Pulse Report: Fabolous' Gang Ties Exposed, Nicki Minaj's A** Pics Leak, Drake Is A Sucker For Love
Friday, Jun 18, 2010 12:20PM
In this week's Pulse Report, doggies, we're gonna line up the past seven days to see what the h*ll is going on with Fabolous keeping it too gangsta, Nicki Minaj spreading her a** out on some leaked pic sh*t, look at this doggy Drake falling in love for all the wrong reasons and oh SOHH much more!
[Editor's Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]
1. Keepin' It Gangsta
You ever look at Fabolous and wonder how "gangsta" this doggy is? Seriously, doggies, what is it about him that we can hate his a** for talking about bustin' shots when his a** gets shot.....IN THE A**.....but then we f*ck with him when he does the Ne-Yo and Ryan Leslie sh*ts, huh? SMFH....maybe it's just me, but Fab has been able to cross over more times than Steve Nash and get away with it.....guess that was until them boys in blue decided to run some "The Wire" sh*t on him relating back to my homie G-Baby (RIP) getting capped off in March.
Police are investigating a possible link between hip-hop star Fabolous and the murder of an upstart rapper near a Queens nightclub, the Daily News has learned. NYPD detectives aren't sure what role, if any, the Brooklyn rapper might have played in the March killing, but a surveillance video shows Fabolous leaving Club Amazura seconds before a mystery gunman blasted Greg (G-Baby) Brown in the back. "[Fabolous] is about to get in the car as the shooting goes down," said a police source who watched the video.
D*mn, at first we might think this is just some bullsh*t and that the hip-hop cops are stuffing their faces with Celtic-green frosting donuts but then...when the mother of G-Baby starts to pop off with some accusations? Da-da-da-da-d*mmmnnnn:
"My son was going to talk to Fab in a car, and he got shot three times," grieving mother Roxanne Brown said. "I don't know what's going on. I just want to know who killed my son."
^ No bullsh*t, I'm a bit twisted. I've always f*cked with Fabo from even during them DJ Clue Hot 97 mixtape days...but if y'all look at the past year or so, Fab's crime record has been getting a bit sticky.
Channel 2 Action News consumer investigator Jim Strickland, who first broke the story last year, obtained surveillance video from the Intercontinental showing how the 2008 Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder, one of only two brought in the United States, was taken. "The bellman gave the keys to the wrong person. It was a mistake," said an attorney representing Eric Vargosko, the car's rightful owner. Vargosko said he learned that his car was missing from the hotel's valet lot when it came time to check out. Sources confirmed to Channel 2 Action News that around 5 a.m. on Jan. 31, rapper Fabolous and his entourage left the Intercontinental.
Or what about that weed story back in April 2009? Yeah, sounded bogus as f*ck, but still:
There were no rappers on board the bus, however the two drivers were arrested. Edward Thimas, 52, of Douglasville, GA., and Robert Morris, 44, of Augusta, GA both began to offer information as the police interrogated them claiming that none of the items in the locked compartment on the bus containing the marijuana, belonged to them, but actually to the people that they were transporting. Thimas told police they were returning from the game in Phoenix after escorting rapper Fabolous. He added that the two were headed to Boston to pick up another rapper whose name he couldn't recall.
^ Look, let's take a moment and just address some real quick sh*t. First off, do I think Fab murked G-Baby? F*ck no. But do I think he had something to do with his death? Yes. Not saying it was intentional or not, but Fab ain't that chipped tooth kid just bullsh*tting on Twitter, y'all. Fab and his "Street Fam" run deep and believe that just because he's smiles in the media, doesn't mean he isn't co-signing some yayo that's coming in off a boat in the Hudson. Too many criminal situations have happened to him in too little of time....the getting shot in the a**, the weed rumor, the Lamborghini sh*t and now with this G-Baby death? Tell me I'm bugging doggies, but when Fab is absent from Twitter for three days after the reports hit the 'net, don't think he's baby-sitting, I bet his a** is already getting attorney tips right now. SMFH......
