Caption Diss: Kelis To Her Baby Daddy: "Hey Nas...F*ck You, PAY ME!!!"

Tuesday, Apr 13, 2010 12:45PM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are up and at 'em to give y'all, the doggies, a chance to crack open the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to rock that SOHH Cap Diss crown for a week. Now show me the f*cking money!

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D*mn, as much as I want to call Kelis a money-grubbing b*tch gold digging chick I have to say, did Nas really f*ck his paper up and all these legal problems are just his own fault? SMFH. Y'all doggies laugh about having long-distance relationships or even having a cyber wifey but to pay the cost that the coochie will cost you and God forbid a baby comes out of it, sh*t, you might as well put Cash 4 Gold on f*cking speed dial. SMFH. Yeah, the photo is a bit throwback but the message is true even back then. So the question remains, what the f*ck is going on in Kelis and/or Nas' heads right now? HHmmmmmmmmm.............

LMFAO @GanjaGoblin for f*cking around with little old Jimmy Jones. LMFAO. I won't lie, sh*t was kinda funny b/c we all know Jay-Z ain't even f*cking with his own former friends and he d*mn sure ain't trying to keep up with whatever Capo is saying and doing on the camera. Maybe Twitter is the next best thing?


Aight doggies, I don't say this too much but calm the f*ck down with Kelis and calling her the wh*re, b*tch, sl*t and other titles you might have Nas "thinking" but then again....may the BEST caption win. LMFAO. Y'all know the routine, think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, April 19th if you're trying to steal the crown from Mr. Gangja. LOL.

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