Pulse Report: Beanie Sigel Drops The Roc On T.I., Diddy Wants Biggie's Spot & Birdman's Oil Well Dries Up
Friday, Feb 19, 2010 11:55PM
In this week's Pulse Report, we're switchin' that a** back all the way to yesterweek to check out Beanie Sigel moving past Jay-Z for T.I., try to make sense of Diddy wanting a shot at Biggie's untouched spot, search for Birdman's untraceable oil wells, *Blank Stare* at Fabolous and induct a whole new class of "STFU Honors" inductees.
[Editor's Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]
1. Death To My Enemies
All bullsh*t aside, doggies, Beanie Sigel should really be paying me some f*cking Philly cheese steak sandwiches for all the coverage he gets in PULSE REPORT. This doggy has yet to "officially" sign with G-Unit, gets no responses from Jay-Z other than him being "shocked" at the comments that have been made, lied to us about this Nas/Jay-Z "Empire State of Mind" bullsh*t diss track and about a grip of other sh*t you could imagine...AND YET, I allow him to get all of y'all to read/watch/shake your head at the bogus a** attempts to get a buzz. WTF? Now before we get into that footage from Valentine's Day
Massacre, I want to first point out how distanced this doggy is from his own Philly brother, Freeway.
"Beans was on the Roc before me, he was the person that brought me there. Him and Jay had a deeper relationship than I did. Obviously there had to be some kind of buildup, 'cause I know Beans love Jay. I know he do. He got to. All the things they been through together. I mean, I can't complain about Jay at all. He gave me that first major co-sign. That first co-sign was enough for me. I don't got nothing bad to say about him."
^ That should be the third strike right there, not only did the grip of State Property doggies write you off like a f*cking tax return, but your "Roc Boys" co-rhymer even said "What the F*CK are you doing, Beans?" (paraphrased) and yet it's not enough. SMFH.....and even though y'all are gonna say I'm hyping this up more than a
World Star Dime Wars Forbez DVD video clip, Beans just shot his own a** for trying to go after.................T.I.?
"You supposed to pass that Roc when that ball got heavy," Sigel raps, "Instead you gettin' picked at half court already -- He 45 and playing for the Wizards already -- I'm a nightmare, show up in your dreams like Freddy/Sigel, Desert Eagle Arc heavy, already, n*ggas is running scared already/Memph Bleek peed the sheets leave the bed all wetty/Ugh, let's get it on already -- Jeezy blew, everybody trappin' now/I got caught with a gat, they tried to roof a n*gga, offered me 30 flat, for shootin' a n*gga, but shorty got caught with some hardware and he home already/Something wrong there, if I don't see it, I don't say it/That's how I play it, I'm just saying what they saying but they scared to say it..."
^ No bullsh*t though, doggies, I won't lie. "Memph Bleek/Peed the sheets/Leave the bed/All Wetty" = F*CKING HILARIOUS and dope as sh*t. But the other jabs? WTF? Aight, so maybe some of the sh*t was authentic and a freestyle from the Mac's head, but taking shots at the "King of the South," Beans? Really? SMFH........maybe 5-0 Cent gave him the green light. LMFAO. But before we up and leave this, let's at least see why Bleek is willing to "dead their beef," which would also be the most suckerish sh*t ever being that Beans has lost all respect from us anyway.
"Could it ever be mended? Jay is gone," Bleek said in an interview. "I could sit down with Beans. You wanna holla with me, he knows how to get in contact with me. I'm out here. Jay's gone. Ain't no time to look back. Where [Jay's] at, no time to look back. If Jay looks back, it's the back of the G5 [jet], luggage. He's gone. We don't need that. Where's the problem? When [all the Roc-A-Fella artists] signed their release paper and went their separate ways, it was no problem. Now it's a problem. Why do you need to talk?"
