Pulse Report: Game Crushes Kat Stacks' A**, Diddy Faces B.I.G. Problems, Amber Rose Tackles Some Bush
Friday, Jul 9, 2010 4:55PM
In this week's Pulse Report, doggies, we're gonna take that a** back seven days and look at Game literally crush Kat Stacks' a**, watch Diddy crumble under the ghost of Christopher Wallace, see Amber Rose discover some new Bush and oh SOHH much more!
[Editor's Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]
1. Beat The Kitty Kat Up
LMFAO. D*mn, just when I thought this Kat Stacks b*tch was down for the count, some wild a** sh*t pops up off on the Internet and she gets another life. SMH. Who was the dumb a** who got themselves caught into this Kat's trap? Game. But did he take the typical, "She's lying!" approach? H*ll nah, turns out Game really couldn't stand this certified wh*re any more than us and gave his own version of "300 Bars" on Twitter. LMFAO. Prepare yourselves, doggies, this sh*t is going to make you laugh your a** off. LOL.
@iHateKatStacks b!tch you still tryna clown ?!?!? you can fit every rapper in hip hop's d!ck in that manhole of a pu$$y you got
Everybody wanna know where Lebron going ??? He goin to that new stadium the Brooklyn Nets buildin in @ihatekatstacks BIG OLE' pu$$y
@ihatekatstacks b!tch quit lyin, only thing you work foe is d!ck ! Don't even understand how u typin & holdin d!cks at the sametime anyway.
@ihatekatstacks next time you go have plastic surgey, tell em' to add a permanent d!ck in ya mouth. #iftheD!CKfitWearit
if @ihatekatstacks had $5 for every wart, puss bump, infection, itch & STD her pu$$y seen , kat would really have stacks !
Take that hoe !!!
@ihatekatstacks b!tch them jokes bout as dry as ya vagina !!!
The government created @ihatekatstacks & gave her AIDS so she could kill hip hop 1 rapper at a time.
@ihatekatstacks hoe go change ya twitter account to @iHATEhavinHIV & soon as you log in ya account already gone be verified !!!
if you had to take a physical before you were able to sign up for twitter @ihatekatstacks wouldn't have an account !
@ihatekatstacks Next time u go to victoria secret I recommend you get the panties wit the built in fire department.
This just in: @ihatekatstacks mouth is gettin sued by "TROJAN" CONDOMS for copyright infringement.... more 2nite at 11pm pacific coast time.
I oughtta rob yo hoe ass anyway for jackin my twiiter name tramp. #youBEENaGAMEfan
Just got yo walkin papers hoe: @ihatekatsacks real name: Angela Herrera . 21 yrs old. arrested 4 prostitution in 08. & attempted suicide 4x.
@ihatekatstacks is 21, her pu$$y is 500, she got mo STDs then every highschool in America & u can park a ruff ryders tour bus in her vagina
& that's a wrap ladies & gentlemen. Sea World pu$$Y is officially #dead everyone be good & get to ya cars safe. thank Y'all for comin out
& remember this: "BITCH YOU A KAT, CANT F$%K WIT DOGS" !!!
^ LMFAO!!!!! D*mn doggies, I know that was a lot of f*cking copying/pasting, but it was well worth it doggies. The amount of sh*t this Kat has put us through is beyond the most notorious rap f*ckery we've ever experienced. So seeing Game really light a flame under her a** has got to be some of the funniest sh*t we've seen in a minute. Come the f*ck on, "IHateGame" and then she does "IHateKatStacks," WTF? Even though I have yapped about other doggies paying her the time and day, Game going at this b*tch really feels satisfying. But y'all let her tell it?
I can't wait until the XXL September Issue comes out ... yall will get to know the REAL Kat Stacks not just 1 spread like this month Issue
SMFH. WTF? She doesn't quite seem to know when to quit, does she? F*ck outta here!!!
