Caption Diss: Rick Ross Phones To Operator: "Is This Officer Ricky Or Teflon Don?"

Tuesday, Apr 20, 2010 2:35PM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are up and at 'em to give y'all, the doggies, a chance to crack open the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to rock that SOHH Cap Diss crown for a week. Now who might be calling today?

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LMFAO!!! Oh sh*t, Officer Ricky Teflon Don William Roberts The "new" Biggie Smalls Rick Ross is running this sh*t for the summer, huh, doggies? LMFAO! Guess it's too early for us to want a 5-0 Cent beef but if there isn't a beef, what are those sales numbers gonna be looking like? Oh sh*t! Oh sh*t! Oh yeah, kinda forgot, Rossy is f*cking around with the Diddy bop guy and sounds like he might be f*cking with Jay-Z, Kanye West, Drake and T.I.? D*mn, doggies, this sh*t may be hotness. But f*ck all that, looks like Rossy is in the middle of a call. Who could it be? Tia Kemp? 5-0 Cent? Dade County Police? DJ Vlad? Hhhmmmmmmmm....................

LMFAO @LuciferWingz for coming through with a funny a** Caption Diss for last week. LOL. Just for the record, @sohhdotcom told me my "milkshake was worth every last d*mn penny" diss was in the Top 5 selections, but they said it sounded too soft. F*ckers! LOL. J/K. Big props to the winning caption b/c that sh*t was hard-body funny.


Aight doggies, f*ck all the soft sh*t, @BulldogButterworth, time to go all the way the f*ck in on Ross vs. Roberts and find out what's going on at the other end. Y'all gonna give him a pass and have Diddy saying he just got a $5 million bonus or y'all gonna have Louis Vuitton on the other end with a lawsuit? LMFAO. Rossy's fate is ours doggies, just remember to think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, April 26th. O Let's Do It! --BB

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