And to all you day dreamers out there.......just remember these days:
2. Blame It On The Ciroc
LMFAO!!! Is Diddy serious? Let's be clear for a quick minute. Diddy "is" talking more loose than those Knoc-Turn-Al interviews and may have had a bit too much Circoc Vodka in his cereal bowl these past few weeks b/c some of the sh*t I've been reading AND WATCHING has me with a f*cking Pooch Patrol grin on my face, WTF is doggy talking about!?!? From saying the music out right now is bullsh*t to being ready to take opening act gigs and then, LMFAO, saying he is the "baddest motherf*cker to EVER touch the face of the Earth?" F*ck what @BowWow said in the past, Tim Westwood deserves a f*cking cup of English rum for the sh*t he got Diddy to talk about:
On his rap lyrics getting better:
"On the rap tip, everybody's like, 'Come on Puff, we want you to give it to us the way you used to,'" Puff explained to radio personality Tim Westwood. "Like, take it to the essence and I'm gonna be doing more of that stuff but also, on The Last Train to Paris, I'm evolving. It's time to take some risks, it's time for me to make some true soul music, a lot of records out right now don't mean anything, they don't have no depth and instead of me complaining about it, I wanted to do something to lead the way to show there's other creative things you could do."
Becoming an opening act for half-a** performers:
"Me and my crew, we're putting together a whole new team and we coming to smash and spread a lot of love," Diddy told radio personality Tim Westwood. "And we wanna do shows and we wanna go on right before anybody who wants to open up for them. Whoever wants us to open up for them, we just wanna open up and we'll take shorts on the money, we'll make you a better performer...I'm just coming to do what I do, I'm not putting anybody under pressure, I'm just here to raise and elevate the level of the game...Hey UK, you know I'm coming there. Any UK artists want me to open up for y'all or whatever, put your boy on. I'm gonna do some collaborations out there with some cats you know, just look out for that Last Train to Paris coming at the end of June..."
Talking about being the best to ever do this rap sh*t:
"But there's also a lot of cats that emulate the style and they not even really connecting in their head who they got it from. Anything they're doing right now as far as in the game, I started the jets, I started the yachts, I started owning the companies, I started the liquor, I started getting money, I started hiring us, empowering us, I started the whole vote campaign, anything that wasn't cool, anything that wasn't traveling, artists traveling overseas, getting that up, I mean, that's what I do, my style and my flavor and my swag is really unstoppable and second to none, and it's a lot of people that invented the style so when I come back in June, they gotta give me my sh*t back, because the official has returned. I let them live for a minute and that's all good -- a lot of cats are out there with my haircut, they try to dress [like me], they try to wear shades and they messing up the suit game because they don't have the Italian cut, they got like a Steve Harvey cut on their suit...I'm definitely one of the baddest motherf*ckers to ever touch the face of the earth."
LMFAO. Pulling a few key quotes for y'all would just be too funny. Yes, I realize y'all are hot and heated b/c I said Diddy wanted to take Biggie's spot (that'll never happen by anyone, sorry "Little" Wayne.), but the way this dude is talking. Doesn't it sound kinda like:
"You know the rules / Went from BK to New Jeruze / Look at the planes we flew / B*tches we ran through / Now the year's new / I want my spot back, take two."
Wait, who am I kidding, this is coming from "this" doggy? SMFH...........:
3. Splash Oil Falls
Not trying to be too funny with this sh*t and not trying to sound more mundane than middle school sex education classes using dusty a** VHS Disney videos after separating the boys and girls into two different class rooms, but we gotta take a quick look at this Birdman x oil and natural gas sh*t. LMFAO. Are you f*cking kidding me? To be honest, who really gives a f*ck if it's a legit business or not but then at the same time, this is coming from doggy who swears on Weezy's dreads that Cash Money makes more than Jay-Z. LOL. Let's start from the beginning, Bronald Oil or Browner Oil? Hhmmmm....
"I've been in the oil business about 4 or 5 years now," he revealed in an interview. "That's something me and my brother decided to do outside of music. I read about oil a lot and I was able to get in business. [My company] is called Browner Oil, and I'm making good money off that; that's something for my kids and my kids' kids. They can live off that money forever. I did a few different deals. That was just one of them. When you're dealing with oil, you buy in different areas. Right now I'm active; I got pumps and sh*t that are getting money monthly. I like that oil sh*t. I'm gonna put some more time into it."
