Pulse Report: Lil Wayne Ready For The Pen, Nicki Minaj's "P*ssy" Is No Game, The Grammys Sh*t On Drake's Debut Set

Friday, Feb 5, 2010 11:55PM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

In this week's Pulse Report....nah, skip all the generic sh*t, it's officially on as we look back over the past week to see why Lil Wayne is ready to put his pants on the ground, try to find Nicki Minaj's "P*ssy," laugh at Foxy Brown's crazy a** name dropping Jay-Z/Lil Kim, find out why Drake's Grammy performance got disrespected and introduce the new "STFU Honors" category...oh, it's SOHH hip-hop!

[Editor's Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]

1. Pants On The Ground

I can't lie, I f*cking love y'all readers, no bullsh*t. But something that I love even more is having to eat my own words. In just this past week, we find out Rebirth is about to do rock star numbers, Wayne ain't shook to take his red pants down for an orange jump suit and Young Money's Shanell is an official jump-off. SH*T!!! D*mn, where do we even start with this? Let's keep things proper as @BulldogButterworth shuts his own a** up with these estimates:

Cash Money/Universal Motown's Lil Wayne long-awaited rock album, Rebirth, hit yesterday, and looks on track for between 140-150k in first-week sales as he prepares to be imprisoned for a year on gun possession charges. Needless to say, his last album, 2008's Tha Carter III debuted with one million sales in its first week. He appears on the cover of the current issue of Rolling Stone.

^SMFH...f*ck. Well, I can easily bite the bullet, swallow the brick, put my own got d*mn pants on the ground for just last December saying:

D*mmmmmmn, now if you can't respect that your whole career's off track, maybe you'll love Wayne when he fades to wack. Yeah, just giving y'all a few more bars to make this more understanding, let me clear the confusion up. Rebirth 2009 s*cks. Interscope not impressed and delays album mad times. Interscope leaks records to see the response. Blogs aren't even f*cking with Wayne's sh*t. Wayne wants his music heard. Young Money OR Interscope pay off Amazon pimple-faced seasonal worker to ship copies. Everyone is "shocked." The album gets delayed through 2011 b/c of Wayne's jail time. LOL. Prove me wrong y'all. February 2010 will be here soon! -Bulldog Butterworth, December 18th, 2009

Aight, so my batting average goes down a notch and change, but then to turn sh*t around and find out Wayne is on that "Oz" tip like he's ready to head into protective custody jail?

"I don't like to stop," Wayne said in an interview. "I believe you stop when you die. This is Lil Wayne going to jail. Nobody I can talk to can tell me what that's like. I just say I'm looking forward to it. I'll have an iPod, and I"ll make sure they keep sending me beats."

^ And yet once again I gotta shut the h*ll up b/c after clowning Weezy F*cking Baby (pun intended) after all these reports, he's finally keepin' sh*t real and getting ready to do that bid. D*mn, and if it wasn't enough that Wayne bagged the baddest b*tches in town (Lauren London, Nivea, Toya, ????), now it turns out Shanell is waiting for his a** after the pen sentence?

D*mn. F*ck. Sh*t. Guess that's one of the perks dude gets from being Young Money. I still remember when he was saying that "Young Moouuula, babbbby" bullsh*t thinkin' he's a f*cking clown (what up, @KillaCamSoSo) and now look at this dude? Just for some of y'all in need of lonely night Friday "material," the first two is Shanell and the rest, well d*mn...let's just say "Every Girl" was an understatement for lil' man.

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2. P*ssy Poppin'

LMFAO!!! D*mmmmmmn, another opportunity to spread Nicki Minaj's a** all across this posting, huh? Well I'll be honest with y'all, sometimes I get confused with the bogus a** material that gets thrown around rap like the Kim Kardashian x Ray J sex tape, but sh*t if I'll lie to y'all and say I WASN'T confused about all the p*ssy talk this week. WTF!? First Nicki Minaj is on Game's "P*ssy Fight" from what I read, then it has Ray J on it, THEN it's Ester Dean? WTF? Before I even toss down the transcript, let's keep this sh*t 1-f*cking-hundred.....Nicki Minaj vs. Ester Dean? D*mmmmmn, somebody LOST big time, maybe that's why Game put this sh*t on a mixtape (no disrespect @DJDrama but WTF?), come on y'all, WHO WOULD YOU RATHER??? (And girls, we want your comments too....)

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Uhhhhh.....huh. And for those of y'all still confused, here is the track we're focusing on:

^ LMFAO @ the Burger King cup. I mean d*mn, shorty can get it but that's on some low class product placement sh*t. LOL. Now as far as Nicki ORIGINALLY being on this? D*mn, maybe sh*t didn't go well with @AmberRose and she had a 'Change of Heart.' LOL

"That's not me on the record w/ The Game n Ray J @DJDRAMA I'm surprised u can't tell," Nicki wrote to DJ Drama after he posted a Twitter link reading 'Off the 'Red Erything' Mixtape @iHategame feat @rayj & @nickiminaj"

And just for anybody who cares how XXX this sh*t got, I pulled a few notable quotes for y'all from Game, Ray and Ester...take a GUESS to who is saying what.

