Caption Diss: Dame Dash Laughs Jay-Z, Roc-A-Fella Records & IRS Away

Tuesday, May 11, 2010 3:00PM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back at it giving y'all, the doggies, a chance to come up with the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to rock that SOHH Cap Diss crown for one week. LMFAO!!!

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It was all a dream, and then Dame Dash woke the f*ck up. SMFH. Y'all should already know how I feel about this Dame Dummy (c) Nas, but f*ck it, I'm still going in on his punk a** "Roc-A-Fella" bullsh*t interviews from last week. SMFH. And look what I came across, Dame Dash having a big a** laugh over something. Could his Roc-A-Fella Records re-launch plan have really worked? Did he just find out that Jay-Z got cheated on by Beyonce? Is that white girl in the back calling the IRS? Hhhhmmmmmm...........

F*cking f*ck, how the h*ll did I lose my crown after six, seven days to @LuciferWingz? SMFH. Congrats doggy, but let's be clear, I DID have the "And extra cheese fries" line before any one of y'all motherf*ckers. LOL. F*ck it though, I pay respect when respect is due. In all fairness though, if I had to go out, I wish it could have been to @SilkyJohnson's funny a** "Dear Felipe" sh*t. LOL. No bullsh*t, that album did Daredevil with Ben A**flect numbers. LOL. Congrats though @LuciferWingz, I can respect @sohhdotcom's decision.

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Aight doggies, this week might be a bit harder for y'all. I know if you're like me, it's f*cking upsetting to see Dame Dash "happy" so find out how you can f*cking make his a** miserable, OR, do the nice approach and take-in his happiness. Regardless, y'all know the routine, think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, May 17th. It's THE ROC-A-FELLA a** breath wash. (c) Game.

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