^ LMFAO. Why does Baby find the need to just use such f*cking unnecessary bogus a** sh*tty language in interviews? The nerve of this f*cking dude. LOL. Nah, all lame a** jokes aside, doggy doesn't sound like he's bullsh*tting too much up top and f*ck the WaWa gas station around me, I'd f*ck with his company if given the choice. But wait, where exactly "is" his company at?
Further reports by Bloomberg show that the oil company is listed as serving oil to Oklahoma, Florida and New Orleans, but Oklahoma's oil industry authority claimed to have never heard of such a company and said that they have never partnered with Bronald Oil & Gas LLC. Records in Oklahoma also list the address for the corporation to be a beach front condo in Florida. This all doesn't add up to be a good scenario for Bronald especially since they just launched.
LMFAO. Oh sh*t, wait, maybe I'm tripping. This dude didn't "lie" about some oil and gas company, did he? Let's get Birdman and Slim on the phone...NOW!!!
As for what Bronald is doing in the oil and natural-gas business, the Williams brothers declined through their publicist, Kia Selby, to comment. Selby said she was unable to provide information about the oil company. Bronald doesn't have a listed telephone number. Numbers for residences in New Orleans and Florida that are linked to Bronald in state records don't take incoming calls.
SMFH............really, Baby Bird? Really? All in all, I think this is a valuable tool y'all should be reading. Now granted, this is going to get posted sometime today, Friday, and Birdie may have addressed the matter or it'll get swept under the rug like that Nicki Minaj x Remy Ma alleged video last year. SMFH...........whatever the case is, this sh*t looks shadier than Wayne's dental surgery plea. And actually, when we REALLY break this sh*t down, maybe we just "misunderstood" what Baby was REALLY talking about........
4. This Is Not Competition 2
First off, let me just say don't get it f*cked up, I could recite more Fabolous DJ Clue mixtape punch lines than your grandma can fold your soiled undergarments, @KillaCamSoSo, but listen to me when I tell y'all this...........WHO THE F*CK CARES ABOUT FABOLOUS' NEW MIXTAPE? At first I was tight that @sohhdotcom was following this sh*t like it was Detox, but then come to find out, @myfabolouslife is doing d*mn near daily updates on why he hasn't dropped the sh*t yet. LMFAO. So for this situation, let's take a look at possibly one of the most over-hyped FREE mixtapes we've seen promoted and how many excuses chipped tooth
Nas Fab has used to this point, from new to old.
"In Vegas, gettin a cut from @mardabarber.. I'm at Prive 2nite.. #itsgoindown like ya head when u doze off! Had fun n Vegas, saw @therealkiss.. Says he got a verse 4 #TiNc2! Yall wouldn't b mad at a day hold up 4 a Jadakiss verse would yall? Now I'm on the plane headin to Maryland 2 perform at Maryland Eastern Shore Univ. 2nite.."
"On my way 2 Atl.. Welcome back dinner at Room Service Lounge.. Party 2nite at Gold Room," he wrote. " RT @LTLline: @myfabolouslife you ready LEGGGGOOOOO!!!!!!!!!<-- u already know! #itsgoindown like a elevator at the top floor Bout 2 meet @Djdrama to drop off 95% off #TiNc2, think imma add All the Way Turnt Up & Beamer, Benz or Bentley 2 the mixtape 2day."
"Jus bodied the Jay Electronica Exhibit C beat 4 #TiNc2.. 1song left 2 do.. #TiNc2 will b out next week.. #iswear," Fabolous wrote Saturday morning.
"I appreciate everyone lookin 4 & forward to #TiNc2.. It will b #classic.. But in light of the haiti tradegy imma hold of til end of Jan.," Fab wrote via Twitter on Tuesday (January 19). "Its very sad & tragic, & tho I has previously scheduled 2 release it, don't feel good bout talkin "funeral" n these times. Patience 4 #TiNc2 Its only a week, 10 days at most.. And its crazy.. Anyone who's heard any of the #TiNc2 mixtape please vouch that its crazy!"
"It took God 6 days 2 create the heavens & the Earth.. Took 300 million yrs 2 make the Grand Canyon..," he wrote Monday (January 4). "Takes 9 months 2 birth a baby, but u get a bundle of joy.. So hav patience 4 the mixtape. #TiNc2 will b the baby jesus of mixtapes!"
