Pulse Report: Young Buck Slams 50 Cent, Diddy Protects Rick Ross, Alfamega Still Snitching [Beef Edition]
Friday, Jan 8, 2010 10:15PM
In this week's Pulse Report: Beef Edition, we're headed to Ca$hville to hear Young Buck blast off at G-Unit, move out to Las Vegas to see Diddy protect Biggie Smalls' second coming, listen to Alfamega keep on snitching and SOHH much more!
[Editor's Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]
1. Hit 'Em Up
F*ck it, really. Let's cut to the chase and save some of the bullsh*t for other sites, Young Buck is right in every sense of the matter. He's right for kicking off 2010 with some "F*ck 5-0 Cent" sh*t. He's right for adding Lloyd Banks and Tony Yayo and anyone associated with the Unit in there. He's right for making this some all-out warfare NOT by doing wack a** cartoons (we see you Rick Ross!), NOT by doing some gimmick sh*t, NOT by trying to film baby mamas' out in Ca$hville and NOT by doing weak a** one verse disses. Young Buck kept his sh*t a hundred and went all in with the disses. "Happy New Year" to "Steroids" to "Do It For Ya" to "Finish What You Start" to some sh*t he probably released after this posting goes up...but for the rest of y'all not caught up, peep some of the slick sh*t homie has popped off at the Unit-y boys.
"You could give me ten million and I wouldn't come back/What the f*ck is 50 Cent is what Jimmy [Iovine] said/Look at yourself, even now digging up the dead/Get some help all you had left was one Buck/And you lost that and f*cked up, now it's 'Happy New Year.'"
"My contract's f*cked up and yours is too, Curtis, for the next ten years you're Jimmy's wh*re dude/You Eminem's slave, belong to [Dr.] Dre/Think if they tried to hold your a** back to getting paid/What would you do, tell your sister Yayo that her career through?"
"Oh I'm so hard on your h*e a**, n*gga, you thought you did something to Buck. You created a monster you f*ck n*gga! Eh Yayo, Jimmy [Iovine] told me he'll never put out another album of yours. So I understand why you washing that n*gga 50's draws...Eh Banks, don't forget now, I brought you back around that b*tch a** n*gga Curtis,you know when you was at home and sh*t..."
"Put me in positions where it seems I'm the victim," Buck raps, "And even though you diss him, still the whole world miss him/Way out in London, England n*ggas like he still breathing and soon I will get even but my goals I'm still achieving/I am Cashville like LeBron James is Cleveland, no Allen [Iverson], I ain't coming back to the team this season."
D*mmmmmmmmn Buck, f*ck some tears, those words were hard as f*ck. Now look, I know y'all want to go ahead and crucify this already but before you start saying about how he was disloyal, wanted to re-join the Unit, lied about this and that, was addicted to drugs, etc.....let's take a second and realize all the contributions Buck made to 5-0's crew when Yayo was locked up. KILLED the "PIMP" remix, held sh*t down on Banks' "Groupie Luv" porno DVD and even got the South to f*ck with the Unit. And even when Buck said he wasn't trying to go at 5-0 again, Mr. Cent just kicked back and ignored Buck's contract and ultimately left him out for dead. (Yo Beans, you might want to take note of this sh*t doggy.) SMFH....and what has 5-0 said since this sh*t popped off last weekend?
LMFAO....aiight, in all fairness this is going to likely be addressed with an Angie Martinez interview or else 5-0 will resort to going through more archived Buck crying tape we haven't heard yet. SMFH....d*mn, oh well, the South is still f*cking with Buck from what I hear and regardless of how y'all feel, let dude know ----> @youngbuckmarley
2. Born Again, Ready 2 Die
LMFAO!!! Diddy x Rick Ross, d*mn, word son? Now I've read and seen some hilarious sh*t in these past 20 something odd years but this new relationship Puff and Robert has is beyond ridiculous. In all honesty, where do we even start? I'll let Did-he-really-say-that talk while I compose myself:
"Oh y'all ain't hear the second verse," Diddy said about Ross' 'Angels' collaboration. "Yo, y'all gonna peep that when we world premiere that. I don't know, I guess him and Biggie locked up in the room, even my man Hen Roc even said that. For my man Hen Roc to say that and co-sign it like 'Yo, my man right there sounding like our homie.' That right there is something special. That's a mean co-sign, that's a mean co-sign. I don't know what was going on in the studio, the spirits were connecting but it's official. It ain't bootleg, it ain't got no preservatives in it."
