Pulse Report: Suge Knight Still Shaking Rappers Down, Slaughterhouse Has The Puff/LOX Curse & Lloyd Banks Is Singing?

Friday, Mar 26, 2010 11:55PM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

In this week's Pulse Report, doggies, we got the sh*t on smash looking back at the past seven days as we see Suge Knight still D-Bo'ing these rappers, find out who in Slaughterhouse is getting f*cked with no Vaseline, check out Lloyd Banks f*cking his street credibility with some heart throb sh*t and oh SOHH much more!

[Editor's Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]

1. Friday After Next

LMFAO!!! D*mnnnnnn, you got robbed the f*ck out, Yukmouth!? No bullsh*t, I thought Suge Knight was down for the count back when his a** was laid down during NBA All-Star weekend last year, but sh*t, guess things are really poppin' out in the West these days, huh? Since when did the guy who got his a** dissed by The Game get his a** robbed for $9.00 $92,000 by Suga Bear and then go off and tattle tell to 5-0 Cent?

Detective Jeff Briscoe says 35-year-old Jerold Ellis, who uses the name Yukmouth, reported he was talking to Knight on Monday night in a Woodland Hills supermarket parking lot about a debt that another rapper allegedly owes Knight. Yukmouth filed a police report saying 10 other men arrived, knocked him down and took his watch, medallion and other jewelry worth $92,000. He wasn't badly hurt and declined medical treatment. Briscoe says Ellis identified Knight as a suspect but later recanted. However, the stolen items haven't been recovered and the investigation continues.

^ LMFAO!!!! See, y'all doggies get all f*cking uptight when I say this rap game is f*cking bullsh*t and politics. Ain't no more "gangster" sh*t going on with the fancy a** lawyers, fake hip-hop cops and whatever the f*ck else existing, you gotta remember these RAPPERS are more p*ssy than the undisclosed rappers they're dissing in their own got d*mn raps. So Yukmouth Mr. Ellis went on that Game sh*t and retired his gangster credentials and filed a police report. LMFAO! Even though @sohhdotcom didn't cover it, this doggy actually tried to keep sh*t gully on his Twitter page. SMFH:

"HATEN iz MOTIVATION...da MO' u HATE,da MO' PAPER i MAKE!!!so BIG UP.....2 ALL MY HATERZ..............!!! (shawty-lo voice)"

^ LMFAO. This doggy actually deleted his sh*t, peep his Twitter page and notice the deletion of March 23rd, the day AFTER that a** got robbed. Homie was running his mouth, turns out he decided to clear it all up. Regardless, your a** is "35" and getting jacked like that? D*mn, doggy. But the sh*t doesn't stop here, turns out Knight is f*cking with Eminem and Dr. Dre on the big screen? WTF!?

Knight has helped boost a pal's film career by attacking his rap rivals on camera. The former Death Row Records boss is the focus of young filmmakers Jabari Henley and Shane Taylor's short, The Mic, which pokes fun at rap stars like Eminem and Dr. Dre. "He doesn't mention Dr. Dre or Eminem by name but it's clear who he's talking about and some of the things he said were really graphic. Legally we couldn't release some parts of the interview. In the end we had about five minutes and our plan is to put the film online to help promote the Hollywood Film & Acting Academy."

^ LMFAO!!!!! On some real sh*t, I can't wait to see what this finished product looks like b/c this old a** doggy saying some slick sh*t on some FunnyorDie.com weak-a** quality film has got to be the funniest sh*t in the world. But looking at all things considered, isn't Suge just an arrest away from having his a** locked up for good? I mean, d*mn, didn't this doggy already get away with murder too? SMFH........Knight has got to be the brokest rich doggy in the game right now, d*mn shame.


