Pulse Report: Game Mocks Tiger Woods Jump-Offs, Freeway Misses Roc-A-Fella, Dream Says "F*ck A Grammy"

Friday, Dec 4, 2009 5:00PM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

In this week's Pulse Report, we're clockin' back seven days to peep Game finding shame in Tiger Woods' jump-offs, sleep through Freeway talking about Jay-Z/Beanie Sigel, laugh at The-Dream's Grammy rant, see 50 Cent still catchin' feelings and oh SOHH much more!

[Editor's Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]

1. The Jump-Off

LMFAO!!! D*mn, I can't believe it took this long, but Tiger Woods' a** finally got busted (pause) and turns out ol' girl might have a better swing than him. Now granted this sh*t happened last week, but d*mn if this isn't some of the funniest hype we've seen in a minute. You thought Kobe Bryant back in '03 was wild, what the f*ck is going on right here, Game?

"see, told y'all Tiger was hood.," Game wrote Wednesday (December 2). "Funny how Tiger do a lil cheatin on his wife & it's a BIG deal but Hugh Hefner can cheat on his wife on a reality show ere'day & its nuthin. aint playin the race card, #imjustsayin. we've seen the media "USE" us then "ABUSE" us over & over again. 1st they love Michael [Jackson] then they scrutinize em to his grave. now TIGER ?!?! Oprah, you ALL WE GOT NOW. don't F#$@ UP !!! Tiger should've cheated wit 1 of dem chicks off Ray J show. they would've held it down for u my n*gga, I can call Tiger my n*gga now right ?"

Not sure if y'all have seen the same photos I've seen, but Gayme Game might have a point, WTF is dude doing messing with these fake a** "Desperate Housewives" meets "Hooters Friday Happy Hour Special" chicks? I mean, d*mn, I know the Black Wall Street dude could have got homie a nice hush-hush wifey. LMFAO. Nah, hhmm...maybe he could use some New York flava, a Harlem..nah, a Queens chick, whatcha think Pharoahe Monch?

"Tiger woods wife teeing off on his head is getting a more thorough investigation than the security breach at the white house.," Monch wrote. "i can see tiger now in full (cablanaisan) - voice- 'foo fee please lets talk about, but first put down that 4 iron'."

LOL. Aight, SOHH it boils down to nobody having respect for this dude and after all that controversy he had in the past, homie might have to start counting up his chips because sh*t is getting uglier than the throwback Master P sneakers. (c) Lloyd Banks.

Three days after Tiger Woods denounced as false the flood of speculation surrounding his auto accident, including reports of alleged infidelity, the golfer on Wednesday apologized for "transgressions" that "let my family down." Mr. Woods, who hasn't spoken publicly since the crash last Friday, released a statement on his Web site, regretting "personal behavior" that he didn't specify. "I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves," he said. He also said he and his wife, Elin Nordegren, have been "hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives" and insisted that his family be allowed to cope privately.

GTFOH with that bullsh*t. The "apology" and sadness is bogus as f*ck and it amazes me that peeps get this involved into personal matters. TMZ is one thing, but on the f*cking national news? D*mmmmmmn Tiger, you're going for that Bill Clinton '98 look, huh? I doubt this sh*t is going to die over any time soon, look out for wack a** "Saturday Night Live" sketches but some funny a** spoofs on YouTube. LMFAO.

2. The Hoax

Don't take this the wrong way and "earrrrrrly" respect to my Philly heads out there, but f*ck is wrong with Freeway and this wack a** "Love Is A Battlefield?" It's a good thing SOHH doesn't let me write their news b/c I would be airing the f*ck outta these clowns. I had SOHH much respect for this guy before he blew his sh*t out like rookie porn stars by not only announcing a "response" record to his feelings about Jay and Beans, but releasing that sh*t a few hours later. Wait, LOL, y'all slept through this sh*t, too???

"I learned when you in t, you should try to get your cake up," Freeway raps. "Half these rap n*ggas girls, without the dresses and the make-up/I was in the hood stressin' with the woes/While my n*gga Beans was doing a year in the wake-up/Everyday I wake up, shootin', robbin'...And I ain't sayin' n*ggas left us in the hood, but we ate our little food, did the dishes, cleaned the plates up/You was eating steak while we was eating Steak Umms/But I never complained, dapped you up and tipped the waiter/Then I, took the Roc, posted up, made a shot/If things ever got hot, worry not, he had the banger on him/Yup, Philly n*ggas live the code...If I can't get the president on the phone, I'm fine, 'cause I got the evidence, the plaques at my home..."

