Drake Shoots Down Stars, Love & His Career?

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It hasn't been since Soulja Boy's sophomore album release that I've been more amped about a f*cking drop date for an album. Well, that was until Drake entered the scene and stirred sh*t up so much that we are f*cking HOPING that his a** is either a million-in-one-week story or the guy that f*cking flopped harder than any other artist on the planet come June 15th. In the span of a year, he has actually caught more failures than successes. The controversial a** video that all the doggies loved, the Kia Shine writing his music sh*t, the retail-only re-release of So Far Gone, his ankle surgeries, the sloppy a** singles ("Over," "Shut It Down," "Find Your Love"), but then he got a sh*tload of co-signs from Jay-Z, Nas and basically every f*cking RAPPER who thinks saying Drake's name in a positive light will increase their chances of a collaboration. SMFH.....so doggies, thanks to @VIBE, we got Drizzy pointing to the sky, or is it the police, maybe he's searching for a** love? Hhmmmm......

SMFH. Never before have I been more upset with @Mr.BulldogButterworth winning Caption Diss two times in a month. D*mmmmmn doggies, where was the competition last week? Dame Dummy really had y'all speechless? LMFAO!!! F*ck it, I'll take that sh*t with a one-week gap just like the Boston Celtics are gonna do when they meet up with the Lakers in the Finals. LOL. Bow down, doggies!

Aight, so Drake is the topic at hand and whether y'all f*ck with him or not, y'all gotta respect the fact that he's been the most f*cking relevant rapper/singer/model/whatever-the-f*ck artist in music right now. Regardless, y'all know the routine, think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, May 24th.

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]