2. No Vaseline

D*mn, you know what I hate more than whining a** rappers? Rappers that expose their whole f*cked up contracts and think b*tching about their situation is gonna f*cking rally up some support from the fans, GET THE F*CK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT BULLSH*T SAIGON D-BLOCK LUPE FIASCO Joell Ortiz and Joe Budden! D*mn, as much as I f*cks with Slaughterhouse, seeing these two doggies over the week talking about how they're all uptight about the sh*tty a** situation they have found themselves in just pisses me off. The "oh sh*t, I was young when I signed that" argument is no longer accepted, at the end of the day, YOU sign the f*cking contract and whether it's good/bad, you have to live with it. SMFH....let's start off with the Mr. Yawasaki member first:

Joell OrtizJoell Ortiz

"little known fact-E1 also jamming me up from doing a major, major deal as part of Slaughterhouse. so they aint gettingFREEAGENT," he wrote Sunday (March 21). "E1 is f*cking c*ckblocking us from doing something monumental for our fans and our careers. I dont give a f*ck who gets mad. its the truth im sick of the behind the scenes politics. Its time to expose certain bloodsuckers to some light. enough is enough. E1 steady telling me I suck cause I dont make DJ Khaled music at the same time they try to block me from eating elsewhere. @AlCaponeJBTV yes but they got me jammed up for another album so they saying I cant record as part of the collective anywhere else this week, I go in. Mark my words. E1 holding good brothers up cause of my agreement. its not fair to Slaughterhouse It's all bullsh*t. they told me it would be cool to do whatever if we gave em Slaughterhouse album. they slept on slaughterhouse movement. Im out. Manager calling my fone like crazy. someone musta said something...lmao. SNITCHeSSSSSS!! yoawa to be fair, e1 is not the only people blocking theres another bozo involved. one."

^ SMFH...oh, and don't y'all doggies be fooled, this ain't the first time he's said some "I'mma expose your a**" sh*t before, even though @sohhdotcom didn't cover this whine a** rant, @BulldogButters has y'all covered, read this rant too:

"It's crazy to be on a label that says that no one knows me but when i get outside. the car horns beep and all yall yell YAOWA!" "Its funny cause when I tell them to let me go cause Im such a burden the whole convo changes. I dont give a f*ck" "The label asked me if I have a twitter account! Then they said I need to do something "controversial" (beef) to market myself. this is true!" "I was told that I am marketing myself as a "good rapper" i need to be more rock n roll. I am not lying."

^ Good looks @HipHopWired for that transcript, but f*ck, is he really getting y'all's attention? Not trying to play the numbers game, but @JoellOrtiz, your a** only has 31K followers, so let's stop acting like you got an @IAMDIDDY or @FABOLOUS following b/c no one seems to be speaking out. SMFH. Now as far as Joe Budden"S" I was a little more impressed, even though he kinda "responded" to the sh*t that was being said about him, I still think his a** went too far with his rant about how f*cked up his deal is too.

Joe BuddenJoe Budden

"First of all, to fully understand [Next], you'd have to know him. He's a little off in the way he thinks, which I am also, but just to try and hint at what I'm talking about, he believes he's part of some Illuminati shit and can control the president's moves with one phone call," Budden wrote. "Dude wanted to sign Slaughterhouse, didn't happen," Budden explained. "I signed a two album deal after ['Padded Room'], one digital, one physical with a $140,000 advance all in, 80 to be paid up front, 60 for them to hold to pay producers, mixing, etc. Said contract was two pages, one being the actual contract, one being the sheet to sign ... Slaughterhouse signs to E1. Dude then calls E1 and my lawyer saying that I'm not legally allowed to do that album because I'm signed to him in an exclusive capacity and sends over a contract the size of a book with my signature, stating all types of crazy a-- s---. They're in charge of my merchandise, publishing, etc, & its a three album deal. I claim I didn't sign that bulls--- and there will be no 'Escape Route' until this matter is cleared up. He calls to beg for 'Escape Route' and in exchange will clear me to record the Slaughterhouse album while we clear everything up."

