Caption Diss: Usher Turns Into The "Gay Urban Batman?" (c) Fabolous

Tuesday, Feb 16, 2010 2:25PM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back and crackin' to give y'all, MY readers, a chance of a week-time to toss out that final word. The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to put a clamp down on the SOHH Caption Diss crown for six days and 24 hours. Raymond vs. Raymond Batman, oh sh*t!

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LOL!!! Apologies first and foremost for not checking in with y'all in Pulse Report Comments, but your boy @BulldogButterworth was going INNNNnnnn on fools down in Arlington, Texas at NBA All-Star weekend. Celebrities, big a**es and a whole lotta ground beef at the three-day festivities, but don't be SOHH jealous, I got the cheap a** nose bleed sections so y'all probably made out better than me. Now with that said, I HAD to do an R&B posting this week because binoculars on deck, this fool Usher was on some Power Rangers sh*t Sunday night!!! LMFAO!!! Fabolous already got a head start on this week's Caption Diss, but f*ck his Real Talk, what do Y'ALL think this dude was thinking!? SMFH....looks like he might have some MORE "Confessions" coming out the closet woodwork.

Congrats to @BulldogButterworth @SilkyJohnson for breaking his/her dry spell to win last week's Caption Diss. LOL. "Super Man That H*e" < "MegaTron That H*e." Funny sh*t, doggy. There was some other funny caps and I won't lie, I bit the bullet last week b/c the image really spoke for itself. D*mn, I even thought Yung Berg would submit a posting in there. SMFH...ghost writer or not, that sh*t is NOT a good look when you try to take a trademark and get it jacked, sold off and photographed my mad dudes. The chain has now become an equivalent of Ginger from "Casino." SMFH...quit, Berg or do that "Berg walk!" (c) @Dujon Walsham. LOL.


Aight fools, I'mma treat my ONE Caption Diss victory like the 2006 White Sox winning the World Series......I'mma get that sh*t again, but maybe not right away. With that said, please make some f*cking sense of Usher looking like a bootleg black Phantom. LMFAO. Think it up, submit your comments and make that Monday, February 22nd deadline, doggies. You don't have to call, just ink fools!

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