"I know 50 don't be eating your p*ssy right. I know Nelly can't be eating your p*ssy right -- pull your panties down girl we gonna have a p*ssy fight................And I know she's with Reggie Bush but that was Ray J's bush, she used to blow it, used to blow it................I want your tongue inside me, I want it all inside me, come on and beat it like this, beat it like that.............."

And if that's not enough, here is Game defending this bullsh*t:

"seeing some people comments bout "P*ssy Fight" ha ha ha... it's a song bout eatin p*ssy dummy, aint supposed to be gangsta. ya **tch love it N*gga over 21 that say he aint never ate no p*ssy is lyin' like a MOTHAFUCKA !!!! #n*ggaWhoUfoolin #ifitwasntfor eatin p*ssy, 1/2 you n*ggas wouldn't even have a b*tch ! #onMYmama"

LMFAO. Just for the record, do y'all women really like getting (CENSORED)?

3. Ain't No N*gga Like The One I Had

LMFAO. Oh sh*t, is Foxy Brown really killing herself even more? SMFH. Unfortunately, this is too much of a big topic to pass up but @BulldogButterworth is going to do something y'all will consider ground-breaking. But first, let's stick to the bullsh*t.

"The streets talking about the hood going crazy," Foxy raps, "N*ggas heard I f*cked with Ross and had a n*gga baby/They said I f*cked with Nas and now they say it's AZ, but on the low, a real n*gga was Jay-Z -- way before the God blew, way before the Maybach/Outta town trips to Baltimore...I'd rather be at a club at the bar than to disrespect my hood, you 'Dancing With The Stars'/Nah, I'm in the hood taking chances with the Gods -- I can't see all you broads, dismantle all your broads -- slam a b*tch on her back like I'm John Cena, f*ck that, I ain't Kim -- I ain't Trina/I'm BK's own diva."

SMFH....instead of pulling a Maino on this chick, ESPECIALLY name dropping a married dude just to stir sh*t up, I'm going to ONE-TIME ONLY put down what Y'ALL THOUGHT. Only space for TOP 3, doggies, make way!

I just thought it was too funky of a topic for me to address this early in the day. I mean Foxy playing "Guess who P*ssy this is" and having multiple contestants was just a little too funky for me at this point of the day. -@BIGUP 2 BK & REAL HIP HOP
IT WAS A DOPE TRACK, LYRICALLY GOOD, HAD SOME RETRO VIBES THAT I LIKE, BUT I THINK SHE IS MENTALLY STUCK IN HER HAYDAY OF 96-99. SHE IS SPEAKING ON ANCIENT HISTORY AND STILL DISSING LIL KIM, WHO HERSELF IS ALL BUT M.I.A. FROM THE GAME. THIS TRACK WOULD HAVE HAD THE STREETS ON FIRE IN 1997, BUT ITS 2010. NOW, DONT GET ME WRONG, I LOVE EASY MO BEE, FOXY, AND RAP FROM THE 90'S(BEST ERA EVER),BUT I DONT KNOW ABOUT THE SUBJECT MATTER HERE. ITS LIKE LL COOL J FOR OUT NO REASON OUT OF THE BLUE STARTING SH*T WITH CANNIBUS AGAIN. I DONT KNOW, WHAT YOU THINK? -@Ceelo
i understand HOV f*cked her wen she was 16 years,too long ago.why bring it now? B maybe be watching all this with intrest.its hard for pple to get over the 1st love. -@Dblock75

One thing I've learned is to never sh*t on another person's "OPINION," but unless you have a strong or at least "decent" reference/example/point, get the F*CK OUTTA HERE. However, y'all three spoke on some real sh*t. Foxy is playing games. Dissing Kim is on some '97 bullsh*t. Homegirl is still sprung on getting tore up by Jay. Agreed, agreed, agreed.

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4. Who Gives A F*ck About A Grammy

LOL. D*mn, I guess the title kinda gives it away, right? Now look, y'all are pretty much used to me doing this rant and that rant, but I'm going to remain relatively calm on this. I'm not gonna say f*ck the Grammys for making hip-hop look like a f*cking foster child......

"At the Grammys.. Thanx 2 everyone who supported me & Loso's Way..," Fabolous wrote. "Wish me luck 2 bring home this grammy 2nite!! Why don't the Hip hop/rap catorgies get televised?? We (hiphop) are a big part of music 2day, even in mainstream America.. #ihaveadream."
"Y were none of the hiphop categories on t.v. For grammys?," Q-Tip wrote. "RT @edlew: Wow! Comedy category gets airtime but NO F*CKING love for Hip Hop. This is some bullsh*t."

