Caption Diss: "Hey 50! Hey Banks! Remember Me, Tony Yayo???"

Tuesday, Apr 27, 2010 4:00PM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are up to no good giving y'all, the doggies, a chance to crack open the final word(s). The "Best We've Ever Read" headlines gets to rock the sh*t outta that SOHH Cap Diss crown for one week. Anyone shaking their hands in front of their faces yet?

[Editor Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]

5-0 Cent has a new album coming out called Black Garbage Magic. Lloyd Banks is about to get a major record deal with Def Jam. Marvin Bernard Tony Yayo is....? D*mn, what the f*ck is Yayo up to these days, doggies? I mean, sh*t, just when it looks like there are some albums (Black Magic, Hunger For More 2) coming out, the only G-Unit member to have just released ONE solo album doesn't even have a title for a sophomore album? And it's f*cking 2010, second quarter? SMFH. Well, it looks like we found the Haitian looking through a glass window, what's this doggy thinking, y'all??? Hhhmmm.............

LAME! Sorry @sohhdotcom, but even though I'm gonna give my props to @Dook for coming through with a Caption Diss, this sh*t was half-a** compared to other heat y'all have chosen before. SMFH. F*ck, I should have gone in on Ricky Rossy but I got a baby mama who is like a f*cking mini-Kelis, so y'all can pardon the doggy's absence for last week. Nonetheless though, a win is a win and I won't sh*t on the selection, congrats @Dook.

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LMFAO. And once again, I'll be sh*tting on some lames like @Prettyboy_Fisher who mistakenly commented on Cap Diss trying to draw up some "he f*cked my b*tch" theories with the placement of 5-0 Cent in here. LOL. Even though I sh*t on him more than The Grammys, I do think he forces himself to attempt to be relevant, it's just that the public isn't yet ready to see him go, therefore I'll just comment here and there on 5-0 Cent NOT 50 Cent, "50 Cent" died like Shyne's old alias after The Massacre dropped. SMFH. Enough of my bullsh*tting, doggies, y'all know the routine, think 'em, diss 'em, ink 'em and submit 'em into the comments section by Monday, May 3rd. Now who's got that "Obama," Yayo? --BB

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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