You know what's even more funny than hearing Diddy compare Rick Ross to the best rapper ever (sit down Tupac Shakur, word to Drake)? Well, that's Puffy saying "Crack Music" was meant for his 2006 flop drop Press Play? WOOOORD?
"That right there is off of Press Play," Diddy said referring to his 2006 album. "But you know I ain't gonna lie, that was better for Ye's album. You know what I'm saying? They hit that 'Crack Music' and that was wooo. We making that field n*gga sh*t. n*gga. We aint' f*cking with none of them house n*ggas. Sh*t is real chocolately, real motherf*cking blue black...We ain't talking about race, we talking about music. That black soulful, black recession, broke, gut grenching, motherf*cking make a baby, get your feet swoll up, dancing on the dance floor."
*Blank A** Stare*........two strikes, the third one though? LMFAO, Diddy breaking up Floyd Mayweather Jr. from putting a few of those 1, 2 punches on Ricky? Oh sh*t!
Floyd Mayweather was ready to rumble with a famous nemesis in Vegas this weekend -- but just before a fight broke out, Diddy saved the day. It all went down at the grand opening of Vanity nightclub in the Hard Rock Hotel -- which was hosted by Diddy. We're told Floyd Mayweather rolled over to the party to see Diddy, when he literally ran into rapper Rick Ross. Sources tell TMZ one of the men "bumped" into the other man and their entourages immediately became "confrontational." But as things started to heat up, we're told Diddy swooped in between the guys and calmed everyone down. We called Mayweather's camp for comment and his father, Floyd Mayweather Sr., told us there's been beef between Floyd and Ross for a while because Ross has allegedly been, "talking s**t." We're told both Mayweather Jr. and Ross eventually went back in the club and partied the rest of the night away without incident.
Didn't Diddy get involved with that 5-0 and Fat Joe MTV VMA Awards incident back in 2005? LOL. Regardless, the fact that it took a 40 year-old man to calm these two dudes down is beyond belief for me but WTF do I know, right? SMFH. Let's be clear, Ross is deep in the South and his goons probably run Miami but a one-on-one with Pretty Boy? Nah doggies, peep the math:
In my best Funkmaster Flex voice, "Let's be very clear..........." Ross ain't f*ckin' with Mayweather financially or in a face-to-face, but entourages gettin' involved? Sh*t, you're messing with informants, goons and all kinds of sh*t. LOL.
3. Tattle Tail
Alfamega. Snitch. End of story. D*mn, I wish it were that simple but unfortunately we gotta break this sh*t down. Now I am never one to laugh at violence or especially when someone's kids are the victims of assault but d*mn if you can't tell me Alfa isn't mad at getting free exposure at the cost of his daughter and son getting beat the f*ck up.
The rapper is in shock after his children were involved in a violent altercation at T.I.'s Georgia nightclub - his daughter suffered multiple stab wounds and his son broke his jaw. The hip-hop star's kids were caught up in the clash at Club Crucial in Atlanta, which is co-owned by T.I., on Christmas Eve. Alfamega, real name Cedric Zellars, has confirmed his daughter and son - who have not been named - were seriously injured when a group allegedly attacked the girl and his son stepped in to help. His daughter was admitted to hospital after suffering three stab wounds and a punctured lung, while his son was treated for a broken jaw and multiple contusions. They have since been released from hospital.
In shock, eh? Now I got connects down South but let's try and piece some things together. If your family knows about T.I. cutting you off and making it known he doesn't f*ck with you anymore, why would your kids just happen to go to Tip's co-owned club? Even worse, how do you simply accept a half-a** excuse and explanation of the "King" and/or the club's peeps being behind the sh*t?
"I had a talk with Tip's uncle Derrick, who co-owns Club Crucial," Alfa said in an interview. "I was like 'my daughter got stabbed up there dog and my son got his jaw fractured. He 'was like huh? I didn't know that.' They didn't know, they people they got into it with didn't know they were my children. I was told that my children wasn't in the wrong. The girls and the dudes attacked her and stabbed her and basically my son jumped in cause they were attacking his sister and somebody hit him from the blindside."