....sh*t, I'm not even that upset about these fools forgetting about the past rap conflicts.....

At least three of the five acts nominated in the Grammy Awards' new rap category said Thursday that they will boycott the nationally televised ceremony on Feb. 22, 1989 because the award won't be presented during the broadcast. Charging that rap music is being "treated like a stepchild" and "ghetto-ized," Bill Adler, director of publicity for Rush Artists Management in New York, said Rush artists L.L. Cool J and D.J. Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince would not attend the show even though D.J. Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince had been asked to present another award during the telecast.

....and d*mn, I could care less about them not remembering the recent boycotts.......

"I didn't think they gave the rightful respect to hip-hop," Jay-Z told MTV News earlier this month (2002), explaining why he has avoided the awards show since 1999 despite several nominations and a win for Best Rap Album. "It started that they didn't nominate DMX that year," he said. "DMX had an incredible album. He didn't get a nomination. I was like, 'Nah, that's crazy.'"

But what it comes down to is sh*tting on my boy, Jimmy Brooks Drake with his censored as f*ck performance.

If you weren't watching, or have successfully avoided our Grammys coverage up until now, Wayne, Em, and Drake ran through "Drop the World" (the only good song on Rebirth) and "Forever"* with Travis Barker and rock guitarists. Also present were CBS's overzealous bleep-machine operators, who rendered huge chunks of the performance completely silent. It's all kind of bizarre: Why were whole lines being cut to avoid one profanity? Why was the music cut out along with the mikes? Did the bleep button keep getting stuck in the on position or something?

SMFH...and to top this sh*t? These fools try to actually justify what they did.

"It was a rousing musical performance, but words were edited from the live telecast that didn't meet our broadcast standards," said CBS spokesman Chris Ender. "We have great respect for artists' creative freedom, but there are certain things you can't say, or sing, on television."

To me, it's f*cked up b/c I read the interviews with him saying how "nervous" and excited he was to be making his first mark on the Grammy stage and with greatness like Eminem and Lil Wayne next to him to cut the pressure of performing solo. But just as I say "F*CK THE GRAMMYS" over them censoring the set, I also say "F*CK THOSE FOOLS" b/c until I hear Yeezy tell me different, I'm saying they banned my dude from attending. Now with all that said, I guess I should just express my true feelings about the annual staged sh*t.

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^Y'all got 72 hours.

5. STFU Honors

Now I'm not gonna lie to y'all. This isn't going to be based off comments or even the overall look, but the "Shut The F*ck Up Honors" is something I've been pressing @sohhdotcom to let me roll with and they're letting me test the waters. Yeah, I could have used this last slot to talk about 5-0 Cent getting clowned by Olivia or even how Eve is REALLY f*cking with Dirty Money, but it's time to highlight the TOP 5 "STFU" winners.....VH1 has their sh*t, Bulldog has his own. Congrats to the winners and proper respect to @ElliotWilson for those "Negro Please" days and @EdLover's "C'Mon Son" sh*ts, y'all inspired the dog, doggies.

Memphis Bleek

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"I felt like I didn't want to put out another release under Def Jam if they going to look at me selling 400,000 copies as a loss. I'd rather lose on my own label like that, you know what I mean."

5-0 Cent

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"See, I made sacrifices for other artists that I don't think people acknowledge them. Don't get f*cked up, when I'm doing the Get Rich Or Die Tryin' soundtrack, I know I'm supposed to be doing 'I'll Whip Your Head Boy,' and I'm doing 'If I Was Your Best Friend,' because I'm already two million in the hole on the actual project."

Nelly

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"Not sure if you're familiar with the Ocean's 7 Crew. It's me, Jermaine Dupri, Trey Songz, Johnta Austin, Brian Michael Cox and Tyrone "International" Davis. We're working on kind of like the male version of 'The View.'

Knoc-turn'al

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"[Game] can't make or break my career. I was here before him and I'm still the prince of the West Coast. 'I' took time off to get myself and my family together..."

Tila Tequila

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"Yea im upset that he didn't tell me about the other baby he had on the way, thats why he asked me to go 2 studio 2 tell me about it!!! So once I found out I was f*cking pissed! Cuz he was like "D*mn this sh*t is crazy! CUz my sons mama got a son too!" I said "WHAT??!!!??!" So Game pretty much lied to all his baby mama's, me included, and to everyone else."

***I swear, I f*cking love y'all and the comments left here and in Caption Diss b/c there is so much sh*t going on in the rap game that it drives peeps crazy! Now look, respect to y'all showing love to the dog and MAJOR PROPS to y'all dissing me b/c it's the collective efforts that make this sh*t entertaining and REAL. F*ck unity and "We Are the World," let's save that for Haiti and focus on being gritty and breaking this rap sh*t down. Speak your mind, make up fake sh*t, post links to prove your points, etc....f*ck basketball, I LOVE THIS GAME. I'll f*cks with y'all in the comments section. -BB***

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[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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