Caption Diss: Lil Kim Calls Drake A P*ssy, Nicki Minaj Calls Drake A Liar...What Do You Call Him?

Tuesday, Jun 15, 2010 1:35PM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, the doggies, a chance to come up with the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to rock that SOHH Cap Diss ring for a week. Now who wants in?

[Editor Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]

LMFAO!!!! You know doggies, it's d*mn there bad when your dad calls you a p*ssy, maybe a little bit less if your brother playfully calls you one, but when a rap b*tch like Lil Kim calls your a** out and makes you look, well, kinda like a p*ssy....d*mn, you LOST one, doggy, SON! But even after that, even if you see her as just slick talking and dissing because you kinda b*tched out and got emotional on stage for your never-gonna-f*ck-you wannabe wife, Nicki Minaj, well, d*mn, even SHE said you would never get to slide a stick in her buns, Drake. Sh*t, maybe you did too much thanking and not enough playing, huh? You're even admitting to Rihanna playing you, doggy! Maybe Ri-Ri was using you to get to Minaj, they kinda did make a record together. LOL. LMFAO!!!! Well, in honor of your new album and probably a straight R&B sophomore album after all the heartbreak you've been going through, d*mn, wonder what's going on through your mind here......hhmmmmmmmmm.......

SMFH.............. @SilkyJohnson for coming up with a kinda funny but not really funny a** Cap Diss. LOL. I guess seeing these two doggies around each other is on some "Best Friend" bullsh*t, but no matter what, we all know who has the real paper outta that relationship. LOL. And now look, 5-0 is ready to talk himself into some attempted beefs, AGAIN, with Diddy, Rick Ross, Lil Kim and the rest........SMFH........f*ck it though, this is Silky's time to shine, congrats big homie.

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Aight doggies, y'all know the routine.....and don't think because I jacked "Best I Ever Read" from Drake, Kia Shine that I am not going to diss this clown-doggy. LOL. If the females can diss the sh*t out of him, so can I, and oh yeah, 120K in 7 days at best, f*ck what Lame, T.I.PPER, Fun B or these other doggies say....no one is pushing out big numbers anytime soon in a debut. LOL. Send those comment disses in by Monday, June 21st, doggies!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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