2. Mo' Money Mo' Problems
Yeah doggie's, let's get this sh*t cleared out real quick. I AM going to be talking about 5-0 Cent's punk a** "twition" that he's promoting, but let's get to the real core of this sh*t. Diddy is handling some of the biggest BULLSH*T I've seen in this rap game since rappers denying being involved with "R"at Stacks. SMFH. I told y'all a few months back that I thought Rick Ross was paying homage and had turned into the modern-day Notorious B.I.G. Some of y'all agreed, some of y'all sh*tted on me without considering all the facts. Puffy says that Ross reminds him of B.I.G. and everyone has a f*cking opinion. SMFH. No disrespect to some of my favorite rappers, but UNLESS you're in the Top 3 (Jay-Z, PUFFY, Kanye West) in Forbes Rap Cash Cows, well, yeah, SHUT THE F*CK UP about who is saying what about who. F*cking rappers. Well, looks like all that Biggie love didn't get spread out from Brooklyn to Miami b/c Diddy actually had to save himself....SMFH.
"Check this out, there can only be one motherf*cking B.I.G.," Diddy told a crowd of fans. "Nobody can ever be compared to B.I.G. He's a one of motherf*cking one. You think I'm f*cking crazy and gonna compare somebody to B.I.G. This is my motherf*cking n*gga Rozay. He's a one of one. His name is Ricky Rozay. I'm from New York, he's from Miami and we're coming here to take over the motherf*cking game."
^ WTF? Can we be honest for a quick minute? Did Puffy REALLY have to do that? Of course we know that Notorious is always going to be a one of one, but to have to come out and "clarify" the sh*t not only makes Puffy look like a sucker, but sh*t, it made him sound kinda stupid as sh*t. "Nobody can ever be compared to B.I.G."......well, Puffy, you done DID that sh*t multiple times, but guess you just want to sell a few Last Train to Paris copies, huh, from them New York fans. LMFAO. What do y'all think?
Now in case y'all didn't think THAT was enough, looks like 5-0 Cent has decided to add a little fuel to the fire by doing some punk a** viral petition against Puffy?
LMFAO. Nah, that sh*t doesn't even get a smirk from good ol' BB. Really 5-0? Really?
"Enough is enough, Biggie's name should never have become Diddy's Black Card. Just check out his latest video, "The Ghost of Christopher Wallace" Let Diddy know to let B.I.G. rest in peace. When was the last time Diddy really was "biggin up his brother," not biggin up his bank?"
SMFH. 5-0 has really gone off the wall now. Maybe some of y'all can say him turning 35 did it but I think he is just really b*tch-made at the end of the day. The amount of sh*t he talks about OTHER rappers is beyond ridiculous. And don't even use that excuse of, "Well he just gets asked the questions and says what he feels," F*CK OUTTA HERE. That sh*t may have worked back in 2005 when he was on his last legs, but after he started talking sh*t and then nothing happened with
Kanye in 2007, Lil Wayne in 2008, Rick Ross in 2009, well, f*ck, what else does he have going for him? But seriously, to try and diss Puffy for claiming he is eating off Biggie's legacy? Get the f*ck outta here. And hey, 5-0, that "Ghost of Christopher Wallace" was a song by JAY ELECTRONICA, dumb a**. Good move, I guess you've NEVER done anything like that, huh?
This doggy's such a f*cking clown, seriously. Yo Puffy, f*ck all this B.I.G. sh*t coming at you, keep making your $$$ b/c while they're sh*tting on you, Cash Money Records is raping producers for every last cent. WTF?
3. Rose Bush
SMFH. D*mn, Amber Rose is really on to the next one, doggies? LMFAO. Even though p*ssy tends to rule the world, we gotta give credit, Kanye West was controlling that a** like a remote. When you actually take a decent chick and give her super model credentials? D*mn, West must have been ready for a change-up or another challenge at least.
"They are still good friends," the source tells Us. "Kanye is consumed with recording his comeback record in Hawaii and had to shut it all off. When he's in work mode, he can't handle a relationship. He told Amber he needs to devote everything right now to his craft.... I wouldn't say it's over for good [for West and Rose.] It's always off-and-on when it's convenient for these two. He doesn't go out anymore and she loves it, so he lets her."
^ SMFH. "He's in work mode, he can't handle a relationship....." LMFAO!!! That's gotta be one of the funniest bullsh*t quotes I've read in a minute. LOL. Well, after all the a** shots and topless pics we have enjoyed, looks like Amber has a little taste for
bush Bush, Reggie Bush.
