Caption Diss: @Jim Jones To @Fabolous: "I'd F*cking Body Ya, No H*mo"

Tuesday, Apr 6, 2010 2:25PM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are running things out the door again to give y'all, the doggies, a chance to reveal the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to rock that SOHH Caption Diss crown for a week. Who you looking @Doggies?

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LMFAO. Why haven't print publications just shut their sh*t all the way down and gone digital at this point? F*ck it, put the music, movies and magazines all on the Internet and call it a day, right? Sh*t, it doesn't take a Young Money groupie to realize how Twitter is even busting a cap in MySpace and FaceBook's a** right about now and it might all be courtesy of Jim Jones and Fabolous. LMFAO. I hate to admit it since rappers always apologize for sh*t afterwards, but d*mn I would pay money to hear some Jim Jones and Fabolous beef mixtapes, back when those P-Cutta Street Wars sh*ts used to bop in the back of the '92 Dodge caravan. F*ck it, might as well wonder what it is that Mr. Fallllllin' Ballllllllin' is looking at on his camera "BlackBerry." (Use y'all's imaginations, fools.) Fab tweeting slick? Cam'ron sending poolside TwitPics? Hhhmmmm.............

LMFAO @dashboard @LDizm702 for having the winning caption and f*cking with that little guy Memphis Bleek with the Jay-Z and Beyonce photo. LMFAO. On some real sh*t though, you kinda took the Hovi way and left @dashboard be the Jaz-O (Originator) of the sh*t b/c I think @sohhdotcom didn't catch the similarities but f*ck it, a win is a win. Congrats doggy!

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Aight doggies, no matter where you are right now, I see y'all Colorado, the heat is coming and it's only a matter of time before we catch some Nicki Minaj g-string bikini pics on @Bossip @NecoleBitchie and the constant push-backs of froggy's Drake's Thank Me Later debut. So as we wait for all this sh*t, y'all know the routine, go all the way IN on Jimmy Cracked Corn and submit those sleek disses/compliments into the comments section by Monday, April 12th.

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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