Caption Diss: Alicia Keys Wears The Pants & Swizz Beatz Rocks The Skirt

Tuesday, Jun 22, 2010 2:20PM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, the doggies, a chance to come up with the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to rep that SOHH Cap Diss piece for a week. Now who's the real one-man-band-man?

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I can't take it anymore, sorry Swizz Beatz and Alicia Keys, but we gotta put your a**es on blast. Sure, I thought sh*t was kinda hot when the rumors were poppin' off talking about Beatz and Keys making things hot and steamy behind the scenes, but now, with all this goody-goody coverage of them together, yeah doggies, it's making my a** sick. D*mn, Mashonda seemed kinda crazy but looking at these two dummies, d*mn, maybe she had it right. Now let's be clear doggies, no one is knocking Alicia's outfit.....LMFAO......Swizz, well, that's another story.....but the case here is the couple they've become. Is it me, or does it seem like Swizz is getting manhandled by Keys? F*ck it, we'll focus on the picture, wonder if Nicki Minaj holds Diddy's hands like these two, LOL, hmmmmmmm............

Congrats to @IlluminatiIllusionist for a funny a** caption. D*mn, didn't think @sohhdotcom would let something like that slide, guess it's time for me to step my sh*t up. LOL. No bullsh*t though, the Caps I came across last week were pretty f*cking funny, guess anything could have been on that laptop. LOL. F*ck it, congrats again @IlluminatiIllusionist, think this might be your first taste of a Cap Diss crown, huh? Enjoy it, b/c winning twice is rarer than a Nicki Minaj nip slip.


Aight doggies, keeping sh*t short and simple, b/c I gotta go cop that new Eminem Recovery CD, y'all know the routine, think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, June 28th. Game time motherf*ckers!

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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