Reggie Bush seemed to have moved on from Kim Kardashian. The New Orleans Saints running back was spotted getting intimateall night long with model Amber Rose at the AXE Lounge in Southampton on Saturday night, July 3. Reggie and Amber, both in black ensembles, were seen sitting side by side and in one time, the footballer was spotted whispering on Amber's ear. Reggie and Amber didn't stop there. According to the site, the reported lovebirds even took bathroom breaks together and security guards had to guide them through the jam-packed crowd club.
^ Don't take this the wrong way, but is Rose even wifey material? Like, WTF? Be honest, could any guy out here really have her be your bald headed "Ginger?" F*ck no. Who knows if this is real official b/c how many times did Bush f*ck around and get on-and-off with Kim Kardashian? In honor of Rose, let's grace her beauty:
4. Mrs. Butterworth: Maria Allure
Maria, Maria.....this girl reminds Bulldog of a West Side story. So yeah doggies, some of y'all might not even know this beauty and then some of y'all may wonder why I'm using KING's May issue to post this beauty. Well, if anyone has a problem with this week's Jamaican beauty, ummm........too bad? LOL. Feast your eyes on greatness, doggies, this week's Mrs. Buttherworth, Maria Allure. D*mmmmmmmmnnnnn:
SMFH.....I love my f*cking job. Thanks for f*cking with this new section doggies! And if y'all REALLY want to know how I feel about Maria Allure, well, I'll let my doggy speak for me:
5. "STFU" Honors
D*mn, apologies doggies for the past two weeks. I know Khia said some FORGETTABLE bullsh*t about sex and Craig Davis tried to actually make us believe Capitol would invest in a BAD investment. LOL. So we're back with Somaya Reece copping a final plea at getting someone to interview her, see Raekwon making a horrible a** Drake comparison, try to understand Nicki Minaj selling a wack a** alter ego, try to figure out why LL Cool J still exists and then shake our heads at Soulja Boy Tell Em. SMFH. Oh, apologies doggies, it's once again time for "SHUT THE F*CK UP" Honors!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Somaya Reece
"If he could have gotten past Cialis.com, then it might've happened. Cialis.com, for anyone that doesn't know, is where people that have erectile dysfunction get pills."
"This kid [Drake] is a phenomenon. He's like a young pharaoh with a great talent. I call him the male version of Lauryn Hill. He can go this way or that way. I heard him mentioning the Wu in one of his new songs. So I know he understands the music."
3. Nicki Minaj
"When people hear the album, they're going to get to know Onika [her birth name is Onika Maraj]. And no one knows Onika. I really didn't think I would be this excited about the songs that I'm coming up with. I'm really, really proud...I'm gonna let the album [introduce my alter ego]. As of now, you'll know Nicki and you'll know Roman, my crazy alter ego Roman Zolanski. But you'll meet Onika before the year ends."
4. LL Cool J
"I'm starting to think about it and I am going to do it," he told Extra when asked about a possible musical comeback. "The key is for me is that when I do it, it has to be really important and it has to be something original. It can't be me trying to sound like what's acceptable because this is what is played on the radio today because that is so tired and boring and no one really cares about it...It has to be something with some substance and some depth...Until I can create that kind of record I'm not putting anything out. I don't care how many years it takes."
5. Soulja Boy Tell Em
"It's only a certain group of people pushing that negative energy, so for all the other people that's seeing it that f*ck with me, that makes them want to go harder for me. When I see stuff like that, I know it's going to lead all these people to my name, period. It's funny, but at the same time, it's promotion."
***D*mn doggies, it's too f*cking hot to be on a computer right about now, but f*ck it, I love getting at y'all with some dope a** sh*t that other sites/blogs are too shook to post. SOHH thanks for f*cking with the doggy and voice your pleasure/displeasure at your will, y'all know how I do. Just a head's up though, if you're looking to get a response from me, after 12 AM Friday night, I'm in weekend mode, so get your sh*t in early if you need me to put you on blast. LMFAO. Enjoy the weekend doggies and f*ck that Diddy petition sh*t! --BB***
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[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]