Caption Diss: Drake Shoots Down Stars, Love & His Career?

Tuesday, May 18, 2010 1:50PM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, the doggies, a chance to come up with the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to rock that SOHH Cap Diss title for one week.

[Editor Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]

It hasn't been since Soulja Boy's sophomore album release that I've been more amped about a f*cking drop date for an album. Well, that was until Drake entered the scene and stirred sh*t up so much that we are f*cking HOPING that his a** is either a million-in-one-week story or the guy that f*cking flopped harder than any other artist on the planet come June 15th. In the span of a year, he has actually caught more failures than successes. The controversial a** video that all the doggies loved, the Kia Shine writing his music sh*t, the retail-only re-release of So Far Gone, his ankle surgeries, the sloppy a** singles ("Over," "Shut It Down," "Find Your Love"), but then he got a sh*tload of co-signs from Jay-Z, Nas and basically every f*cking RAPPER who thinks saying Drake's name in a positive light will increase their chances of a collaboration. SMFH.....so doggies, thanks to @VIBE, we got Drizzy pointing to the sky, or is it the police, maybe he's searching for a** love? Hhmmmm......

SMFH. Never before have I been more upset with @Mr.BulldogButterworth winning Caption Diss two times in a month. D*mmmmmn doggies, where was the competition last week? Dame Dummy really had y'all speechless? LMFAO!!! F*ck it, I'll take that sh*t with a one-week gap just like the Boston Celtics are gonna do when they meet up with the Lakers in the Finals. LOL. Bow down, doggies!

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Aight, so Drake is the topic at hand and whether y'all f*ck with him or not, y'all gotta respect the fact that he's been the most f*cking relevant rapper/singer/model/whatever-the-f*ck artist in music right now. Regardless, y'all know the routine, think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, May 24th.

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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