2. The World Is Filled
LMFAO!!! WTF, DRAKE!?!?!?!!?!?! LMFAO!!!! Oh sh*t, I really tried to resist since his punk a** looks like he's gonna finally shut me the f*ck up when he goes gold in a week. SMFH!!!! Anyway, turns out Drake is taking after his favorite rappers a little TOO MUCH...LMFAO. Y'all read that piece, about Drake's five favorite idols? LOL. Well, let's look at this real quick. He gets his Lil Wayne on because he desperately wants to f*ck every girl he sees, is like Andre 3000 because his a** is still stuck on the Love Below tip, chasing after girls' milkshakes like Nas did, wants a bad b*tch like Kanye West (Amber Rose) and then....SMFH....he's ready to marry a music b*tch like Jay-Z? LOL...d*mn, this doggy is a good a** actor......let's look at this sh*t about him being in love with Rihanna....oh yeah, the chick who PLAYED him...LOL.
And on "Fireworks" there's a verse about Rihanna, who asked him last year to write a song for her new album; the two soon began seeing each other regularly, though they never publicly confirmed their brief relationship. "I was a pawn," Drake said. The song he wrote for her never got released. "You know what she was doing to me? She was doing exactly what I've done to so many women throughout my life, which is show them quality time, then disappear," he said. "I was like, wow, this feels terrible."
^ You were a pawn......yes Drake, you were hot last summer (actually hotter than what you are today) and everybody wanted to f*ck with your music, too bad the fame didn't kick any sense into your head when you denied that Rihanna was smashing the homie last year. LOL. But even worse than him saying he got played....? LOL:
"She's just such an overwhelming and incredible person," Drake said in an interview. "And such a talented person and someone that I was like, 'I can't believe I'm here talking to this individual,' that she just gave me that feeling like when I was 17 years old trying to take Nikki Ramos, this girl from Toronto, out on a date and she never wanted to go with me. She never would go; she would have a million excuses why she couldn't talk to me. That's how [Rihanna] made me feel, she made me feel small; she made me feel nervous. It just put me back to the Acura in Toronto, feeling like Aubrey Graham, not Drake."
.........*DEAD*............moving on, looks like Drake didn't learn his lesson for being too moist in an open medium and decided to really embarrass his a** by talking about getting played by........NICKI MINAJ!?!?!? Bwhahahahahaha!!!!! F*cking lame.
"When I was on tour ... I saw Nicki for the first time and, like, literally fell in love," he said in an interview with DJ Envy. "She had this snap-back hat on that said 'Minaj.' She used to wear that every single day. She was like a theater student and she was so cold at rapping...I remember one of the first nights that we were out in Miami and I went to Jerry's [Famous Deli]. I was like [to Minaj], 'You want food, you hungry?,' and she was like, 'Yeah, I want some food.' I was like, 'I'm in, we gon' eat food together.' I came to her door and she took the food and shut the door in my face! I was just like, 'Man, this is gonna be a long road for us.' ... I've always really, actually, really had a crush on her, always really loved her, and she's always just looked at me as, like, her little brother."
Honestly, for all the female doggies that read Pulse Report, what do y'all think about this guy? Frogger is the nickname I hear a lot referencing him but d*mn....his a** gets more emotional over p*ssy than Game who cries on camera. SMFH......oh, speaking of which....how could I not include a nice little message from the Queen B*tch?
"I used to really like Drake...for him to have the audacity to disrespect me? He's gonna shout me out, when Ray J's the one who said it? How b*tchy do you look right now? You look like a straight p*ssy."
SMFH........this doggy is really a clown. Won't lie, his music is kinda ill but at the end of the day, will somebody kick some sh*t into his head and not go for the WORST F*CKING girls? Last I heard, he's messing with some video
h*e vixen. SMFH.....so how do you go from Rihanna, who definitely has Herpes and is chaotic as f*ck after that Chris Brown sh*t, to wanting to marry Nicki Minaj, probably the biggest most elegant music sl*t in rap right now? Let's keep it real, Minaj is beautifully PUT TOGETHER but come on Drake, why the f*ck would you even stir sh*t up with your labelmate? Jokes or not, that sh*t is type suspect doggy. SMFH......get this guy a wet wipe.
3. Three Strikes
Unfortunately I know how this post ends...basically I'm going to pull out the TOP 3 (and trust me, there are a sh*t more I would suggest) of Fat Joe's worst moments that @sohhdotcom covered in just seven days. Eventually, Joe is gonna have to just admit he has no more money to support his family and that he really is living with the Big Pun curse, b/c the sh*t that popped off this past week has been enough to put an axe through this doggy's career, house and life.
