Caption Diss: Lyfe Jennings

Written by Archie Fucque

Tue, 28 Oct 2008 06:00:00

Lyfe Jennings- Caption Diss


As the old saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words. For Caption Diss SOHH is asking you, the reader, to tell us what those words are...just keep it short. The person who coins the wittiest caption wins.

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Gun shots, wild car chases with the police, baby momma drama. R&B singer Lfye Jennings had a helluva day last week. Now comes word his estranged baby mother Joy Bounds has filed a restraining order against him. Hopefully that doesn't cramp his mack game with the ladies. After all, Lyfe goes on.

Props to last week's winner Warren.

Caption Diss Winner -10-27-2008


Game On...The winner will be picked by the SOHH.com staff. Comments close on Monday, November 3rd.

29 Comments

when i go back to jail will wait for me!

i hope u like jealous dudes

"Girl I'll go to jail for you..

Girl....how would you like to file a restraining order against me????

"If you were a prison I would do a thousand lyfetimes"

Do you know where my baby momma is??

You know this is the last time you gonna see me right?

"Lyfe's a bitch and then you got lock up chasin behind her."

"wanna go for a ride babe?"

PULL YOUR PANTS UP FAGGOT!!!

It was all good just a week ago...

how much do you know about restraining orders.

I'LL KNOCK YOUR MUTHAFU#$@& TEETH OUT

yeah im holding your hand but you better sing the song ANNA MAE!!!

It Must Be Nice To Be Free

If I cant have you bitch.....NO ONE CAN

I SUCK

Will you marry me?.....So I can get a congenial visit

"you'll be back" ...the same thing the officer said in the begging of the "it must be nice "video lol

Come on & ride wit me baby. Promise I'll be good.

If tina turner and mr benjamin had a baby thats who i would like

I luv my baby momma, I'll never let her go (unless they start shootin')

"Somebody Call the Cops Up" because Lyfe's head must be somewhere in "Never Never Land." "Must Be Nice!"

I just saved a whole bunch of money by switching to Geico

Too bad I can't really sing.

i touched you you now belong to me

"Girl, give him your number, and he will most definitely give you a black eye."

" I Know What You Did Last Summer"....

You don't burn me, ma and I won't burn you.