UNFORTUNATELY, I listened to this sh*t a few different times and I see right past it. Y'all want the SparkNotes.com version of what he's really saying? Let me help you out. "We were loyal to Jay. We got sh*tted on by Jay BUT stayed loyal. We ate but NOT AS GOOD as Jay. Beans is locked up and that's my brother. I TRIED to make it, sh*t flopped and y'all can hear the rest on Stimulus Package. Hi Beans! Hi Jay-Z!" GTFOH!!! The sh*t that got me is how he's trying to actually eat off this promo bullsh*t. He's gonna tell you what's REALLY going on with his new album. SMFH...even worse, this dude lied to my girl @AngelaYee about being specific about it on the song.

"Yeah, I just recorded this record from my point of view of the situation," Freeway told radio personality Angela Yee. "It's called 'Love is a Battlefield. We gonna debut that joint probably Wednesday, I'ma send that joint to you so you can blast that joint out. Well, you gonna see when I give you the record. Then you gonna play that joint and everybody is gonna see where I stand on it on that joint. The record is gonna let you know everything. I'm just basically telling y'all where I stand at, I've been around through the majority of the situation. [Beans] is my brother, that's my man for life, we good friends plus we Muslim."

Here's why it failed compared to some unexpected sh*t like Beans and 50's "I Go Off" collaboration. You can't announce something "this" big and wack a few hours before you decide to do it. You break that sh*t and get the blogs speculating for at least 72 hours. NEXT, as much as I love my girl, you DON'T give it to an Angela Yee, maybe @MissInfo but that's something you want to debut with Funkmaster Flex, Greg Street or sh*t, even DJ Kay Slay. But the biggest no-no, don't drop a weak a** record that's more dry than swine flu discussions. SMFH... Name drop Young Gunz, talk about some unheard of sh*t, get Dame Dash to do ad-libs. Other than that, y'all already forgot about the record, huh? LMFAO.

3. Motherf*ck Em All

Even though I think he should have worked sh*t out with Nivea instead of letting her give birth to a Martian, I won't lie, The-Dream got sh*tted on in the worst way by the Grammy peeps. LMFAO. In all honesty, I think it's bullsh*t politics to the core b/c you CANNOT tell me Flo Rida or even Mos Def get Grammy nods with their albums and Slaughterhouse ain't even up there, WTF!? Or even f*cking Rick Ross, Method Man & Redman, Fabolous or my dude Maino? (Stop laughing @Boss63) LMFAO. Anyway, peep what Christina Millian's baby's daddy is b*tchin' about:

"GRAMMY Isnt it FUNNY THE BEST ALBUM OF 2009 DIDNT GET ANOMINATION for the second year strait," he wrote Thursday (December 3) morning. "LOVE VS MONEY GOT NO NOMINATION the last time this happen i had LoveHate out and in the category had written the singles on three of the... Albums ,This time once again ive written on two of the albums ,jamie and B and no Nomination on a whole album of of the sh*t that got....those albums considered in the first place. I AM BOTHERED KNOWING THAT THIS IS THE PATTERN OF a DYING industry not because of what was.....but what wasnt when i know clearly MY ALBUM BLONG there period......maybe its my label, maybe its just my a** kissing skills arent up.......to par ,whatever i helped change the sound into what the sound is and my peers vote against me on purpose to denie me the opprtnty .........but call first thing to get a Record. SAD. i wish this on no one else thats probably why we can live in a society and vote people to.......offices where they dont belong because a group of ignorant voters will elect a ignorant person. STOP THE HATING ASAP........................AND this aint NO KANYE SH*T..... and yes i am B*TCHIN."

Personally, yeah, I think your "a** kissing" skills are along the lines of my brother @AndreasHale when he was at BET. LMFAO. But nah, I f*cks with you Dream and can feel your pain. I mean, sh*t, d*mn near Jay-Z was ready to sh*t on them for a few more years after that boycott sh*t went down a decade ago. Now 50 Cent doesn't deserve a Grammy............yet. SMFH...........but for homie to get slapped around like he ain't put out some real sh*t on HIS OWN, get the f*ck outta here. Def Jam needs another Russell Simmons, Lyor Cohen, Kevin Liles running that sh*t, otherwise KRS-ONE is giving you that "Told Your A**" look. LOL. On a side note though, congrats to my DUDE, Q-Tip. You know I copped three copies of that Renaissance, right Tip?