^ Big ups to @TheBoomBox for covering the f*ck outta that sh*t b/c it hurts to even try to keep up with a boring a** rant that just forces the other side to respond like that weak a** Guru/Solar vs. Guru's nephew bullsh*t. Look, I'll leave it up to y'all to decide whether it's more beneficial for them to explain their "problems" but it's like d*mn, at this point in the game do we really have to feel sorry for them? Maybe I'm being too "mean" b/c I f*cks with their album HARD and want to see them signing with Shady Records too, but after that bullsh*t LOX/Puff Daddy exchange back in November 2005, do we really feel compelled to speak out for these doggies? SMFH...we can discuss in the comments section if y'all feel a certain way. SMFH...

Y'all tired of these open ended postings, okay, let me give BOTH of these rappers solutions. Joell, remember saying this:

"I don't have a problem with anyone. That's one thing I take pride in, I don't [get] involved in beef, I don't have any beef. My beef is with poverty, you feel me?"

^ Yeah, that sh*t? Well keep it on the hush and do a formal sit-down. Now as far as Budden"S" is concerned, didn't this guy already say.......:


3. The Five Heartbeats

Singing a** rappers? D*mn, what the f*ck is the world coming to, doggies? Now look, how the f*ck do I do a posting last week speaking about 5-0 Cent getting his a** into some TECHNO meets RAP music and a week later Lloyd Banks is already jocking his style? WTF!? Honestly, I only liked Lloyd Banks on the underground level, his albums were both kinda a** at the end of the day to me but to say you're f*cking with the Justin Timberlake and Timbaland sh*t? LMFAO!!!! OH SH*T!!! I guess this doggy didn't read those Shock Value II Sound Scan numbers, huh? LMFAO. Wait, let's get back to square one.

"The music overseas, the party atmospheres -- it's incredible," Banks explained in an interview. "Don't get me wrong, I love the club scenes in New York City and the States, [but] when you go overseas, you might hear [the Black Eyed Peas singing] 'Toniiight's gonna be a good night.' You're hearing that in the club 10 times. So if you didn't know that joint, I come back over here like, 'You don't know that record? You're buggin' -- that's poppin!' That record, Justin Timberlake, Timbaland, Lady Gaga -- you're hearing so many different records, it makes you want to expand as an artist and get records that's enjoyed by all people. They're definitely gonna hear those kind of records from me too...A lot of people don't know I write more than rap music. I can write R&B records. I can write hit records -- just put it like that. Hopefully I'll be writing for a few more people in the future."

^ LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hold the F*CK up!!!! Did this doggy actually sing "Tooonnniggght's gonna be a good night" and then say "I can write R&B records,"????? LMFAO!!!!! Oh sh*t, this is too much for even me. So now is he trying to compete with the old 5-0 who has already lost popularity with singing a** records or is he trying to put the pressure on Drake? SMFH. D*mn. Unfortunately y'all, the rapper ain't lying.

LMFAO!!! Oh sh*t, this doggy is done. Career is in the can, on some real sh*t. But since we're on the subject, let's go ahead and check out @sohhdotcom talking with the big boobed ex-G-Unit chick Olivia and see what she thinks about Banks' "Beamer, Benz or Bentley" sh*t.

"When I was in the group, I always told everybody he was my favorite lyricist, so everybody knows that. and that's probably why everybody used to be like, 'Oh, they're boyfriend and girlfriend.' No dummy, he's just hot [lyrically.] I'm glad he's getting the success off this record, I think it's long-awaited, I always thought he was dope. The record is hot. Juelz [Santana] just added more to it and I just want him to be back in New York to promote the record."

SMFH. No offense, but I bet her "Take It Off" is getting her a bigger buzz than Banks' new sh*t just b/c the remixes are sounding better than the original. Sh*t, Maino, Joe Budden"S" and d*mn near Joell Ortiz killed their features, but wait, maybe Banks can co-sign that sh*t.