Strike One: Calling Eminem A N*gga
"That sh*t's crazy," Joe said in an interview. "That sh*t with [Eminem] and [Lil] Wayne, [track] number two ['Talkin' 2 Myself']. All that sh*t, man. That n*gga spittin'. Hard...I thought I wasn't gonna like it, cause n*ggas was sayin', Yo, it's rock, and this and that,' but that sh*t was hard. I was expecting just more regular hip-hop type sh*t. You know what I'm sayin'? It was more like Just Blaze-[produced] rock sh*t...I like that sh*t. A lot. I can't lie to you...I think he's back to where he once was...For real. I think lyrically, he's back to where he was. That's what I got from the album."
^ Just for the record, and I've stated this before, I'm a Spanish blogger, f*ck it, let's keep this sh*t real and even though the N-bomb is basically seen as "acceptable," I feel like Fat Blow shouldn't use it anymore than the Jewish rapper named Drake. Some sh*t should just not be taken to another level and well, it's bad enough Joe uses it but then to call Eminem a "n*gga" on some friendly sh*t? AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO BLACK? SMFH......yeah doggies, strike one.
Strike Two: $200K Tax Debt
When rapper Fat Joe listed his $2 million Florida mansion for sale recently, the 39-year-old denied speculation the sale was spurred by financial woes. Yet he does have money problems, according to public records that reveal a recent $71,611 default judgment in a lawsuit filed by his bank and more than $139,000 in delinquent state and federal taxes since 2008. The state of New Jersey filed a $2,200 tax lien against Fat Joe and his Terror Squad Productions Inc. on March 18 in New Jersey State Superior Court. The IRS filed a $31,987 tax lien against Fat Joe on Feb. 2 with the Mercer County (N.J.) Clerk. The state of New Jersey filed a $105,000 tax lien against Fat Joe and Terror Squad on Aug. 14, 2008, in New Jersey State Superior Court.
^ If 5-0 Cent wanted to, I'm sure he could just literally end your career, but since that doggie's career is almost completely in the sh*tter, I think he's saving ALL your tax documents as a last resort. SMFH.....Joe, your a** is BROKE. And well....f*ck it, maybe I'll let one of your own boys tell you.
Strike Three: Terror Squad Beef
"Son, what happened to all that bread you stole B., you aint flip that?" Tony Sunshine asked, referring to years-old-claims that FatJoe allegedly stole royalties from the late Big Pun and other members of The Terror Squad. "You were supposed to be my boy son, but you lied. You was supposed to be 100," Tony Sunshine said as he accused Fat Joe of attempting to blackball him from the industry. Tony Sunshine has been an associate of Fat Joe's since he met the rapper in the Bronx at the age of 13 and had been a part of The Terror Squad from 2000-2008.
^ D*mn, word Joe? Your a** is done, done, done. To think there was a time when I f*cking went to my Best Buy and spent $13 on that True Story album makes me feel stupid as sh*t, but f*ck it, maybe karma is a b*tch b/c at the rate your career is going, there is nothing of relevance with you. And yeah, you're right....when Cuban Link went at you, I repped for TS. Sh*t, even when Gedd dipped out I was still TS...but then Remy Ma, and now Tony Sunshine.......d*mn, sorry big boy, but they have really exposed your true colors, and you might not be black, but your heart is. RIP Big Pun.
4. Black Men Magazine: Nicki Minaj
SMFH........why do I got the feeling that the only reason y'all doggies clicked on this Pulse Report, IN PARTICULAR, was to see what you've probably ALREADY seen three times today...Nicki Minaj's fat a** in Black Men Magazine...not sure where they leaked, how they leaked, or when they leaked...but d*mn if y'all don't owe me for this:
^ D*mn.....anyone got the full spread yet? We need LINKS.
5. "STFU" Honors
LMFAO!!! D*mn, too many to even go all the way through, but f*ck it doggies, we had to pick the top five and here is the official "Shut The F*ck Up" Honors winners......SMH....d*mn......some things doggies say.....