"THANK U ALL FOR THE CONGRATULATORY GESTURES!!!," Tip wrote Thursday via Twitter. "thank you all for the salute for the grammy nod! its all good yall with the grammies but i just wanna keep this music crazy 4 yall.. thats my focus."

That's a d*mn good album. Holla @ me in the comments section if y'all wanna speculate on Grammy winners.

4. Anything You Can Do

5-0 Cent is officially obsessed with Jay-Z. LMFAO. This sh*t was expected, you all do realize that right? Your album doesn't get the sales you thought it would back in '08 (when the sh*t was SUPPOSED to drop), U mad? You can't really sign Beanie Sigel because G-Unit doesn't have distribution, U Mad? You're getting closer to 4-0 with no Beyonce wife, no Sean John clothing/fragrance "current" success and Kanye's fashion killed you in '07, U MAD??? No? Oh sh*t.

"When you say something as vague as 'Men lie, women lie, numbers don't,' how do you take that as a disrespect, a response," Fif asked in an interview. "If we did look at the numbers, you'd see I did his career, my first two records. I did what he did in 15 years in 4 years. Like the numbers? You don't wanna talk about the numbers."

LMFAO. Still talking about Hov, huh Fif? Notice how his fame and success have gone beyond album sales? Let's talk New Jersey Nets, Rocawear clothing, Oprah Winfrey interviews, President on the cell, HP icon, Def Jam President.....Oh, but I bet you know all the gritty details on how much of a successful a**hole he is, right? Right? Righhhttt.

"I think he completely has his best interests in mind," 50 said about Hov. "When you commit to working with other artists -- I have to be passionate about it. Of course, you want to make money, so you only commit to the things that you're excited about, that you feel you have the chemistry with or has something there, but after you get past that point, it should be something that you actually want to see win. I tried to collaborate with him on the Freeway project. What I did was Freeway went out and found his publishing deal, and we started the album, and Jay did 'Big Spender' and I did 'Take You to the Top,' and when it came time to put the record out, he didn't want to shoot his video, so I'm like, 'Why am I going to shoot mine? I'm not shooting it. It's on your label.' He has a king complex, he thinks he's f*cking Jesus, you know what I mean? This J-Hova sh*t."

Okay, for all the commenters who are either going to say "blah blah blah SOHH talks about 5-0 all the time, he didn't flop" or "he looked after G-Unit." Oh really? So Olivia, M.O.P, Game, Young Buck, Bang Em Smurf, Domination, New York, Queens, your baby's mother are just bugging, right? LMFAO. How dare dude go off on Jay and he preaches about how he is different. GTFOH. If anything, Jay's artists stayed with him longer than any of 5-0's peeps.

Oh, while I'm at it, what's this about retiring from the mixtape game, 5-0?

"Well the next mixtape was already, portions of it was already recorded before the release of Before I Self Destruct but I didn't want to release it before [or] so close to the actual album that people would make comparisons between the material," Fif explained in an interview. "Because they're both up to standard, I felt that my core that really enjoys the aggressive content might enjoy the mixtape and try to compare it to what I did, performance-wise, to what I actually did on the actual record. I know hands-down the album is better, but I just didn't want to put it out there at that point. So after that, I won't offer any mixtape material."

I said it once before and I'll say it again, you take away the VitaminWater, what is this guy really pushing? Too much bad business moves and it's too late to "unify" rappers, 50. SMFH. *Tosses out War Angel, Forever King mixtapes.*

5. Falllllllllin'

D*mn, just when Jim Jones decides it's cool to toss sh*t at Cam'ron and Beans, his a** gets kicked to the curb. SMFH. It wouldn't be SOHH bad if Columbia Records had just released a statement on the sh*t, but when XXLMag.com gets the inside scoop that your a** is headed BACK remains at E1 Music. D*mn, it's like if Usher decided to get back with Tameka Foster. Ughhhhh....f*ck that sh*t, word Jones?