Joe BuddenJoell Ortiz


"I've got so much love and a good response on this record that it's actually going to have to be more than one remix because it goes by markets," Banks told VIBE, careful not to drop names. "You got Down South, you got the West coast, you got the East coast. Different regions take different records. I thought the Maino version was cool, I like the Joe Budden verse. Fab is cool too and there's so many more, but those are the ones that stick out to me. They're playing that Joell Ortiz version a lot in NY, too. I still think mine is the tightest, but hey [laughs]."

^ SMFH. In all truthfulness though, let's keep sh*t a hundred, MTV.com did that interview about Banks and maybe doggy was kidding around or just bullsh*tting not realizing his a** was being recorded b/c him switching his sh*t up is just gonna kill his f*cking career. D*mn, even Tony Yayo's Gunpowder mixtape is decent and the music video is kinda hot, but then you think about Banks doing some R&B or f*ck, some d*mn near pop sh*t? SMFH. If y'all ask me, the only rapper who can kinda get away with it but keep the streets respecting him is Jadakiss. F*ck, he even kissed a video chick in that "U Make Me Wanna" music video with Nick Cannon's old lady. F*ck it though, until Banks confirms he is switching sh*t up though or definitely denies it, doggy's career is in the sh*tter like Diddy's vodka haters. LMFAO.

4. Before They Self Destruct

SMFH. I won't even lie, some of y'all that have been f*cking with me since @sohhdotcom hired the doggy to replace my mentor Archie Fucque last year remember how much I aired out Joe Budden's sh*t and was f*cking with Tahiry, right? F*ck it, I've come to a conclusion, BOTH of these motherf*ckers are crazy, d*mn near psycho if you ask me. Since they say this is already a man's world, why not let Tahiry get first coverage since she seemed to b*tch Budden the most out of their relationship. Now WARNING doggies, this is beyond f*ckery down below:

"I'm trying to figure out how I'm going to cover the tattoo and he's giving me some suggestions," Tahiry said in a video. "No butterflies, sorry Mariah [Carey]. He's thinking more like a flower, because I'm such a girlie girl. I'm nervous, I'm kinda shaky. We'll see what happens. Yes, I'm in good hands, six and a half years in tattooing. Sh*t happens...ThisIs50.com...Can you please take that camera off my face! ThisIs50.com, TahiryOnline.com, oh, lord have mercy. Never try that at home, [laughs] I mean never go to a tattoo parlor and get somebody's name on it, on you. Lord Jesus."

The f*cking stunt actually gets me angry b/c I feel even paying it some attention is bullsh*t and while most of y'all are calling her a "washed up b*tch that has used up every last second of fame," I feel it's only necessary to educate the couples out there of how f*cked up you can get with somebody and God forbid you become famous as seen above. And please disregard what the 2010 Rosie Perez said up above, I got my parents' names tatted on my back shoulder so don't trip b/c of her mistake. But does it end with this pitiful a** video of Tahiry NOT REMOVING but COVERING UP a tat of her ex-fiancee? SMFH.....no. Joe Budden catches some feelings and has a meltdown on his Twitter page. SMFH.

"Twitter rant coming... Now...speaking to close friends of mine got me to thinking.. I know I can't be the only 1 with a false impression of themselves.. Or can I ?? Lemme just say, if you don't know me personally, a lot of what I do & say can easily be misinterpreted.. & many fans as a result ... .. Don't know very much about me.. So my attempt at being so personal thru music, blogs, etc thru out the years essentially has backfired.. So 2 clarify.. Tho I may seem Bi polar, anti social, disgruntled, uninterested, sarcastic, malicious, etc.. I don't mean any1 any harm..I've made bad decisions, a lot of them publicly.. But I've learned from all of them, so 2 me they weren't mistakes, just God teaching again contrary 2 popular belief, i don't have beef w/ any rapper, ball player, label, ex, i experienced that years ago & want no parts of it 2day i'm very aware that i've sacrificed fame & $ due 2 not wanting to be part of a "corrupt" system, & any1 that knows me knows thats by choice .. & i think people are confusing my dislike 4 them, with me liking them better from a distance... i rather accept people 4 who they are & not who i'd like them 2 be... ... i just wanna rap & spend time in my favorite place in the world... in my mind... i say all this 2 say.. if u knew me u'd love me (im great), if u DO knw me & think otherwise.. its cuz i didn't care enuff about ur thoughts pain shared is pain lessened. Good night (wild sex >>>>> twitter rant)

