Hot Press: One Baby Don't Stop M.I.A.'s Show, Chris Brown Makes Sorry Excuse, Solange's Boob Shows Off

Thursday, Feb 19, 2009 12:00AM

Written by SOHH Soul Rebel

Hot off the press this week Kanye is still full of himself, M.I.A. can't get a break, Chris Brown's apology is not accepted and Solange gets drugged up after showing the world her boob.

808's and Narcissistic-Outtakes

Kanye West lives up to his egotistical reputation in the March issue of DETAILS Magazine, which he covers. In the interview Kanye claims his superiority over the game stating:

"Put this in the magazine: There's nothing more to be said about music. I'm the f*cking end-all, be-all of music. I know what I'm doing. I did 808s in three weeks. I got it. It's on cruise control. . . . Man, we talked about music for God knows how long! Now let's talk about how my fucking sweater didn't come back right from Korea. That's what's interesting me."
The singer also reiterates his usual threat that he's quitting music to pursue fashion.

Rebel Talking... Somebody please take his mic away! (Since there's nothing more to be said about music anyway right?)

Take A Bow

Chris Brown's career is on the ropes right now, after the 19-year-old issued a statement apologizing for "what transpired," it resulted in an angry backlash from peers in the entertainment community, including Oprah pal Gayle King who told EXTRA:

"I can't think of anything that makes me support anything that Chris Brown is saying at this time. And my heart just aches for Rihanna."
Meanwhile, comedienne Rosanne Barr blogged about the apology saying:

"chris brown's lies and excuses make me want to beat the crap out of him...he uses the language of the perpetrator just like every sleazy bastard who ever smacked his wife, kid, mother or girlfriend around uses. you dirty bastard, I hope you go to prison for ten years. IT'S YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLE! as for all the mealy mouthed hollywood and music scene chicks that can't bring themselves to condemn a misogynistic bully, let me say this: your time as whores for propaganda is ending, bitches."
Meanwhile, sources close to Rihanna say the Bajan songstress wasn't too impressed with Brown's statement either, claiming she was "appalled."

"All of us, including Rihanna, don't understand how he can say he's sorry on the one hand, but still... does not admit any guilt," a Barbados pal of Rihanna tells the Chicago Sun-Times. "He should have expressed more contrition."
A source close to Rihanna told the newspaper she is "royally pissed off" at Brown's "cavalier and arrogant statement."

Rebel Talking... Who knew Ne-Yo was a psychic when he wrote the lyrics "you look so dumb right now, standing outside my house, trying to apologize..."

Mama M.I.A.

Any normal pregnant woman would be allowed at least three months off to prepare for and recover from the birth of their child, but not Sri Lankan born British artist M.I.A., who performed "Swagger Like Us" alongside T.I., Jay-Z, Kanye West and Lil' Wayne on her DUE DATE and is now being courted to sing at the Academy Awards this Sunday, not even two weeks after she delivered a healthy newborn boy.

According to New York Magazine:

Academy Award show producers Bill Condon and Laurence Mark are so desperate to have her sing Slumdog Millionaire's "O Saya" (nominated for Best Original Song) on Sunday that they've allegedly offered to let her perform in a "large bed" onstage. "We'll make it as easy for her as we can," says Mark, who the Guardian reports is also considering her request to appear via Will.I.Am-ish hologram.
Rebel Talking... This is getting way out of hand, but if she keeps this up they should make the "Vagina Monologues" into a Broadway musical and cast her as the star.

Sandcastle Ditz-o

Twitter-addict Solange Knowles has been telling on herself all week as she suffered humiliation after humiliation. First, inadvertently baring her nipple when she wore a sheer black top to the Toni Maticevski Fall 2009 show:

"i always wear undies, never been carried out of the club drunk, i wont even pose for king or any "eye candy" type shoots and now look:(," Solange twittered.
It didn't stop there. Solange kept twittering about her wardrobe malfunction adding:

"my shit on display for all the world to see....sings amy winehouse's " what kind of fuuuuuuuuckery is this" :( ((((((((((((((" and "why does everyone always wanna say " it could've been worse" when this type of thing happens? arrrrrghh... i hate that! it sucks either way!"and "im wearing turtlenecks for the rest of the year gosh dammit."
Apparently the turtleneck didn't offer much help when the singer suffered an adverse reaction to Nyquil capsules during a flight out of New York later in the week. Solange ended up hospitalized after fainting, but of course she documented the whole series of events via her tweets:

"I took a nyquil and i think maybe im getting high off it because im not sleeping. maybe i should close my eyes." "think im certified loosing (sic) it on nyquil. Going to sleep before i start freestyling on the plane... omg (Oh my God) i didnt know nyquil could do this to you. i took the pills tho. cant stomach cough syrup. Trying to be proactive on this flight." "Never taking nyquil again. I feel so weird."
After she woke up in the hospital she wrote:

"Woaah...... How'd I end up in the hospital? Woke up to 8 random people over me, laid out on the floor in baggage claim!... Guess I passed out! Scary. Hooked up to IV now. Apparantly I'm super dehydrated."
"I've never passed out before. S**t was like the movies. People standing over me saying 'hello'... My mom is the best. LOL (laugh out loud). She's like 'Ain't nothing wrong with this girl, she need some water and rest... Pull up the car!' LOL"
"I'm like still in shock. I've never passed out before. Think it was the nyquil too. I felt weird when I woke up. This has been the day from hell. I'm done with the second IV. I just want to get in the bed and lay with (son) Julez. That's all I want."
Rebel Talking... Maybe if she'd put the twitterberry down long enough, she'd be able to tell when her boob was hanging out and be able to read the dosage on the package properly.

But while you were wondering if Rihanna is taking Chris Brown back, we were saving up to buy Michael Jackson's socks and watching ex-Danity Kane singer Aubrey O'Day lose her mind and her morals.

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