SMFH....okay, great, this has all been cleared up now. But wait, hold up, you're kidding me right? Alfa-DEA is going the Tia Kemp, Superhead and Faith Evans route by dropping his own f*cking tell-all? SMFH:
"I been writing my book though, that's all I been doing," he revealed in an interview. "It's about my life, everything that happened, giving it real, the whole scenario of what went down with the court stuff, the guy [drug dealer Ali Baager], me and Tip and everything. The name of the book is titled Displaced Loyalty and Revenge. [I've written to] about the sixth chapter."
To anyone reading this (you too, Alf) who caught feelings with me labeling this guy a "snitch," let's make this clear. I personally don't give a f*ck about TheSmokingGun.com exposing both Rick
False Ross and Alf, but when there is the initial denial, and then they get MORE EVIDENCE and dudes to speak out against you, and you plan to do these little bullsh*t BET Tell-All interviews or do a hand-written book that centers on you trying to maintain your street cred? F*ck outta here. The reason I'm rolling with:
is simply because after time has passed and you capitalize off your kids being brutally beat-up by doing interviews about books and movies, I don't f*ck with that doggies. Make space Bow Wow, Alfa has joined the BANNED Pulse Report club.
4. I Need A Girl (To Bella)
LMFAO ---> SMFH. Word, Joe Budden"S"? In all fairness, I know dude reads Pulse Report since he's "King of the World Wide Web," but let's keep sh*t 100 right now. Despite all the dissing I did at him for doing my girl @TheRealTahiryJose dirty with those bullsh*t JoeBuddenTV broadcasts and everything else, I really feel for dude. Let's do the math....he lost......her:
..........and then he moved on to a five-year relationship with homegirl:
....and even though I was jealous as sh*t, dude decided to air the f*ck out of Somaya Reece, oh, my bad, "his ex-girl":
"Because Somaya, I blocked your b*tch a**," Budden said in a video recording. "I blocked you on my Twitter and as soon as I leave a f*cking Tweet, your f*cking crazy dumb a** sends me a f*cking text. You better stop f*cking stalking me n*gga. Stop f*cking stalking my Twitter feed b*tch. That b*tch is f*cking stalking my Twitter page. That b*tch made a f*cking fake Twitter account...A**hole year is gone -- [she] pretended to be really, really, really cool -- and then after so long, she revealed her crazy Spanish colors and begin to act like a lunatic and getting out of a five year relationship, why do I want to be with anyone who is a f*cking lunatic? I just left someone who is a f*cking lunatic...I don't want any beef with motherf*cking Somaya, I don't want any beef with Gloria Velez, I don't want any beef with Tahiry, I don't want any beef with b*tches. Period. I'm off that. It's a new year, it's a new year, grow the f*ck up..."
Now in all fairness, Joe Budden is absolutely correct. F*ck these chicks, right? I mean, if they could just see what Gloria said:
...or maybe what about what Tahiry said about him, right?
So yeah, I'm f*cking with Budden"S" on this one, Somaya Reece, you should have done your homework because if you didn't know what you were going to get yourself in to, then you're definitely gonna need your rap credentials revoked. Now as far as the women out there trying to get some of JumpOff, please advise yourself properly and remember how all these happy endings never took place. SMFH....and at the end of the day, look at what he gave up, big deal, right?
5. A Love Letter To Rosa Acosta
So I heard the rumors about your relationship with Soulja Boy Tell Em back in the last few months of 2009 and couldn't be happier to hear they were faker than a Barbie's a**. Now look, I have been following your @RosaAcosta Twitter page since jump street and when they were just coming across your stretching videos, I already was on the prowl to get your personal autograph. You model your a** off and I work mine day-and-night for these Pulse Report & Caption Disses. You got haters, I got haters. Congratulations on making the Women of King Magazine re-launch and even bigger props for holding onto the n*ts of these bloggers out there, even some females too. Even though the closest I might get this to you is through a Twitter RT, I want you to know that when you're ready for the official one-on-one, call up the powers that be @sohhdotcom and let's give the Pulse Report readers a tale of mystery, lust, gossip, rap sh*t and a whole bunch more. Until then, we can only maintain sanity courtesy of your photos. From our hands to your ears:
***LMFAO!!! I told y'all, give me some more time and I could turn sh*t up a few hundred, thousand trillion. SOHH now we got videos and photos, I figured, if I can't get a daily spot on here, I will at least see how much freedom SOHH will let me have on the Pulse Report section. Let me know what y'all think and let's keep rockin' out in 2010. Get Buck!!!***
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