^ Don't take offense to this Internet Soldiers, but has anyone ever really covered his a** before/after his sh*t fell through with Tahiry? This doggy has so much built up tension and feelings inside of him but besides WorldStarHipHop recording his streams (which they have seemed to stop doing since Tahiry left him and he dumped Somaya Reece) and sites like @sohhdotcom @bossip @complex etc covering the shortly pre and post break-ups, what special attention did he get that no one else from Slaughterhouse received? SMFH. Y'all get what I'm saying about this and you know what the saddest part of this whole sh*t is? I remember when this doggy's Twitter page used to be private and now the sh*t is just open, almost begging for people to pay him attention. Who knows what the f*ck the future holds b/w them but maybe I'll get the wheels turning, you're welcome you crazy a** lovebirds.

5. "STFU" Honors

It brings me no greater pleasure, doggies, to ring in another special week of "Shut The F*ck Up" Honors with the induction of the famous Jonah Hill talking beyond bullsh*t about Diddy's acting skills (we all saw Carlito's Way: Rise To Power, STFU!!!), Vado d*mn near opening up about how great Cam'ron's unreleased sh*t is and Jay Rock who actually thinks he has a bigger buzz than Jaz-O right now. STFU! With no further ado, I bring to y'all, fools, this week's top picks:

1. Robin Thicke

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"Busta is very top secret--NASA, CIA, don't tell nobody nothing, don't play nobody nothing, so I probably shouldn't have even said that. He's probably sending somebody here right now to beat me up."

2. 5-0 Cent

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"I would kiss Beyonce, Lady Gaga and Rihanna," he said in an interview when asked which he would kiss, marry and avoid amongst the threesome. "I would marry Beyonce, Lady Gaga and Rihanna in Africa, I'd have 3 wives! And I would avoid wearing condoms and have really big families!"

3. Vado


"It's a classic, like part one," Vado revealed in an interview. "Ain't nothing changed, man. Just a different chapter. Ain't nothing changed, n*ggas just going hard. You already know, Killa Season 2 the album is crazy, movie is crazy.....Same sh*t, we putting out classics man. Classic street sh*t."

4. Jay Rock

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"I'm not looking for no attention in that way. I'm on the cover of XXL right now and I've been in every other magazine out. I've had videos on BET and MTV so attention is not what I'm looking for from this."

5. Jonah Hill


"I think Diddy's going to really shock people," Hill told MTV News at South by Southwest in Austin. "We were saying Diddy's kind of the McLovin of 'Get Him to the Greek.' You don't know what he's going to do. Every time he breathes in the movie, it garners a huge laugh."

***LMFAO!!! Things just continue to heat up in this rap game and just like a good Dick, Tracey, I'm covering things and letting y'all know the real deal without sugar coating sh*t. By the time this posts up, I'm guessing T.I. will have had a press conference and Yukmouth will either do a UStream video and/or Suge Knight will have that a** posted up on TMZ.com LMFAO. Oh sh*t speaking of the West, y'all be sure to go out and f*ck with E-40's new albums. Y'all know I hardly ever promote sh*t, if anything, but that doggy has been kicking real authentic sh*t for a minute, sorry Too Short, but the Bay is really repped by E. Other than that, be careful next week, y'all know those April Fool's pranksters are always out on the prowl. LMFAO. --BB***

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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