Caption Diss: Jim Jones
Tue, 14 Oct 2008 12:22:40
As the old saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words. For Caption Diss SOHH is asking you, the reader, to tell us what those words are...just keep it short. The person who coins the wittiest caption wins.
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Lately, Jim Jones has been talking real greasy about Jay-Z and others. So what's new? The "Harlem Gangster" doesn't think Hov, Kanye West or T.I. has swagger like him. And he even had some choice words for Nas in a recent interview with Rhapsody, "F*ck Nas."
Well we think we have identified the source of these random outbursts. Must be something in the air. Wonder what the "la-la" will make Jimmy say next?
Props to last week's winner Alexis.
Game On...The winner will be picked by the SOHH.com staff. Comments close on Monday, October 20.
I fly high ! No lie !
"Fuck all these rappers especially that nigga that made that corny shit Ballin, oh shit wait....."
I got swagga like puff.........
"Damn this Kush... I cant even remember when's the last time I showered"
More hits on the blunt than hits on the chart.
im in the courtroom with marijuana eyes.
i aint had a hit this good since ballin
damn... man i'm high as hell
yo im high as fuck son, where my tight jeans and chain wallet at??? hope kanye forgot i was dissin him 'bout them von dutch's shit cause now im rockin the same ish haha no homo, and fuck cam, he thought pink was gay, peep my faggot as style, he cant this like hammer, no homo
That "fuck it" in this kush makes forgot i have no career! Fallin!
cams penis, thin and blowable.
Damn Dame, Why wont anyone respond to me? It hurts my feelings to be ignored. Smell me?
So what your tell in if I let hit run up in me, My sells would increase? Let me think first.
Everyone keeps yelling jimmy sucks, jimmy sucks but are you making those jimmy bucks. He must be doing something because everyone is paying attention and most of us have gave jimmy a listen. He's on a mission and half of the dudes in the rap game which they was in his position. Because he's baking that cake and getting that weight up. How you going to say you don't love him no mo.
Damn maybe I should of stuck with Cam!!!
Damn these byrdgang idots around me now have put me in debt for that album ....hhhhmmm... wish Stacks & Max were still with me!!!
Ey! Get me some more of dis HaterGRADE!
"This shit right here, this shit right here is why I still think I'm relevant."
Jones in his Eddie Kane Voice ( from 5 heartbeats)
Nights like this I wish....Rain drops would fallllll
Yo Freekey.... Think Cam gonna do us like Juelz???
FALLIN!!!!!!
add Max Biggaveli as a friend?
I wish I could see NaS and Jay butt naked right now yo....
Damn man....I'm really a one hit wonder!!!!
i need to take this tight ass shirt off so i can inhale this shit
AINT NOBODY "GOT WEED LIKE US"
All I know is, they hit me in both eyes and they was in a grey car officer. They went that way.. Dame tell 'em!!! You said you had my back on this. You aint gonna tell nobody i told you are you?
...onion rings, fries, and all the hot sauce you can give me!
He hit me, I fell, I got up, he hit me again. Dame seen 'em to officer! Tell 'em nigga.
Maybe if I was still cool with Cam I'd be able to afford soap. Or is it the other way around? I'm confused.
Okay. I'm ready to admit it. I have a phobia of showers.
Where is Max B?...
Yo can I hit this B?
"Don't hate me cause I'm Down Syndrome."
"Yeah, I know I suck too..."
(while smokin dust) - MY SHIT IS MORE JOHN BLAZE AND THEY NOT RECOGNIZIN...
Nigga this shit right hereee..is what got me hating on other rappers..
this blunt still won't bring Killa back
People take some if dis and you'll be flyin high in no time! BALLIN!
It only hurts when I pee so I am good
Man, I i really wish i didn't have a Homo's swagger, all thses tight clothes, well at least MY knots can fit.
TWO puffs and pass this time yo!
Cam need to smoke this shit if he think im still in dipset
"Damn son I need to take a shit"
Can you spare a dollar? I need to catch the 2 uptown. Thanks a bunch!
