doggies out there and, Les-Bi-Honest who mess with this new section, this is a nice little treat for you. Something to help top off your jump into the weekend, Miss Marin Marie Foster:
No video(s) for this Mrs. Butterworth, doggies. But if any of y'all can find some, PLEASE post in the comments section. Otherwise, it's eye candy at its best.
5. "STFU" Honors
Now some of y'all who have been messing with the doggy over the past few months KNOWS I go in when it comes to calling out rappers and their wild "SHUT THE F*CK UP" remarks in interviews, tweets, etc.......and even though we do a 1-5 drop-down list, I couldn't resist doggies. One doggy set off the ticking b-o-m-b in my head and I think y'all will respect my decision to choose one and only one worthy candidate for this week's selection. Since being a small pup to growing into an even more annoying pup without ever becoming a legit dog, this doggy has run his mouth, played an R&B chick, got played by a video vixen, got his a** whooped in Madden, released bad movies and..yes doggies.....has released NO ALBUM since signing to Cash Money Records last year. I present to y'all, doggies, this week's "STFU" Honors winner, LIL BOW WOW:
People always quick to say " Bow wow never be in columbus, or i never see em" who said i have to broadcast everytime i go home. When i go back to columbus which is often, i go for family. I chill out to get away from the lime light and spend time with my love ones. If your sitting at home with your homeboys what are you accomplishing? answer... NOTHING! I'm on the road busting my a** not only for myself but for my town. Understand that i do this for ohio. I'm proud to be an ohio'n. I just want to be the walking billboard for all young males and females of ohio and all around the world that want to make it and live out a dream. I was born at Grant hospital in Columbus,ohio. Even though people don't see me as much, its because i'm trying so hard to get us on the map! You can't do that by sitting at home. You have to get out here and work. Ever since Lebron left i feel like its up to me, Kid cudi, Chip the ripper and others to bring Ohio to the main stream. Ohio its our time. When Lottery Ticket drops Aug 20th in every theater across America, Know that's us. Somebody from the town made it, A kid from ohio made it to the mainstream. I want yall to look at me and say.. "well if Bow can do it i can to" Who ever thought a boy from yall city would be filming with Tyler Perry, Forris Whitaker , etc... THATS BIG! im proud to represent OHIO. Come August 20th, we will be officially back on the map. I will step up and continue to do the things that will able us to compete with other big markets. Lets do this collectively. Together we can be on a whole nother level. Buckeye state for life. Cincy Cleveland Columbus Youngstown Toledo Dayton all over lets go chase the dream!
Love, Shad "Bow wow" Moss YMCMB
***D*mn doggies, what is going on in this rap sh*t these days? When has it ever been cool to diss your ex-homedoggy and just go on the record about problems you have/had with them? I just don't get it, AT ALL. Maybe it's just me, but can anyone name an incident in which tattle-telling or just coming out and making all these accusations, real or fake, has ever paid off? I mean, d*mn, even Kat Stacks disappeared after being the hottest "thing" on the Internet last winter. SMFH. Who knows, maybe this just separates the mice from the doggies, b/c at this rate, we're just waiting on Mobb Deep, Drake and Lil Wayne and 50 Cent and Tony Yayo to go off at one another. Y'all already know doggies, it's a Friday and it's time to get the sh*t talking started in the comments or try to find some Marin Marie Foster videos ASAP. LOL! Enjoy the weekend, doggies! -BB***
[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]