XXLMag.com has learned that Dipset Capo Jim Jones has left Columbia Records and recently signed a deal to release his next solo studio album on E1 Music, formerly known as Koch Records. According to the contract, the Harlem rapper will also drop a mixtape vie E1 as well. Jones has a long history with the E1. Along with releasing a handful of records on the imprint, last January he was appointed vice president of urban A&R.

Sh*t, that's rough, no joke, I still remember it like yesterday, right? Jones was chilling with 50 on stage when Cam'ron was tight about the Dipset/G-Unit affairs. Then it was on "Rap City" when everyone thought the "major" Jones was signing to was gonna be G-Unit Records. LMFAO. Well, sh*t happens I suppose. But to put some more sh*t on top of Jimmy, Freekey Zekey even clowned dude?

"Then Jim and Cam started fighting," Zeek raps. "Killa had some shiesty contracts/Said Jim was stealing the money/Kept it quiet didn't say nothing/Then me and Juelz [Santana] got hit like we was Joe Buddens/It took me about a year to get all them on an album -- they helped me back on my feet when I'm feeling like Gary Coleman -- 730 [Dips] was by they lonely, mixtape and World Star was the only thing had us going, aggravated, losing hope I took Henney under the rope..."

First off, Zeek should have played his role like Tony Yayo and just stayed hype man, b/c the raps are bogus as f*ck. But d*mn, no flow or not, Jones "stealing" money? D*mn. Told y'all that Dipset reunion was never ever....ever ever......ever happening. Beeelliiieeeeve that.

***LMFAO!!! On the low, I've been following some of y'all, real intelligent sh*t on some posts and then others? LMFAO. D*mn, I swear on every USB Flash Drive I got at the crib, I love y'all. Call it educated "hating" or some dropping the harsh, cold facts, this is OUR community and I appreciate the points of view to the core. Let's keep rockin' this sh*t, lock in!!!***

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BONUS: A** Like That

Yeah, so Tahiry has a fat a**, what else is new, right? LMFAO. Nah, f*ck that. Even though a lot of y'all kept sleeping on ol' girl after she dipped out Joe Budden"S" webcam, shortie actually played her cards right and looks like she might really be making some $$$ these days. Yo @TheRealTahiry, what's good with the whole 50 Cent/Joe Budden sh*t?

"Being involved with 50, yes [it's great], the video shoot [laughs]," Tahiry told DJ Whoo Kid in an interview. "He's awesome. No, no, no, he's awesome. He is a very smart person, he's very care-taking. He took very good care of me. See, let me explain something to you, I'm not with the whole [revenge moves], everything that's happening, people have their issues. It is a [coincidence] on my part, I was called for a part in the video, his love interest and I said 'Okay, 50, why not?' I'm not thinking about Joey, I'm not thinking about anybody else, I don't care what he's doing, what he's with who, anything that has to do with him, it's no longer my business...Let's move on, can I live? I'm going to continue to do me whether another record comes out about me, another blog. I don't really care."

Not saying Joe Budden's career is still finished, but d*mn, you lose a girl like that? SMFH...can't wait to see what this video is going to look like. Get that money T!

BONUS: Blame It

LMFAO. Game is the KING of Compton making excuses. LOL. Even though I couldn't hear sh*t from his freestyle, turns out dude felt like it was time to do a bi-annual Suge Knight diss-turned-apology, huh?

"Just seen myself freestylin on worldstar.. I was drunk as F@#% !!! i aint diss weezy or jones or gucci. media be tryna twist sh!t ha ha ha..," he wrote Monday (November 30) night. "I AM "ONEBLOOD". I got the world sooo woooo'n & got college kids in Wisconsin wearin red rags (@ they own risk). I painted this town R.E.D. Tell em how you feel son. Tell em how you feel !!! "MAD RAPPER" I talked to baby & Weezy today & reached out to Jones... Gucci locked up but n!ggaz know what is it wit me.... SOO to the WOO. R.E.D."

LOL. I won't even bother trying to put down all the random sh*t he said during the freestyle, but d*mn, am I bugging or were there some 50 Cent disses in that sh*t? Cool part about Game is he's actually one of the few artists out there that's making and keeping rap interesting. Sh*t, y'all clown him for it but those name drops have been in his raps since '03-'04 and his new album featuring Dr. Dre sh*t might be the closest we ever get to hearing Detox. Y'all sit back and watch. ---Bulldog Butterworth

[Editor's Note: The views expressed in this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH]

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