"I got the mastered version of my [RevolveR] album in my car right now. But I'm not bringing my album out until these artists start selling records again, 'cause ain't nobody selling records unless you Susan Boyle," T-Pain said in an interview. "I'm not doing nothing. I'm not bringing out no album, not dropping no more new singles until people start selling records again, and that's the approach I think everybody should take unless you Susan Boyle or Miley Cyrus."
2. Alex da Kid
"[Diddy was] like, 'I want the beat that makes me feel blue,'" he continues, "[That's] blue as in the color. [Diddy] said to me, 'I want a beat that makes me feel like a white man in a basement in Atlanta."
"To [Wayne], there's a whole world moving out there that he hasn't seen for so long. He was just like, he told me something I never thought I'd hear him say, which was, 'You're the ultimate artist. You're better than me. You don't have the tattoos, you don't cause any trouble. People like you.' He was like, basically, 'Look at me and look at you.' He was like, 'Man, listen. You know what I think you're about to do? You're about to do 2 million.' You're about to do two million the first week. Whatever, man, whatever you do, do not get no tattoos never in your life. They gonna think you got it because you came around me.' He said the same thing to me [during the Rikers visit]: 'Don't change yourself, please. You got it. I've never met a young dude that has it figured out, but you got it. Don't mess it up. Just be you. Sing! Rap! Be you. Don't stop smiling.' That's what he said."
"What people don't take into consideration is the reason that I was eligible for certain agreements that they weren't eligible for was because I made myself a useful member of society. Most muthaf*ckas catch cases and get time. My n*gga, you wasn't doing sh*t when you was out here, so wasn't no reason for them to keep you out here. Please understand the G code that I learned from, if you speak out your mouth that a muthaf*cka is telling on somebody and you can't come with indisputable, irrefutable facts to support that statement, that makes you the sucker," T.I. said. "You are now in violation of the G code. And there ain't nobody, nowhere in naan jail sayin' I was on they paperwork."
"I think you can be versatile. You don't have to stay on one thing all the time. People have fun and they experiment and that's what he might've been doing. And everyone wants to appeal to the masses; you want your voice to be heard. With him and what he stands for, if he reached millions of other people, he could change those millions of other people. So you don't want to just keep yourself in a box, you want to get out there and experiment and do whatever it is that's going to make you huge. And ['You Owe Me'] was probably one of the biggest songs of his career. People still give me love when I do it on my shows. So I think it's healthy for someone to go out and experiment. You can't stay the same all the time. You get bored."
***LMFAO @ Ginuwine for trying to sell us out that Nas was being experimental, I guess that's what they call it when you dumb down your rhymes to get some radio burns, huh? LMFAO. F*ck it, it's been a crazy a** seven days, seems like we're gonna still be stuck with this Lil Kim/Nicki Minaj bullsh*t a bit longer, and funny thing is, even if Minaj does say, "THANK-YOU KIM," do y'all REALLY think this bullsh*t would just end right there? Call her phony and fake, but Minaj isn't a dumb a**, sure, that Massive Attack was straight sh*t but as far as what she says and does in interviews? Yeah, Drake needs to take some notes. LOL. Speaking of which, f*ck it, I lost BIG....120K first-week sales for Thank Me Later seem almost like thinking Fat Joe could sell over 10K his first week, not f*cking happening. Don't get sh*t twisted though, I still bet the house that Universal thought Drake could have done in the 750K-1 million mark after they decided to leak the sh*t and follow Lil Wayne's past success. Only problem is....LOL.....Drake is still the newcomer kid, and y'all are gonna call this hating, but 475-500K in Drake's first week is BAD......f*ck if you want to say, "this climate," fact of the matter is this doggy ruled EVERYTHING for an entire year....mixtapes, music videos, interviews, romance sh*t, etc.....and for him not to do bigger numbers like on some Wayne or 5-0 first-week numbers (back in 2005, 2008), d*mn....I think y'all will see in the long-run that them numbers really do matter......f*ck it though, enjoy the weekend doggies and keep sh*t talking, just like K.I.M, I keep my ears to the streets and eyes on the monitor, doggies! F*ck outta here with that sleek dissing too, Mexican Donkey D*ck and Cam. LOL. ---BB***
[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]