Caption Diss: Kanye West: "F*ck A Grammy, I'd Rather Have My Grammy"

Tuesday, Feb 2, 2010 2:50PM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are back on that world tour tip to give y'all, the minute-to-minute loyal readers a shot of a week-time to drop the final word. The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to hold down the SOHH Caption Diss crown for a period of seven days. Let the disses commence!

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No bullsh*t, f*ck a Grammy. F*ck the wack a** dissing they did to hip-hop. F*ck the f*ckery they pulled off with that Lil Wayne x Eminem x Drake x (WHERE THE F*CK IS KANYE WEST!?) performance. And really just f*ck the politics behind it. Y'all thought @Bulldog Butterworth was on his bullsh*t, huh? Nah doggies, looks like the Grammys caused more upset stomachs than White Castle burgers on a weeknight. But all in all, the main question is where was the most infamous Grammy person in the game, Yeezy, during awards night? From what I've heard, dude got banned from the ceremony, although...these claims have been proven wrong in the past. Well, now that we got a hold of Ye, I wonder what homie has on his mind. Hhmmmmm....

LMFAO. Now this is a first. Turns out the winner of Nicki Minaj and Justin is....uhmmm......"....", yeah "that" dude. LOL. Granted, I felt like homie jacked @Treebaabaa's diss but since I can't put a vote in, it didn't matter. So congrats @"......" for putting up a funny a** caption b/c we ALL know...well, y'all already have an idea to what I'm hinting at.....


Aight, I'm still ranking in the Top 5 but believe y'all me, I WILL be crowned before Drake gets a release date for Thank Me Later. LOL. Until that day, keep steppin' your sh*ts up doggies b/c unless y'all can recite Ye's College Dropout to 808's & Heartbreak, then you might get left behind. Killin' y'all fools in my all-black prints, Mayonnaise colored fonts, we don't read your Miracle sh*ts. Ink 'em, submit 'em and remember the cut-off is Monday, February 8th. Where are you, Dog-gy?

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