Son, It was me! I came up with this 5th Ave grundge gansta swag. Niggas need to now. Kurt Cobain got that from me.
Heh heh...caption diss.
Bitch... that fish look good! Let me get one nem schrimp!
Ehhh man.... were them doritos at?
Damn, i wish max b was still writing my hits. owww
How the hood talkin bout they don't love me no more?
Uhau-Uhau!!! I have to keep talking about Nas and Jay to be relevant, so that's why I do it.
Smell Me?
"yo im telling u fam, (inhales blunt) this is what i do, smell me"
I dont no wat Imo do if I cant get this make-up off my eyeslids, SON!!! But fo real my nigga, that light blue was kinda tight, right... tight son, right?!!!
BLAAZINNNNN
Nigga... SHHHIIIIIIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!
If my songs were as good ass this weed, I'd be BALLIINNN
Damn, T.I. sold more his first week than my last album has in two years.
I'm so high I can't see. oh shit my eyes are closed.
I wish this was Jay-z's dick i was suckn on....
"Damn...I miss Cam'ron"
"Jigga why you treat me like animal?"
This kush is the only one that believes in me
Owww... (Max B Voice)
"It was so potent..." Frank Lucas Voice
I'm flying high, but this aint ballin man.
Drug-Induced Coma
Sheeeeeeit watchu talkin bout niggas be buyin Nostic!!!
why did i let max b go.
**Coughs**"Man, fuck that, I love Nas!"
tell ti i said i'm sorry man thats my dude ya smell me?
I dissed Jay, Nas & T.I.!?!?!? What was I thinkin!!!! Roll up another one!!!
F*ck em all Jayz Biggie Nas 2pac , Im jimmy ! haha Jimmy montana, wow good kush....
YO FREEKEY CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS, CHRISSY REALLY DID TOUCHED IT IN MIAMI.
It's da BOMBAY!!
Make sure theres no toilet in the picture.. you smell me??
TI and Hova aint got swag like me...cause them niggaz is straight!!
"ima, ima, ima........ go to sleep...."
"Man, when I smoke dis good ish, I feel like, why none of my favorite MCs dress like me, ya dig?"
dam this some good shit.. I need to write a track about it.. ....wait I can't write.. Maxxxx .. put your pen to paper bitch I own you !
Devin stole my swag, did yall see his the art to his first album?
Jay-Z had to be my a$$ for talkin ish because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.......
THIS SHIT RIGHT HEEEEEERE NIGGA! THIS SHIT RIGHT HEEERE!! ITS CALLED DEATH!
chill dawg...this the only green i got left
Singing "Nights like this IIII wish...that Max B would faaaaaall"
Its a Friday got no job, might as well get high.
Man... Fuck Cam
Dis Some Dirt!!!
I Need 2 Get wit Killa 4 some of dat Purple Haze!!!!
I started this swag shit!
''No one on the corner got swagga like Jones, Swagga like Jones"
Damn, Hov fucked me up worst than this joint.
I do feel that... what was the question again???
I wonder what Jay-z is doing?
look i told yall Hova is my idol...O..O no i meant fuck that nigga..man Im high as shit
ima learnz ya...ima learnz ya..
*breathes hard and loud* WHY CAM WHY? *cries*
FALLINNNNNNN!!
wich one of u goonies left slime on this?
so what i be jockin jay-z jockin jockin jay-z?
look son, i tould u before! cam was massagin me. Thats real Capo status!
wish my raps was as good as this chronic.
IM ON MY COKE-HEAD SHIT!!! NO HOMO
max b is getting to wavy i cant even look yall in the eye
Yo, Im tellin you B, I came up with that "Whatever u Like" shit from Hustler P.O.M.E.
*Puff* *Puff*...Aiight..Time for another interview...
U SURE THEY GUNNA MAKE A CAPTION DISS ON THIS?? DAMNN PROMOTION BE CHEAP!
"i got no sense .. what ever made me think i could be better than max b ... damn"
Is Jim Jones gay. I've been hearing a lot on Syrius radio. Do tell.