Caption Diss: Asher Roth Goes A** Out To Protect His Neck

Tuesday, Dec 22, 2009 2:05PM

Written by Bulldog Butterworth

For Caption Diss, the good ol' folks at SOHH are out and about to give y'all, the minute-to-minute readers, the chance of a week-time to leave the final word. The "Best We've Ever Read" headline gets to rock that SOHH Caption Diss gold respect for a week. Please wash hands before typing.

[Editor Note: The views of this column do not necessarily reflect those of SOHH.com]

LMFAO!!! D*mmmmmmmmn homie, does Asher Roth ever NOT catch a brick these days? He goes from being called the "next" Eminem to getting props from Shady Claus to even doing ample sales his first-week with Asleep In The Bread Aisle...and then the sh*t storm hits the 'net. Racist? Nappy Headed H*es co-signer? Dissing rappers not giving back to the Motherland? Sh*tttttt, son. He even took President Barack Obama's head off for that Nobel Peace Prize achievement. But the latest? Word has it dude got the Internet going nutz.....pause. Wonder what's on the kid's mind.....?

LMFAO! Major props to errrrrryone who f*cked around with last week's Diddy/Jay-Z posting. LMFAO. I swear to God, some of the best submissions I've seen since taking over this SOHH gig in October. Bullet, bullet for my DUDE VerbalPainter. Sh*t, doggy, f*ck painting, you sprayed some hilarious sh*t up, major props homie.

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"It was all a dream........" I woke up in "college," LOL. Nah, let me fall back before I Tweet some disrespectful sh*t and delete it and then find it on TwitHop. LMFAO. If you didn't do your shopping yet, you probably won't, so kick back with this week's Caption Diss b/c we're bringing that holiday cheer through Monday, December 28th. SOHH boys in the buildin' tonight, Roth???!!!

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