"Sorry my twiggas spoke 2 Dj Drama.. Last minute he had 2 go away 4 the holidays so we couldn't finish the mixtape. But...," he wrote on Christmas via Twitter, "We will now drop it Top of January & now u can start 2010 off right wit Loso! "There is No Competition 2 - The Funeral Service Jan. 2010."
Fab wants to release viral visuals for "Lullaby," "Last Time" and "Makin' Love," while a clip "I'mma Do It" hit the 'net a few weeks ago. Look for Fab to keep heating up cyberspace with a new mixtape on December 25, hosted by DJ Drama.
^ LMFAO!!! Actually, that sh*t is more depressing than sad. And it's no disrespect to @djdrama b/c I've been f*cking with the Apphilates since those T.I. mixtapes were dropping so it comes down to Fab making this out to be an album, right? SMFH....look, remember all that hype over Loso's Way and the sh*t was a certified dud? Maybe if he had some Al Pacino movie clips in it and avoided doing his own movie, aight, but WTF? @myfabolouslife? Y'all can holla at me in the comment section (for real, this weekend) if y'all wanna discuss, but until Fab is back on that "Fabolous Sport" sh*t, y'all taking this mixtape hype serious?
5. STFU Honors
D*mn, I keep wondering if we'll run into a solid week of just realistic, educated and well thought out quotations but then I wake up and turn on the iPhone. LOL. From seeing Olivia thinking we're going to see a "new" version of herself to DJ Webstar saying some retarded sh*t on Twitter to Russell Simmons giving John Mayer his "own"
hood mogul pass, we got it all.
"Oh definitely, a lot different," she said about her new music compared to past. "You couldn't get to know me period when I was at J Records because I was just starting and everybody was trying to give me a direction that they wanted me to do. And the other label, I just had to conform to being around a bunch of rappers, so you definitely couldn't get to know me then either. I had to be able to fit in with them. So nobody really knows what the real Olivia is, but now you'll be able to tell when you hear the album."
2. DJ Webstar
"You can tell who you want and you can feel how you feel aint no young n*gga in the game f*ckin wit me! NOBODY," Web wrote early Tuesday (February 16) morning. "And this aint music money either!!and It aint to many young n*ggas around so yall figure it out!! I'm not fronting its facts no young n*gga got more money than me! We can talk about it when they ready imma show yall some sh#t ! I'm normally very humble but somebody made me mad! So f*ck it imma get back on my sh*t. I'm about to start naming names!!! Stay tuned!!!"
3. Russell Simmons
"A lot of black people use that word, all the time -- myself included -- kind of as a way to ease the pain from it. You sort of forget that it even existed. We can do that. But when you see people outside of the community do that, it's more hurtful. He didn't mean anything by it. I give him a pass. He's hard on his girls, though, ain't he? On the black community, it's not so hard. That's my opinion."
4. Asher Roth
"All the producers that are going to be on the album, I've sat down with in their living room before we got into the whole music making thing. That's super important to any artist. It makes the creation process so much easier. The sound is going to give people feelings again. I'm through with listening to musicwith no intestines, no gut. I want to make that dope sh*t that people can feel."
"But when I first, like, two years ago when I really first started dropping joints on the net, like, people wasn't f*cking with me. N*ggas was like, 'Ah, get the f*ck outta here,' but once I started building up the substance and material and people were seeing that the material was good, slowly but surely they started f*cking with it. The comments used to make me mad but when they be hating, they're Internet thugs so I ain't worried about that."
***LMFAO!!! Aiight doggies, the top dog is back in full f*cking effect and see my absence from the comments section last week did not go unnoticed. So do everyone a favor, unless you're going to complain about something mentioned, give props to somebody for clowning the sh*t outta a reference or maybe just go snitch to @myfabolouslife, go to CAPTION DISS and submit some funny sh*t, otherwise? BRING IT ON!!! My peeps are inking strong in here and "worst blogger/writer" sh*tty labels aside, I f*cking love y'all puppies, doggies. SOHH stir up some sh*t and/or bring out your own references/examples and maybe I'll just shut the f*ck up and give you a CO-SIGN. Sh*t is wild in the rap game and I'm here to observe it and report it, doggies! -BB ***
[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]